I’M In Love With My Best Friend’S AUNT?!
What a Day...
Alex and Steph are having dinner with Alex's mom
Alex
💢💢 Could you not stare at her like that...?
(Alex's Mom)
Relax Alexandra... we're just having dinner~
Steph
💧(Get me out of here...)
Alex
💢 (I swear... I just might kill this bit©h before she dies of old age...)
Alex
*Sighs* (Just relax Alex...)
(Alex's Mom)
*Touches Steph's hand*
(Alex's Mom)
Alexandra that isn't appropriate language... We have guest, can't you see?
(Alex's Mom)
How bout you head to your room now?
Alex
💢💢 I'm not leaving when you and my girlfriend are in the same god damn room!
(Alex's Mom)
It's probably your father, the dumba$$ forget the keys...
(Alex's Mom)
*Opens the door*
(Alex's Dad)
I forgot the keys...
(Alex's Mom)
Come on! Come inside, we have guest!
(Alex's Mom)
We were just having dinner just now...
(Alex's Mom)
Meet Alexandra's...
(Alex's Dad)
Well nice to meet you...
Alex's dad grabs Steph's hand and kiss it
(Alex's Dad)
Well I'm pretty hungry...
(Alex's Dad)
Honey get me a plate!
Alex
I'll be in my room...
Alex
📱 Ugh, you acting like I deserve it!
Leah
📱 Stop acting bit©hy to me!
Alex
📱 *Sighs* I literally can't deal with my mom flirting with my girlfriend...
Leah
📱Girlfriend ay? We're making things official now?
Alex
📱You act like you didn't see us almost kissing...
Leah
📱I'm so glad I walked in!
Alex
📱You fu©king weirdo...
Leah
📱 Are you smoking right now?
Alex
📱No one gives a sh!t on what I do...
Leah
📱 Isn't your parents home?
Alex
📱They would care if they smell it... My whole room smells like weed...
Leah
📱Where do you hide your cigarettes?
Alex
📱No one can steal my stash...
Leah
📱I can't tell if I should be proud or worried...
Alex
📱Ew, are you secretly turning into my mom?
Leah
📱Oh yes, I push you out of my v@g!na...
Alex
📱Still pretty fu©king gross 🤢
Leah
📱 You're acting different
Leah
📱I can't tell if it is the jealousy or your dad
Alex
📱Clam down... I know what you mean it's just that...
Alex
📱I could better explain it in person...
Alex
📱Meet me at "Audrey's Cafe"
Easter egg for those who know... 😏
Steph
Can't invite 'your friend?'
Alex
💢💢 What did you expect me to say?
Steph
💢💢 I rather have you say 'your drug dealer' instead!
Alex
💢💢 I don't do drugs Steph!
Steph
💢 But you smoke weed!
Steph
💢💢 Before you go... Get yourself clean up, before you get arrested...
Alex
(I should take a shower...)
Alex's mom was washing dishes
(Alex's Mom)
She actually just left right now
(Alex's Mom)
Not gonna lie she was pretty pissed off...
Alex
I'm gonna take a shower
(Alex's Mom)
Good, also close your door
(Alex's Mom)
I could smell it from here...
(Alex's Mom)
Can't you do it outside?
(Alex's Mom)
*Mumbles* Next time...
Alex
(Geez, I feel so terrible...)
Alex
(Am I a horrible daughter?)
Alex
(Horrible girlfriend?)
Alex
(Leah's right, something about as change...)
Alex
(I shouldn't keep her waiting)
Leah
Damn girl, you have me out here in the cold...
Alex
Yeah I took a shower...
Leah
Woman it's cold out! You can't be going outside with your hair wet...
Leah
Come on! Let's go inside...
Comments
honk
casual talk with bff
2024-02-24
1
hehe GL
hmm audry i think i know
2022-07-30
3
Hiam~
please update more🥺🥺🥺
2022-03-23
0