Chapter 2 - Things I do for u
[Note: This is all in Yoongi's pov. Hoseok is the main character so I cant edit Yoongi replying to joon since only one main character is available.]
[Note 2: This is not a gc, just imagine this is a normal left and right chat with yoongi as the user and not hoseok]
3 new messages for YoonHumpMe!
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YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Hey bebi boi, i see you already tied knots with some1 ;>>))
HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)
Excuse me?! What did you say?
And who tf are you?!!!
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Hmmmm, I guess i can work out being an illegal daddy.
HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)
I'm blocking you, bye!!
This person has blocked you.
Yoongi smirked by the reaction of the cute boy he found on the internet.
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Namjoon need help!.. Asap.
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
Do i need to get someone's
*** destroyed again 4 yah?
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
No......
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
But find this godlike human for me.... thnx
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
So you like girls now, huh.... i tot u gay?
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
I'll see what i can do..
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
I'm Gay you shïtfůck no need to tell you 3x twice
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Get me the cute boy ;3
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
🍑🍑🍑
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
Found him!..
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
But i think he is married? like damn..... too young
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
im married to him...
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
im impressed by your technological advancement :*
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
Oh please u obsessed freak
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
what do i get in return?
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
this shït aint free mamito
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Prolly unli fück with my
roomate seokjin :0
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
and free condom for 3 months since seokjin be shïtting all day coz of dairy
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
i h8 u
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
is he okay?
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
i checked him....
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
still breathing
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
though dehydrated
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
get him some elektrulyts
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
drinks
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
How can i unread that shït of a spelling
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
your gradeschool teacher must be disappointed
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
no shït
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
auto correct didn't work
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
anyway what is his name?
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
Jung Hoseok prolly not gae
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
the girl's name idk.. i guess you cant have them both ;^
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
greedy *****
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
meow~ thanks joon
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
Enjoy seokburito
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
don't bother me again
JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)
look here u lil shït... u're da one who texted me
YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)
sheesh stop being obsessed with me for once... I'm a busy person
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