The Weird Jonathan
Lloyd
Wow.. I feel refreshed after that nap.
Lloyd
-looks at the clock-
Lloyd
I missed the party. It was at 10.
Lloyd
-Yells into his pillow-
Regina
-knocks on his window-
Regina
Why didn’t you come to the party?
Lloyd
I took a nap after school and overslept.
Regina
I’ve done that once. I can’t get mad.
Regina
Even though it’s the 2nd party you missed for the same reason! -jumps through the window and sits on the floor-
They sit there and talk for a while
Lloyd
Anyways, It’s 12 so I need to get ready.
Lloyd
My dad’s adopting this rich kid because his mom died and his dad went to prison for attempted bank robbery.
Regina
Why is this rich kid coming at night?
Lloyd
I honestly have no idea.
Regina
Ok! See you in a few days!
Regina
-jumps out of the window and runs off-
Lloyd
We’re on the third floor. How has she not ever gotten hurt doing that?
-cleans the house, gets dressed, and wakes up his dad-
Lloyd
DAD! -tries to hit him with the pillow-
Stanley
You don’t need to hit me with a pillow every time we have to get up!
Lloyd
I got the house cleaned and it’s ready for my “brother” to live in.
Stanley
Ok. And let me remind you-
Lloyd
“don’t use him for money”, You’ve said this for a whole week, 50 times every day.
Lloyd
Dad, should he have been here by now?
Stanley
Yeah.. an hour ago to be exact.
Someone knocks on the door.
Lloyd
Oh, you must be my new brother!
Lloyd
(I’m getting bad vibes..)
Lloyd
-opens the door and lets him in-
Jonathan
-brings in a suit case and a weird looking knife-
Stanley
Excuse me.. what is that knife for?
Jonathan
Reasons I would rather not say. -stares at him awkwardly-
Jonathan
-walks up the stairs-
Stanley
I agree. But we should make him feel comfortable and maybe he’ll open up to us!
Jonathan
-comes back down-
Jonathan
Excuse me.. where will I sleep?
Stanley
Well, you can have the guest room!
Lloyd
(But then where will Regina sleep when she sleeps over-)
Stanley
And when Regina comes over she can sleep on the couch or with Lloyd!
Lloyd
Dad. Ever since you’ve met Regina you’ve been trying hard to make us get in a situation to give you grandkids. 😐
Stanley
You’re onto me.. 😅😅
Lloyd
Well, it’s not happening! Jonathan, you can have the guest room, but when Regina comes over she has to sleep with you!
Lloyd
She’s too energetic.
Lloyd
Nevermind. You’ll try something. I guess she’ll sleep with me.
Lloyd
-goes up into his room-
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