chapter two
Andy
the weirdest thing just happened
Andy
well, as you know, I work at Heart Signal Corp, that company that owns that dating app, and I was presenting one of my ideas to one of our investors.
Barney
what's so weird about that?
Andy
Anyways, as I spoke, this guy never took his eyes off me. I mean, he kept staring at me in a calculating manner like he was trying to read my brain. it honestly creeped me out.
Andy
Now comes the weird part; he wants to speak to me.
Andy
I don't know. I'm waiting for him and my boss to round things up in their office. he will soon be out.
Barney
well, let me know what happened after.
Barney
remember to get a gift for Reagan.
TO GEORGE, ONE OF HIS ROOMMATES
Andy
what are you getting for Reagan?
George
bruh, I was just about to ask you that 😩
Andy
I know a couple of things she might like but I just don't know which one she will really like.
Andy
I wanna get her something cool
George
think I'll just buy her a condom
George
what?! she's turning eighteen! 😘 Doesn't she have a thing for you? might give her the courage to jump you at last.
Andy
I'll pretend I didn't just read that
George
it's true. she's one of our roommates, isn't she? I know her. She has a massive crush on you.
Andy
speaking of crush, how's things going with Elijah?
George
😑 I don't wanna talk about it
Andy
what's up with you two? Just hook up already.
George
I SAID I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT! 🤬🤬
TO Elijah, ONE OF HIS OTHER ROOMMATES
Andy
hey, what'd you get for Reagan?
Elijah
can't tell, baby boy
Elijah
you're gonna have to find out tonight
Elijah
can't find the perfect gift, am I right?
Elijah
wanna go shopping? I'll bring my dad's credit card 🤑
Andy
sorry, can't. I'm at work, just waiting on my boss to finish a conversation with one of our clients
Elijah
you know, I've never really understood how you have the energy to work and go to a university at the same time. It's exhausting honestly 😩
Andy
well not all of us have daddy's money to spend, Ellie.
Elijah
don't you wish you were me 😉
Andy
talked to George lately?
Elijah
don't mention that name again.
Elijah
he keeps sending me signals, then the next thing I know I'm hearing a girl moaning from his room!
Elijah
he doesn't seem like the relationship type of guy anyway 🥺
Andy
don't worry, he'll come around
Andy
you two deserve each other
Andy
oh, here comes my boss! gotta go.
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