a loser as a vampire
Aiden
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
kalen
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT DIPSHIT!!
Aiden
I THINK I'M A VAMPIRE
kalen
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
kalen
THAT YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY NAP
kalen
OH SURE!! LIKE I'LL BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT
Aiden
you know that chocolate cake i ordered yesterday??
Aiden
AND IT TASTED HORRIBLE!! NOTHING LIKE CHOCOLATE
Aiden
CHOCOLATE CAKE MAN!!
Aiden
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!
kalen
THE CAKE'S PROBABLY SPOILED MAN!! JUST DROP IT
kalen
GO COOK EGGS OR SOMETHING
Aiden
YEA! THATS WHAT I DID!!
Aiden
which is weird..because
Aiden
and you cant deny that!!
kalen
that does say something..
kalen
BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST SICK OR SOMETHING!!
kalen
STOP IT WITH THIS BULLSHIT
Aiden
FINE!! I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING BETTER
Aiden
I AM ALLERGIC TO THE SUN!!
kalen
shit..that looks fresh..
Aiden
LIKE A VAMPIRE (｀Д´)゜｡
Aiden
YES!! I AM TELLING YOU!!
kalen
then..do you have some sort of fangs or something?
Aiden
I AM FREAKING OUT RN!!
kalen
i still dont believe you one hundred percent..
kalen
what did you do earlier today?
kalen
maybe if you track back your steps..it could give you some sort of clue..
Aiden
i did stole some weird looking amulet..
Aiden
looks like some sort of star
kalen
YOU STOLE SOMETHING?!?!
Aiden
I AM BEHIND RENT MAN!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!?!
Aiden
about the vampire thing..
Aiden
i think it came from the gem..
kalen
CONGRATS GENIUS! YOU GOT IT
Aiden
i get it..i'm not supposed to steal it
Aiden
but its soo tempting..
Aiden
its just sitting there..on the floor
kalen
and now you're a vampire congrats!!
Aiden
i'm feeling something weird
Aiden
DO I HAVE TO GET BLOOD OR SOMETHING?!?!
kalen
DO YOU HAVE TO LIKE...FEAST..ON SOMEONE?!?!
Aiden
ITS SRSLY HURTING RN..FUCKK
kalen
shit..i don't think you have any other choice man..
kalen
its almost night time..you can probably get someone to eat..
Aiden
dude..dont make it sound weirdd ＼(º □ º l|l)/
Aiden
dude...i think i found one..
kalen
dude...u still alive?
Aiden
DUDE..ITS NOT FUNNY!!
Aiden
THIS SHIT IS SO EMBARASSING
kalen
you seriously suck at being a vampire
kalen
i am going opening your door and going inside by myself
Aiden
why is it so messy here?
Aiden
and i'm full off blood?
kalen
I dont want to talk about it..
kalen
you're feeling fine now right?
Aiden
idk where it all came from though..
kalen
i'm gonna go back to sleep..
Comments
Joholu
well this became nasty in 10 seconds
2021-10-05
0
Joholu
you have my blood shawtea
2021-10-05
1
B writer
i like it its fun and funny xd
2021-09-30
2