Denver Schneider
the coffin room of Denver
Sebas and I enter into the room
it's always dark with only one ray of sunlight entering from the opaque glasses
there are two coffins side by side each
the left one belongs to my mother and the right one belongs to my father
Sebas and I go towards the right one which belongs to my father
Sebastian
Knock Knock Ahem My lord, Master Blaise has come to see you
the coffin shakes and the lid opens a little
and now it closes once aga--
Blaise Schneider
DAMN IT!!! OPEN UPPP YOU OLD MAN!!!
"I'M TRYING TO BUT THE LID IS JUST FKING HEAVY!!!"
said my father inside from the coffin
I and Sebas have opened the lid and kept it aside
now my father is sitting inside the coffin
Blaise Schneider
so... what's the matter? it's rare to see you remember me
Denver Schneider
Ahem Oh yeah
Denver Schneider
the thing is that...
Denver Schneider
FCK YOU!!!
Blaise Schneider
HAAA?????!!
Denver Schneider
YOU *** ** ***** ************ **** **** **** ** ***---
Blaise Schneider
Halt!! Halt!! We can't censor any word further then this!!!
Denver Schneider
HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA KEEP ME WAITING???
Sebastian
Master, it's about time you get married
Blaise Schneider
THAT CLICHÉD PLOT AGAIN??
Denver Schneider
Listen up
Denver Schneider
I need cute chubby and fluffy grand childrens as fast as I can!
Blaise Schneider
wait but I'm still just 78!! isn't it a bit too early???
Denver Schneider
NO MORE WORDS--
Blaise Schneider
YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE!!!
Denver Schneider
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NEXT DRACULA SO JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT PAPA IS SAYING BABY BOY!!
Blaise Schneider
WHO'S THE "BABY"BOY!!! HERE HUH???
Sebastian
there they go again...
Denver Schneider
GO MARRY ANY GIRL REGARDLESS OF THE RACE--
the voice echoed throughout the whole room
it came from the left coffin which belonged to my mother
Denver Schneider
U-Uh sorry honey-- I-I'll be sure not to disturb your sleep
Denver Schneider
anyway just get out of here you both!
Blaise Schneider
(Whenever it comes to mother he's a wimp)
Sebas and I are on our way to the hall way now
and father goes back to sleep In his coffin
Sebastian
So what are your plans now?
Blaise Schneider
I think it really is time for me to get married now...
Blaise Schneider
though he's been nagging me to marry for about 50 years
Blaise Schneider
I guess I should finally consider it
Sebastian
If you please excuse me... I shall look out for some good marriage partners from you right away
Sebas leaves off to look for some good marriage candidates for me...
Blaise Schneider
is there ever gonna be a girl that catches my eye?
Blaise Schneider
perhaps.... I'm gay??!!!
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