ep.1

"Jonathon, my man! That was some good *hic* booze! Dontcha agree?"

"Donovan, you.. you're drunk, you need rest.""BAH! REST IS FOR COWARDS!"

My friend, Donovan and I, went to a bar and had a few shots. But, as you can see, Donovan is bad at holding liquor. And so, this happened."Oi! Pretty lady over there! You're skin is so fair I wonder if it's for sale?" *smirks*."Oh sweety, too bad it's not." *proceeds to punch in the face* Donovan, You really are drunk. *sigh*

[5 minutes later]

"you know, Jonathon, today was a pretty good day, besides being punched in the face, being called a pedophile...*continue to blabber on* ... and so, I have reached a solution to my problems" "oh Donovan please do tell this one, what's your solution?" "Well Al will end if I just-" "nope. not happening. So, now that we're over all that, can you walk home by yourself?" "yes I think I can mana- *thud* *snore* errrrr... this idiot really is hopeless. Well, I guess, I can do him a favor and take him home. Hehehe... how much should I ask for?

*shuffle* HMM? what's that? "WHO'S THERE? DON'T THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU!" "..." Was it my imagination? Though I could've sworn... well, nevermind that. for now, let's just take this big baffoon home. Hmm... that's odd it's eerily silent. This is freaking me out. Should I just take him to a hotel to stay the night? No, I can't imagine what this drunkard would do... *imagines* "AAAHHHH!" bleh. Disgusting. Well, that ideas ruled out. Then should I take him too my house? *censored* BLERGH!!! Ah, I couldn't hold it back. Let's make sure to avoid it, at the very least. Hmm... though, it really is strange I've been carrying this baffoon all this way, yet we haven't met even a single soul. Hmm? I'm getting quite drowsy... *yawwwwnnn* mm.... I.. need.... some..... sleep.......

Mmm... what's this light... wait, why am i in a lab? Could this be a hospital? If I really am in a hospital, then I should be asking myself why. First let me assess the situation...yesterday, my friend Donovan and I went drinking...Then, we were on our way home when I heard some strange noises...but the strangest thing is, there was no soul to be seen. *Wait*... yeah, that story doesn't make sense, does it? Could it be, that, because of overly handsome looks, someone kidnapped me to serve them?

*AUTHOR NOTE* boi, you ain't even handsome. Back to the story...

Or perhaps to sell my organs? Wait, why am I so calm about being kidnapped? Well, in reality, I'm screaming in my head: MUMMY! GET ME ME BROWN PANTS! Anyways, whatever's happening is obviously illegal. if I can somehow alert the police, they would surely help me, you agree?

*NOTE*I'll try to get in at least 2 eps. a week.

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