Reality show
AUTHOR
Note: Everything here is happening in 2021 at the end of February, that is, before the Grammys.
It's 1:00 AM and yep, I'm hungry.
So now I'm in the convenience store, looking for some late night food I can eat.
The store is silent with only one or two customers hanging around in the aises.
And guess what? Dynamite was playing in the radio! And my ARMY aśs started doing the choreo in tiny.
YURI (Army)
Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight~
YURI (Army)
So watch me bring the fire, set the night alight~
Suddenly I felt someone's eyes boring into my neck but do I care? It's my boys' song and I will dance to it.
As I got out of the store after buying my ramen, I heard footsteps behind me. Fear slowly striking into my body, I walk faster than ever trying to reach my apartment as fast as I could.
Footsteps got louder and louder as I fasten my pace....and then the person behind me starts running. Suddenly I got pulled to the side away from the sight of people.....
YURI (Army)
Don't touch me! I have a weapon in my hand!
YURI (Army)
[took out her scrunchie and pointed it towards the man]
Someone
Calm down, I'm not trying to kidnap you. [rolled his eyes]
YURI (Army)
*Wait....I'm sure I've heard this voice before!*
Someone
[slowly took out his mask]
YURI (Army)
[gasped] Namjoon?!
We both were now sitting at a table at a cafe. The cafe was 24/7 opened and I could see some couples talking to each other like love birds.
NAMJOON
So I need your help.
YURI (Army)
Alright....but I'm trying so hard not to squeal here...
NAMJOON
Girl please don't squeal or scream or anything. I don't want people to recognise me.
YURI (Army)
Hm okay, I'll try.
YURI (Army)
But wtf are you doing here at 1AM in the morning? Don't you need some sleep? Y'all work so hard all day.
NAMJOON
Shut up and listen to me.
YURI (Army)
*Damn he's rude*
NAMJOON
Okay so you're an ARMY right? I saw you dancing to Dynamite.
YURI (Army)
Of course duh!
NAMJOON
I want you to come with me tomorrow morning.
YURI (Army)
Is this some kind of fanfic shit cuz my mom ain't gonna leave me with seven korean men. This is real life.
NAMJOON
You should stop reading fanfictions... [sighed]
YURI (Army)
Ah forget about that. What do you need my help with?
NAMJOON
You see, there's this reality show that's starting after a few days and we were supposed to find an ARMY but we were too busy with stuff so I couldn't do it.
YURI (Army)
What kind of reality show?
NAMJOON
A reality show where we find the best fandom of K-pop.
YURI (Army)
What? I've never heard of this reality show?
NAMJOON
Cuz it's happening for the first time.
YURI (Army)
Oh yeah, we're gonna win then.
NAMJOON
Don't be over confident.
NAMJOON
[sighed] Okay listen.
NAMJOON
I need you to come with me and be representative for our fans. For our ARMY....can you do that?
YURI (Army)
*Of course I would. I'd love to represent such a lovely and chaotic and strong fandom.*
I was about to say yes but when I saw Namjoon's puppy eyes, I decided to tease him a little.
YURI (Army)
I will, but I have a condition.
NAMJOON
Oh what do you need? You wanna meet up with the boys? You wanna spend time with us? You want our albums? You want autographs?
YURI (Army)
*Damn he really is a rapper. I couldn't understand anything*
YURI (Army)
I just- need to know if I can get a kiss from you?
I actually didn't want that but I just wanted to tease him and see his reaction....
NAMJOON
What? NO! I-I have a girlfriend and it's been 3 years since our relationsh- OOPS! [slapped his hands to his mouth]
YURI (Army)
I KNEW IT! [jumped from her seat with a happy look on her face]
YURI (Army)
I WANTED TO HEAR THIS OUT OF YOUR OWN MOUTH! CONGRATS!
NAMJOON
Wait....you're not...angry?
YURI (Army)
Why should I be angry?
NAMJOON
Ah well.... [looked down]
AUTHOR
I think y'all already know why he thought she'd be angry.
Comments
Black 💜🖤
wow girl you really knows army so well, we will always support them if they are in any couple relationship
and I really really reallllyyyyyyy had soooooo veryyyyyy much fun in reading this chapter
I would have done the same
wait a min representing army wow
just WOOOWW
2021-08-25
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kimchii
Damn I should've found this story earlier, are you gonna continue it?? because this sounds reaaallllyyyyyy interesting.
2021-08-08
2
🪐
I know I know, he thinks there are fans who would be jealous and start hating them if they had girlfriends....but the true fans would support him no matter what!
This story sounds reaaaallllyy interesting!
2021-07-23
1