Drop Kick

There arrived Spring season, blossoming with flowers, new leaves buds sprouting out of trees.

Satomi our MC sitting by the window, reading Self-Defense Magazine.

'Martial arts is one of the known self-defense combat techniques so far'. 'Especially for women.'

Satomi tossed the magazine on the floor, pissed off saying,

What in the Z...Z...ZIMBABWEEE!!! kind of magazine is this. Jeez! Ever since that old hag became the leader of the White Alliance, everything is taken over by those Lady-tachi.

I wonder what Mikami is doing right now? Guess she'll be sneezing like, achoo.... or feeling chilled like in those manga and manhwa I read. I should be sleeping now, I'm tired reading all night, GOH .

(NOTE: Lady-tachi is just saying ladies as our MC is Otaku kind of guy. GOH refers to famous the God of Highschool webtoon written by Park Yong Jae sensei, Our noob author's most favorite webtoon.)

[Some moments later]

Woman's voice screaming angrily,

"Satomi, you lazy Shit ***, still sleeping??? Ara ara why kids these days wanna die so early ?"

Angry woman jumped up and dropkicked him, while he was still dreaming sweetly of his favorite webtoon waifu. As she screamed, DIE YOU SHITTY BRAT! Satomi opened his eyes, he can hear the voice of a woman, "Windblade technique Sting of Death Heel".

Satomi dodged it by an inch saying sacredly,

' Why in the ZIMBABWE!!! are you destroying my Holy altar you old hag? Can't you take off your high heel first?'

(Room filled with otaku kinds of stuff like idol posters, action figures, etc., not bath water included I repeat not bath water).

The old woman said irritatedly "Ara ara, Who are you calling an old hag again?"

(Author: Sorry that I called you old woman)

"I guess you really wanna die early? You know what time it is now, right? If we're late, you're gonna get a Special Discipline Training, or you wanna do that so much?"

'Wa.. wait a minute, late for what?' Ask Satomi cluelessly.

The woman was more irritated and said, "You brat!!! You already forgot about what we talked about on the phone yesterday? You want a beating, huh?Get ready ASAP! You reek like rotten eggs."

Satomi in his thought trying to remember what they talked about the day before on phone.

Satomi remembered and was excited.

'Ah!!... I'm sorry old h... I mean Mom. I'll get ready.'

'ZIMBABWEEE!!!'

Mom in her thought,

" Seriously this kid? And what the heck is ZIMBABWE? even Mikami is saying this word a lot lately. Isn't Zimbabwe a country?"

[At the moment] (Blood Moon Mountain)

Deep in the Jungle

Mikami: Achoo!!! Did I catch a cold? Or that baka niichan of mine is spouting nonsense about me behind my back. I hope he didn't say unnecessary things to that old hag. Or else my training will become tenth fold harder.

"Mom: Achoo!!! Did I caught a cold?"

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