RIVALS- Opposite Poles Match Together (Sasunaru) SEASOℕ 1
Teasing Dad ~
Naruto
*looks in the mirror*
Author-sama
Just imagine that instead of grey the hoodie is orange in colour
Naruto
Srry guys I came late !
Kiba
No problem we just arrived as well
Shikamaru
Troublesome boy 😒
Chouji
*buzy munching chips
Naruto
Hey ,hey now don’t be like this or I’ll sound like Kakashi in some time
Kiba
Hey why are you not calling him sensei?
Naruto
It’s almost 8 so I gotta make a run . Dad gets pretty fierce if I am late , also I don’t wanna hear his year long speech
Kiba
Kay, we're gonna leave in sometime as well , right?
Shikamaru
troublesome , but yes
Iruka
Where the hell is he?!!
Iruka
Didn’t I tell him to be at home before 8?!!
The sound of door opening slowly
Listen to 'the Vampire Masquerade' by Peter Gundry on Spotify or something while reading the next part, as it will get more funny if you do
I slowly crept in the house to see the lights off
Thinking that dad had decided to sleep , I slowly -but more relaxingly took of my shoes
I started to tip-toeing my way to the living room
I peeked in and saw no one in so I sighed in relief
Walking my way to my bedroom , I crept in like some thief and closed the door behind me while locking it in the process
As I thought that I was safe...
I felt a hand creep it’s way to my shoulder
I freaked out thinking it was a ghost of the ant I killed just some seconds ago
Naruto
EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK-
I turned back to see who it was hoping it was not that ant
But what I saw behind was even scarier than an ant
I felt like fainting,but I couldn’t
As what was behind was a super scary aura , almost even scarier than a Serial Killer’s
My reflexes told me to run away , but well , my legs were shivering
I started chanting ‘oh lord ,please save me from this disaster’ like some mantra
But I think that even Kami was laughing at my horrendous situation
My whole body shaking in fear
I tried to speak but all that that came from my mouth was ‘A-err.....uh....’ and some sounds even faint for me to hear
I hoped that I would be able to vanish from there, but well I can’t
My legs are wobbly to even help me stand
And that is when the other being decided to speak
I gulped knowing what was going to happen
I said while giggling awkwardly trying to hide my fear
Iruka
What time is it dear ~
Naruto
Ei-eight th-thirty sir
I said while still giggling awkwardly
Iruka
What time were you supposed to be home dear ~
I said this time I felt like pissing my pants knowing that the monster was going to come out soon (A/N: you can end the song now if it has not ended yet)
Iruka
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING OUT THIS LATE?!!!
Iruka
I WONT TAKE ANY EXCUSES !!! DID YOU FORGET YOU HAVE SOME PLACE CALLED AS HOME TO COME AFTER YOUR HANG-OUTS?!!
Iruka
NO BUTS AS WELL ! DONT YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS ?!!WHAT IF YOU HAD GOT LOST ?WHAT IF SOMEONE KIDNAPPED YOU ?!! WHAT IF YOU WERE BEING MOLESTED ?!! WHAT IF SOME STRAY DOGS WERE BEHIND YOU ?!! WHAT IF ALIENS KIDNAPPED YOU ?!!
Naruto
Dad....Did you watch horror movies again?
Iruka
HELL NO I DIDNT .... AND I DID NOT ALLOW YOU TO SPEAK !!!
Okay so ... dad is not going to stop, so I have to do something to stop him .... hm..... got it *evil smirk*😏
Naruto
How’s Daddy Kakashi ? 😏
Iruka
WHY DID YOU CALL HIM DADDY (////////)
Naruto
Dad... I’m not that much of an idiot ~
Naruto
I got to know it just that day
Iruka
Ehehehe...Which day .... I don’t remember anything (A/N:he knows )
With each and every word I took a step forward while looking in his eyes and he took a step backward noticing my smile and then he freaked out when he hit the wall .
My plan was going to succeed 😏
Naruto
Are.You.Sure.You.Dont.Dad?
Naruto
I’ll help you remember that WONDERFUL and JOYOUS day
I held his hands , and looked into his eyes with my mischievous smirk on(ofc) and took him into a flashback
On the day of the first parent teacher meet ...... while they are in the car on their way to the school
Naruto
Dad ... are you sure you don’t have other work to do ?
Iruka
Of course I don’t , I can’t miss you PTA you know
Naruto
I know... but still are you sure ?
Naruto
Are you really sure?
Naruto
Are you really really sure ?
Naruto
You mean totally sure ?
Naruto
Did you finally remember you have something to do ???? 😃
Iruka
Did you cause troubles........again ,
Naruto
Ah....n-no, of course not
Naruto
I am not small anymore ya know , hehehehe *awkward laugh*
Iruka
I swear if you have spray painted your classroom again then you are doomed
Naruto
Ofc course I didn’t , I am not a 4th grader anymore *pouts*
Iruka
Haha, I don’t believe you young man
After they reach the Naruto’s classroom
Iruka
*Looks at the whole class
Iruka
The class looks fine
Naruto
C’mon dad , I told you didn’t I ?
Naruto
Dont you believe me ? *whines*
Naruto
What the......at least you can say yes to make me feel good.
Naruto
*mumbles* Stupid old man 😒
Iruka
Hey,hey you don’t need to go there , I am only 23 years old
Naruto
Just 7 more years and you will be a magician 😑
(A/N: a magician means a 30 year old v*rgin )
Iruka
Hey aren’t you supposed to be like .... only 13 years old ? Who taught you that word ?!!
Naruto
A perv did 😶( I mean when that perv wasn't looking, I peeked into his book for some secs , but then I was sent out for ‘getting outta my seat' )
Iruka and Naruto were so busy taking that Iruka bumped into an unknown figure ....
Unknown person
Hey now watch where you are going
Naruto
Speaking of the devil ..... (mumbles)
Naruto
What do we have here now ...?
Naruto
💭Love at first sight huh?
Naruto
Oh.... dad meet my homeroom as well as my all-my-subjects-which-I-don’t-remember-leaving-science teacher Kakashi Hatake
Naruto
And Kakashi Sensei meet my dad Iruka
Naruto
*Puts a hand on Kakashi’s mouth*
Naruto
Stop it right there Sensei . He is my dad , I’ll kill you if you go a single word further *mumbles in his ear while glaring daggers at him*
Naruto
You know I can see your smirk even if you wear a million masks you p*rn loving perv *still mumbling *
Naruto
I’ll be at that corner (whispers: trying to hide my marks while), you have a PTA with my dad *says loudly so Iruka can hear while still eyeing daggers at Kakashi *
He does I am watching you sign with his hands and goes away to the corner leaving a confused Iruka and Smirking Kakashi behind
Kakashi
Naruto usually acts like he does not care , and now he is labelled as the school’s No. 1 idiot , prankster and fighter
Iruka
Oh .... the same thing happened in the previous school .... wait ....what?!!..... a FIGHTER ?!!
Iruka
......Is he hurt ?!!
Iruka
I am not talking about Naruto .... I am talking about the people who he fought with ...
Kakashi
Some had some bruises, but one got a fractured bone
Iruka
What did that guy say to Naruto ?
Kakashi
He wasn’t willing to say the reason so we had to give him detention for a week .
Kakashi
You are really a protective parent, Naruto seems really happy every time someone talks about you
Iruka
Really (////) *happy to hear*
Kakashi
But didn’t he tell you about all of this ?
Iruka
No.... you see he keeps many things to himself and explains everything frankly . And if he doesn’t wanna answer the question then he smiles sheepishly ... well that is my fault but.... most of this behavior is like that ever since his parents died
Kakashi
Oh so you aren’t his real father ?
Iruka
I adopted him just some months after his parents death
Iruka
The first few day he won’t talk or eat but after a few weeks we started to bond more and then he called me daddy for the first time, it was the first time when I saw his smile after that incident, he looked so adorable with that cute smile on his face
Iruka
I told him to always smile , and so is the result , I now see his smile 24/7 , but he never cried after their deaths and he doesn’t tell some things to me , no matter what and says he’s fine
Kakashi
Anyways .... let’s continue from this topic okay
Kakashi
So now that Naruto's topic is done let's move on to you... are you single~ ?
Unknown person
Even before Iruka can react someone spits water out of his mouth
Iruka and Kakashi look behind
Naruto
*cough* *cough* *cough*
Iruka
Ekkk ! Naruto are you alright ?!! Who told you to drink water standing?!
Naruto
*cough*I am *cough* okay dad
Naruto
A FLY just decided disturbed me *says ‘fly’ while glaring at Kakashi*
Kakashi
What ? *acts like he doesn’t know anything*
Naruto
*picks up the phone*
Naruto
WHO THE HELL IT , NAME YOURSELF BEFORE I CUT THE FREAKIN-- oh Hi Kiba
Naruto
*put his hand on the phone speaker and looks back * now if you KINDLY excuse me I have some important matters to attend
Naruto
*walk away* oh really--ya I know right--of course--blah blah blah ....
Kakashi
So will you like to-
Naruto
💭'what the... I need to take dad away ....'
"Hey dad it’s time to go home
Naruto
I am reallyyyyyyyyy hungryyyyyyy
Naruto
Make some of your Ramen for me will ya ?
Iruka
Now Mr. Hatake if you excuse us...
Kakashi gets super close to Iruka and whispers in his ear
Kakashi
Also..... just call me Kakashi or Kaka , but I would prefer you calling me Babe~
Iruka
(/////////////////)*ears go red
Naruto
Eeeeeekk- dad come on
Naruto
I will die of Malnutrition if I don’t get my ramen
Iruka
Oh I coming , also Naruto you will get malnutrition if you don’t eat anything OTHER than ramen
Kakashi
*giggled under his mask
Naruto
*glared at Kakashi, but softens his eyes while looking at Iruka
Naruto
C’mon dad , Ramen is the food of Gods *whines like a child*
Naruto
It is an angel sent to earth
Naruto
It is the sign of love
Iruka
Shut up , let’s. go now , bye mr . Hatake
Kakashi
I told you to call me Kakashi or bab-
Naruto
BBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Naruto
(Mumbles) Idiotic perv I won’t share you my dad *pouts*
Iruka
Huh whatcha saying? What are you sharing?
Naruto
Oh nothing...nothing at all .... I was talking about eating ramen as quick as possible
Kakashi
We will meet again my dear~ 😏
Naruto
(Now comes the last line) Anyways..... do you remember what you were shouting about ?....as I dont(a/n : Naruto knows)
Iruka
Eh.... I don’t remember as well
Naruto
So what are we waiting for ? I’m hungry , letz Eaaaattttttt!!!!!
Iruka
I was SCOLDING YOU FOR-
Naruto
Dad it is the past now ...... focus on the present!!! And my stomach is growling
Author-sama
So I made the chapter extra long......hope you like it
Author-sama
Also I am changing Naruto’s gender to male as I like Gays
Author-sama
They are soo cute
Author-sama
Also I was laughing while the part where ‘the vampire masquerade’ song is needed , my sides are literally hurting....
Comments
Laura Heart_2919.4
Kakashi ❌ the rizzler✅
2024-09-23
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Laura Heart_2919.4
that was faster than Minato /Proud/
2024-09-23
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Sasuke-kun
😂😂 my god. you are a drama queen naruto 😂
2024-06-08
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