Aria: Ugh… why is my laptop frozen again? 😩
Unknown: Maybe it’s because you’re not paying attention to me.
Aria: …Who even is this?
Unknown: Let’s just say… I’m someone who’s going to ruin your boring life. 😏
Aria: Excuse me??
Unknown: Relax. I’m Damien. And yes… I just hacked your Wi-Fi. But don’t worry, I’m friendly… mostly.
Aria: Hacked my Wi-Fi?? Are you insane??
Damien: Not insane… charming. And you’re online. We’re officially talking.
Aria: Nope. Not talking. Blocked. ❌
Damien: Already anticipated that. So… texting here works too.
Aria: Why are you like this?
Damien: Because life’s boring without a little chaos. Speaking of chaos…
Aria: …
Damien: Remember the party you almost skipped last night? The one where you spilled red wine on… me? 😏
Aria: OMG! That was you?? I thought it was some random idiot! 😳
Damien: Technically… it was. But now you owe me.
Aria: Owe you?? For getting wine on your… designer shirt??
Damien: Yes. You need to make it up to me. Dinner. Tonight.
Aria: Ha! In your dreams, Mr. Hacker.
Damien: Try me. 😎
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Later that evening…
Aria: I can’t believe I agreed to this…
Damien: You didn’t agree… I insisted. You’re stubborn, it’s cute.
Aria: Cute? You’re insane.
Damien: Maybe. But insane people are fun.
Aria: Fun is overrated. Dangerous is not. 😒
Damien: Oh… you’ll learn the difference tonight.
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Damien: So, first question: why did you hack my playlist earlier?
Aria: I didn’t… I think… wait. Are you serious??
Damien: 100%. You added “Baby Shark” to my work playlist. 😂
Aria: OMG! That was my roommate! Not me!!
Damien: Sure, blame the roommate. Classic move.
Aria: Ugh… fine. You caught me. Happy now? 😩
Damien: Very. Now… dessert? 🍰
Aria: Only if you promise not to hack it.
Damien: No promises. 😏
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The night continues…
Aria: Okay… confession. You’re… not as annoying in person. 😳
Damien: Not as annoying? Wow… that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all week.
Aria: I’m just being honest… a little.
Damien: “A little honest” sounds like “completely smitten” to me. 😏
Aria: Excuse me??
Damien: Nothing… carry on. 😎
Aria: I hate you. ❤️
Damien: Love you too. 😏
Aria: I said I hate you!
Damien: Exactly. Love and hate… two sides of the same coin, Aria.
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The next day…
Damien: So… lunch today? 🍔
Aria: Are you stalking me now?? 😡
Damien: Not stalking… highly motivated. Big difference.
Aria: Motivated to annoy me, you mean.
Damien: Maybe. Or maybe… I like your face. 😏
Aria: You’re impossible.
Damien: And you’re cute when you get flustered. 😎
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Later that week…
Aria: Damien… you didn’t hack my laptop this time, right?
Damien: Why do you think I would? 😏
Aria: Because… you’re literally impossible.
Damien: Exactly. And yet… you can’t stay away from me.
Aria: OMG! I can! I totally can! 😤
Damien: Sure… just like last night when you texted me at 2 a.m.
Aria: …Okay, fine. Maybe I can’t. 😳
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The Big Confession:
Damien: You know… I like you. A lot.
Aria: You mean… like a “I’ll hack your Wi-Fi but also make you dinner” kind of like? 😏
Damien: Exactly that. And also… more. ❤️
Aria: …Damien.
Damien: Yeah?
Aria: I… like you too. 😳
Damien: Finally! I thought I’d have to hack your heart directly. 😎
Aria: You’re ridiculous. ❤️
Damien: But you love me. 😏
Aria: …Maybe I do. 😘
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Epilogue Chat:
Damien: So… what’s our next adventure?
Aria: Hmm… world domination? 😈
Damien: Perfect. But first… dinner. 🍝
Aria: Deal. But you’re paying. 😏
Damien: I already hacked your heart… consider it paid. ❤️
Aria: Ugh… fine. You win this time. 😘
Damien: Every time. 😎
THE END
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