Yo woke up in the garden sun too bright my head too heavy the carrots staring me down
Spinach in the corner plotting evil I swear I saw it wink
Tomatoes rolling like tiny red grenades broccoli flexing like green warriors
I grabbed my lettuce sword and ran they laughed I swear they laughed
The peas were sneaky tiny green ninjas slipping on the mud
Radishes were hopping jumping screaming do you dare do you dare I yelled back
A cucumber flew past my face I dodged barely my hair stuck in the dirt
They made a line like a wall like a fortress I was trapped
But I had my secret weapon my pineapple shield juicy and sharp
The mushrooms whispered strategy I nodded I pretended to listen
Basil rolled in from nowhere my ally finally someone who gets me
We charged we rolled we tumbled the garden shook I screamed who knew veggies could fight this hard
Tomatoes exploded on impact peas scattered everywhere broccoli cried broccoli cried I felt bad but not really
Spinach jumped high like a ninja ghost I swung lettuce sword I landed a leaf blow they fell dramatic
I raised my pineapple shield victorious the sun setting on this battlefield
Radishes surrendered first peas followed the broccoli tripped and tumbled the mushrooms sighed I felt power in my veins
I laughed like a maniac all the veggies stared and I stared back the garden quiet finally I walked away lettuce sword in hand pineapple shield sparkling
Tomorrow they might come for me again but today I am the Veggie Champion the legend the one the garden will whisper about at night
I smiled I whispered yes yes this is my world
Loggin out!
