so imagine this i go 2 doctor bc im stressed abt studies and the doctor is like tell me whats wrong and i say doc i think im dying from physics chemistry biology math and also boredom he just looks at me like bruh
then doctor starts asking questions like how many hours u study and im like umm zero but i scroll 10 hrs daily does that count cardio for my thumb doc says no thats not cardio thats brain damage
he says u need sleep routine i say lol my sleep schedule is on mars timezone doc says u need exercise i say my exercise is running away from responsibilities doc says u need friends i say nope never not even in another life
then doctor is like ok so what do u actually like and im just there like cookies anime crime podcasts drawing devils and ignoring real life he writes it all down in his notebook like its a medical condition
diagnosis: patient is lazy cookie demon with anime addiction side effects include boredom in class failure in exams zero social energy and unlimited scrolling habits prescription: reality check and maybe touch grass
and im just like thx doc but imma ignore ur advice and go back 2 scrolling
LOGGING OUT!
