Get ready for BTS's worst (and funniest) cooking show ever!
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Episode 1: "The Cooking Show Disaster" 🍳🔥
🎶 Opening Scene:
(Music plays as BTS stands in the kitchen, wearing mismatched aprons)
Jin: "Welcome to the first episode of ‘Worldwide Chef Jin!’ The greatest cooking show you’ll ever witness!"
Suga: "More like the greatest disaster."
J-Hope: "I’m already scared."
Jin: "Today, we’re making—" (Dramatic pause) "Kimchi fried rice!"
Jungkook: "Hyung, we eat that every day."
Jin: "Silence, peasants! It’s not just kimchi fried rice—IT’S MADE BY ME."
Jimin: "That’s exactly what we’re afraid of."
(Cue laughter and chaos as the cooking begins!)
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👨🍳 Step 1: Prepping the Ingredients
Jin: "Jungkook, chop the vegetables!"
Jungkook: "I was born ready." (Proceeds to chop at 100 km/h)
J-Hope: "SLOW DOWN, YOU’RE SCARING THE VEGETABLES!"
RM: "I’ll set up the stove."
(RM turns on the stove... and the knob immediately breaks off in his hand)
RM: "Uh… I think the stove is broken."
Suga: "No, YOU broke it."
Jin: "Fine, we’ll use the microwave."
Taehyung: "Can you cook rice in a microwave?"
Suga: "Yes, if you want to start a fire."
(Jimin trips over air and spills all the seasoning on the floor)
Jimin: "Oops…"
Taehyung: "Congratulations, the floor is now seasoned."
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🔥 Step 2: Chaos Begins
J-Hope: "Who’s frying the eggs?"
Jungkook: "Me! I’ll do a flip!"
(Jungkook tries to flip the egg in the pan… but it lands on the ceiling)
Jin: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Suga: "Congratulations, the ceiling is now seasoned too."
(Meanwhile, RM is just standing near the microwave, staring at it like it’s a science experiment)
J-Hope: "What’s taking so long, Namjoon?"
RM: "I don’t trust this machine… what if it explodes?"
(Taehyung randomly puts a metal spoon inside)
Jin: "NOOOOO!"
(Jin dives in slow motion to stop him, but it’s too late. Sparks fly, and the microwave shuts down.)
Jimin: "Did we just kill the microwave?"
Suga: "Rest in peace, dear appliance."
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🔥 Step 3: Disaster Strikes
(The rice is somehow burning in the pot even though no one turned on the stove)
J-Hope: "HOW IS IT BURNING?!"
Jungkook: "Maybe it’s haunted."
(Jimin accidentally touches the hot pan)
Jimin: "AHHH! IT'S HOT!"
Taehyung: "Of course, it’s hot! It’s called cooking!"
(RM picks up a plate to help Jimin… and drops it. The plate shatters into a thousand pieces.)
Suga: "Namjoon, that was our last plate."
RM: "Oops."
Jin: "ENOUGH! LET ME HANDLE THIS."
(Jin takes charge, adds ingredients… and creates a mysterious black, burnt mess)
J-Hope: "…What is that?"
Jin: "Food."
Jimin: "Are you sure?"
Suga: "I refuse to eat that."
(Jungkook, being the Golden Maknae, decides to try it)
(He takes a bite… and immediately chokes)
Jungkook: "HYUNG, WHAT IS THIS?!"
Jin: "A masterpiece."
(Jungkook drinks an entire bottle of water to survive)
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🍽 The Final Presentation
(They plate the "food" and stare at it)
Taehyung: "It looks… like a crime scene."
Suga: "This is not kimchi fried rice. This is kimchi fried disaster."
(Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off)
J-Hope: "WHY IS IT BEEPING?!"
RM: "Did we set the house on fire?!"
(They all panic and run around in circles while the alarm keeps blaring)
(Jin tries to save his "dish" and drops it on the floor)
Jin: "NOOOO! MY MASTERPIECE!"
(Suga calmly eats a snack in the corner)
Jimin: "Why aren’t you panicking?"
Suga: "Because I knew this would happen."
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🎬 Ending Scene: The Aftermath
(The kitchen is a mess. Food on the floor. Smoke in the air. Broken plates. Chaos everywhere.)
Jin: "Okay, maybe I’m not Worldwide Chef."
J-Hope: "No, you are. Just… in a different universe."
Jungkook: "Let’s just order takeout."
Suga: "Finally, someone with sense."
(They all sit together, eating takeout, while the kitchen continues to smell like burnt tragedy)
Jin: "Next episode, we’ll bake a cake!"
RM: "God help us all."
(Screen fades to black with BTS laughing)
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🎬 The End!
