Helloo my sweet mortals! This is a crash course on ~l o v e~ brought to you by none other than your favorite (and only) Cupid! Cupid cece 💞
Can’t find love? I got you! This is a dummy’s guide from an expert matchmaker, hehe. Yours
Cupid’s Guide to Love: A Comedic Crash Course
1.Know Thyself (And Your Totally Random Quirks)
- Before you start shooting arrows, figure out what makes you tick. Are you obsessed with organizing your spice rack or secretly think that wearing socks with sandals is the height of fashion? Embrace it! You need someone who will love you just as much for your quirks as for your charming smile.
2. Be Open and Honest (Even About Your Weirdest Secrets)
- Communication is everything. Don’t keep your love for extreme couponing or your penchant for naming every plant in your apartment a secret. The right person will not only tolerate your oddities but might join you in them.
3. Find Common Interests (Or At Least Pretend To)
- Shared interests are great, but if you both adore the same ridiculously niche hobby, fantastic! If not, fake it till you make it. Nod appreciatively when they talk about their rare coin collection, and maybe they’ll cheer you on during your next extreme knitting session.
4. Respect Each Other (Even Their Weirdest Habits)
- Respect is key. So if they’re super into collecting vintage spoons or have a nightly ritual involving harmonizing with their cat, let them be. Respect their quirks, and they’ll return the favor by pretending to care about your collection of rare action figures.
5. Show Appreciation (Especially for the Small Stuff)
- Regularly remind your partner how amazing they are. If they put up with your obsession with BTS or Taylor Swift, or your tendency to quote movie lines at random, they deserve a pat on the back—or at least a heartfelt “thanks” and a nice dinner.
6. Practice Good Communication (Without the Drama)
- Communicate openly, but avoid dramatic monologues about why they didn’t pick up your favorite snack. Address issues calmly and with humor. After all, it’s not the end of the world if they forgot to get the right flavor of chips.
7. Support Each Other (Even During Their Most Absurd Moments)
- Be their cheerleader, whether they’re attempting to break a world record in competitive eating or just trying to build a massive Lego replica of the Eiffel Tower. Your support will make their victories sweeter and their failures… more bearable.
8. Maintain Independence (Because Who Doesn’t Need Their Own Space?)
- Keep up with your hobbies, even if they involve an excessive amount of time playing video games or obsessively sorting your book collection by color. Having your own space is crucial—even if it’s just to keep away from their collection of garden gnomes.
9. Keep the Romance Alive (Without Going Overboard)
- Surprise them with thoughtful gestures, but don’t overdo it. A random picnic or a surprise note is sweet, but remember that your spontaneous dance parties in the living room are also a form of romance.
10. Learn and Grow Together (And Laugh at the Bumps Along the Way)
- Relationships evolve. Be willing to learn and grow together, but don’t forget to laugh at the mishaps along the way. Like that time you tried to cook a fancy dinner and ended up with a kitchen disaster. At least you’ll have a funny story to tell!
11. (Be Patient and Forgiving (Even When They Forget Important Dates)
- I see you ladies~ One missed anniversary and it’s all over! But remember, everyone makes mistakes. Be patient when they forget anniversaries or accidentally mix up the laundry colors. Remember, it’s not the end of the world if your favorite shirt turns pink. Just think of it as a new fashion statement.
12. Have Fun (Because Love Should Be Fun!)
- Enjoy each other’s company and make time for fun. Whether it’s goofy dance-offs or silly karaoke sessions, having fun together strengthens your bond and makes the relationship more enjoyable.
13. Set Goals Together (Even if They’re Silly)
- Set goals as a team, whether it’s planning a vacation or figuring out how to get your cat to stop knocking over your plants. Shared goals give you something to look forward to and laugh about together.
14. Seek Help When Needed (like you’re doing right now, here’s a cookie 🍪)
- If you’re stuck, don’t hesitate to seek advice. It could be from a therapist, a wise friend, or even family. A little guidance can go a long way.
15. Trust Your Instincts (Even If They’re a Bit Wacky)
- If something feels off, trust your gut. If you find yourself more excited about your solo trips to the grocery store than your time together, it might be time for some honest self-reflection.
So, from a Cupid to a human being, remember that love is a rollercoaster ride full of ups, downs, and unexpected loops. Enjoy the journey, laugh at the absurdities, and keep spreading that love—even if it means dodging a few arrows along the way!
~please make my job easier, I don’t even get paid enough TT.TT
