One day, a husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down onto the floor, his wife pulls him up and clean the mess. Next day when he woke up, he expects his wife to be angry with him, but instead, he found a note saying " HONEY,YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST IS ON THE TABLE, I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO BUY SOME GROCERIES I'LL COME BACK RUNNING TO YOU, MY LOVE " he gets surprised and ask his son " what happened last night? " son told " when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots a ND shirt, you were dead drunk and you said " HEY LADY LEAVE ME ALONE, IM MARRIED "
It's adapted from Google
