“Romeo and Juliet” if it was the actual resume:
“Once upon a time, there were two youngsters, a boy and a girl. Their families hated each other. But
the boy snuck into a party hosted by the girl’s family because he was kind of a dick.”
“Romeo and Juliet is synonymous with “romance” in our culture today. It is seen as the love story
in English-speaking culture, an emotional ideal to live up to. Yet when you really get down to what
happens in the story, these kids are absolutely out of their fucking minds. And they just killed
themselves to prove it!”
Why did nobody actually say this??
