On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! "You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman. "What do you mean?" I said. "You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission. "I still don't understand you?" I said. "Here, take this," she said and gave I an Buddy Christ. "Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!" And with that she disappeared before my eyes! I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to John. "Oh no," said John, "you must forget about this!" "Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!" "I... I can't tell you. My dear you, I didn't think it would be this soon!" "What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!" "It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said John and before I could do anything, John had escaped my grasp. "No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!" I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Rin. After their adventure, I and Rin had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her. So I went to Rin and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word. Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big" And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!" Rin sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me." "How do you know that?" Rin looked at the knickers that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Curse sword, doesn't it?" "could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be" "Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Rin said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you. "Inside? Like my heart?" "No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now John doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!" Rin's logic was flawless. So I had to try it! So I concentrated on the object. immeditately I felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a microphone on the horizon. But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in my head. And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Destroyer! In hell... I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth. --- A little Later, You was taking a shit. He was having trouble though. It felt like days passed and still no sign of release. "Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" You exclaimed, His face wincing with effort. He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side. Just as You was going in for another push.. Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh! "Well hello...You" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway. A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. Her deep, sensual voice which You knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face. "Rin... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?" She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower. However She couldn't with You near by....they were like family now.Rin was like His mother. Any sane person would never allow their own mother to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!" "Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty You?" "Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" You shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Rin heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Your spine. "Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, You..." You was not shy, at all. He defeated Destroyer and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical mother literally *****? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come. "..the shy and excitable one." said Rin finishing the sentence She started earlier. "Wh-what the..." and before You could send the third word out of His mouth.. ..Rin's towel dropped to the floor,revealing her swimsuit underneath. You noticed everything on her instantly. Her soft butt,her magically gravity-defying breasts and the medium thingy colored birth mark on her butt, which made Him feel funny...as He had one there too. Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused You to feel funny in places he had never felt before. "hehe oh my You...you're more impressive than I thought." "uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Rin, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything You could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?.. ... ... NAAAAAH!! But just as You was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from. You burst into the toilet! "What are you too upto?" "Err..nothing" you said as he causally slipped his pants back on. Rin, who You didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly. "Really?" "I was just having a shit...see?" You gestured to his shit. "Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit! Ok, if your done we better go" So You put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now. As he walked out Rin whispered one word. A word fall of hope. "Later" You Giggled. Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice. --- Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in sand or perhaps salt. "Be careful" said Allen who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me. I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Curse sword laid. Right there for my taking. But I was clever. I knew it was a trap! So I said to Allen, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe." And Allen was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!" I slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Allen would be triggering it. And then Destroyer would get him, but not me. I knew Allen wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that. But forutnately when Allen grabbed the Curse sword, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by loyal followerss! They decended into the shack and fired shurikons at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways). We defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for us. But now with the Curse sword in our hands, we could take Destroyer straight on! Rin winked at You when no one else was looking. "Later" she mouthed at him silently so no one could hear. --- --- Later, You and Rin were alone again. "Its Later" said Rin, pulling You towards the bathroom. "But what about the others?" "I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing" "True. They are all idiots" Then, suddenly, Rin was *****. You wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly ***** this whole time! The shower turned on... ..You was already. Rin lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. You could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins. The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his body started sweeting. There You sat, His gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face. Rin giggled as Your dignity shriveled and died, but You had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out She was His own flesh and blood. "Well...wh-what do we do now?" You said, desperately trying to sound suave. "It. We do it." "it?" "yes. it" "we do it?" "yes" "oh" ...and with that Rin jumped on You. And they cuddled and hugged a lot. "I love you Rin" "I love you too You....lets get married" And they did! You looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser)..... --- We exited my wheels and we stood before the place Destroyer had been assembleing his forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally we got confirmation for what we had been expected all along... Destroyer.... was satan! But that did not deter me. I could press on and 70 seeing my courage, my friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit . But then we heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around us, hisdemons appeared! Destroyer had us. And I know that what he was going to do with us, it wasn't going to be pretty! But then I saw pure white wings sprouting from my bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, I had wings! I spread them out before me and stretched them. They crackled with power. They were at least 5 meters in windspan. I then turned to Destroyer. He gawked in awe at me. It was a power he had not seen before. "This power," Destroyer said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power." Even Sabrina looked in awe at me. And then she said what everyone (including me) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..." "Say it, I said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" I said as I felt the burning nerves in my body floating in my stomach. "An Angel," said Destroyer in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before" Allen and John were just as much in awe. Though with Allen, I knew it was because he just loved me so much. When I looked in his eyes, it was like I was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours. I stretched my wings further and light came from beneath them, engliphing everyone in the luminating light. The demons had to hide their horrible feces beneath their wings as not to be smitted by the beauty of my light. Destroyer fell down on his knees and raised his arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again." And I looked down upon him and I was about to engulp you more with my rays but when I saw it was hurting Him I stopped. No one deserved such a fate like that. But I had to burn the evil out of Destroyer, else it would return! And so I did. Before us the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold! Allen ran into my arms and kissed me long and deeply. Then I was crowned general of Kalyan.