Ru Sansans assistant (Kuro Chime)

Boss it’s time for your meeting.

Ru Sansan

*F*ck off*

Kuro Chime

But miss R-

Ru Sansan

*I said f*ck off. What do you not understand about those two words.*

Kuro Chime

I-

Ru Sansan

That is it! You are fired!!!

Kuro Chime

But miss this is highly unfair. I will-

*Bang*

Ru Sansan

You will what? Get out of my office? If that’s what you’re gonna do then bye.

Kuro Chime

Yes miss Ru.

5 minutes later

Lii Jinfey (Ru Sansan best friend)

oh I just saw a crying assistant running from this room.

Ru Sansan

So how is that still new to you? Anyways I just need you to help me hold job interviews. It will be for the position of my personal assistant.

Lii Jinfey

Okay but I’ll only help if you promise me that you won’t fire them after 30 minutes.

Ru Sansan

Fine...I promise.

Lii Jinfey

Okay now I’ll go make some posters. We will do the interviews tomorrow.

Ru Sansan

Moron, your holding the flyers in your hands.

Lii Jinfey

Oh. Right. But can we still hold it tonight I have a date today.

Ru Sansan

Sure, bonehead.

Lii Jinfey

Hey!

Ru Sansans way home

Ru Sansan

Wow it’s foggy tonight so I’d better be careful.

Random Pervert

Hey baby, you got some nice cans. Can I play with them or do you wanna play with my toys or even better my joystick.

???

Stay away from her!

Random pervert

What who’s th-

???

Serves you right you damn perv. Here if you want something to lick, lick the ground.

Ru Sansan

Uhm thank you ma’am. From saving me from that old perv.

???

It’s nothing I just don’t want anyone to get hurt . Especially you.

Ru Sansan

what? What do you mean by “Especially me”?

???

I meant to say... Especially girls yeah.

Ru Sansan

Okay then sure. Whatever you say. Anyway you saved me from that perv so I will grant you four requests.

???

really?

Ru Sansan

of course. You helped me a lot just now so I’m gonna do my best to repay you.

???

Okay then do it with me as many times as I want!

Ru Sansan

*Uhm okay I guess. **🤢*

???

My address is 247 Hustle avenue. And please give me your phone as my second request.

Ru Sansan

okay here you go?

???

There you go, those are my digits.

Ru Sansan

Oh so your name is Ai Xiao Xiao?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Yeah.

Ru Sansan

Why is that name so familiar?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Oh that’s because it’s a common name so you may know a person with the same name.

Ru Sansan

Yeah that must be it.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Anyway I gotta go but I’ll call you when I want to hit it.

Ru Sansan

Uhm okay bye *whisper* Pervert woman.

Ai Xiao Xiao

I heard that and I’ll make you pay later okay, hun.

Ru Sansan

Okay yeah bye miss Ai. Thanks again.

*ring* * ring* *ring*

Ru Sansan

Whi could be calling me now? I’m gonna kill them.

*answer*

Ru Sansan

Hello?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Oh hi, Sansan.

Ru Sansan

Hi Xiao Xiao. Is this a booty call?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Yeah, now come over.

Ru Sansan

Okay fine then. Just please be gentle with me this will be my first day time....

Ai Xiao Xiao

Okay I’ll be as gentle as a mosquito when I bite. Well at least I’ll try.

Ru Sansan

Uhm okay then, I’m on my way.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Good girl.

10 minutes later

Ai Xiao Xiao

You’re finally here! Now let’s get at it baby.

Ru Sansan

Okay but first what did you mean by “bite”?!

Ai Xiao Xiao

I’ll show you-

*pop* *pop*

Ai Xiao Xiao

With my fangs!

Ru Sansan

V-VAMPIRE! Stay away from me!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Sorry hun, but that’s not an option for me.

Ru Sansan

NO! Don’t hurt me! STOP! STOP IT!

Ai Xiao Xiao POV

Ha, I knew it was you...my love.

Ru Sansan

I’m sorry I don’t mean to call vampires bad but please if you’re gonna bite me do it gently.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Okay then, let’s resume.

Ru Sansan

Yes Xiao Xiao!

30 minutes later

Ai Xiao Xiao

Yeah baby, you like that?!

Ru Sansan

Yeah, I like that a lot! Keep going, I’ll never talk to you again if you stop now!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Me neither so don’t stop!

The next day

Ru Sansan POV

I can’t believe I said all those words and did all that those things last night for a stranger. But for some reason I feel like I met her before!

Lii Jinfey

Yo bestie. The people are here for the interview.

Ru Sansan

Okay then, thanks Jinfey.

Lii Jinfey

No problem.

Ru Sansan

Okay now get out of here so that I can do the interviews.

Lii Jinfey

Okay Sansan.

Ru Sansan

Ki Sanoe, you’re up.

Ki Sanoe

Hi ma’am as you proba-

Ru Sansan

Not you, leave my sight immediately.

Ki Sanoe

Yes ma’am of course.

Ru Sansan

Next is miss-

Ai Xiao Xiao

Miss Ai Xiao Xiao!

Ru Sansan

Hi, do you need a job?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Yeah I need some money. When I saw a flyer for your personal assistant I knew I could use one of my four requests to get the job!

Ru Sansan

Okay, fine you can use a request to get this job.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Thanks a lot, hun!

Ru Sansan

Stop calling me that okay, please!

Ai Xiao Xiao

No thanks I like calling you this.

Ru Sansan

Ugh fine, whatever.

Ai Xiao Xiao

So then Sansan, what’s my first job for today?

Ru Sansan

Well Xiao Xiao your first task for the day is to file these papers and copy those files!

Ai Xiao Xiao

But Sansan, that’s to much for the first day of work or for any day really!

Ru Sansan

Fine Xiao Xiao do 30% of this work so half of the first stack. That should be easy enough for you! Hahahaha hahaha hahahaha!

Ai Xiao Xiao POV

Well played, now that’s the Sansan I know!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Sansan, I finished copying today’s sheets and filing the copies. Are you happy?

Ru Sansan

*Very, because you did your work for today and finished it all in less than thirty four hours. **😊*

???

You shouldn’t say that you used to take days with school homework, remember sis?!

Ru Sansan

Oh no, it can’t be!

???

Well it is. Did you miss me little sis?

Ru Sansan

Not at all and don’t call me that, Ru Bai.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Whi is Ru Bai?

Ru Sansan

Its my adopted sister, her!

Ru Bai

Yeah my parents gave birth to me and didn’t want me to be a lonely child so they adopted her from an orphanage that was very run down. They just loved me more but who can blame them, I’m perfect. I’m beautiful, smart and-

Ru Sansan

*And a total pain in the a*s!*

Ru Bai

Aw, don’t talk to your big sis like that! Anyway, our parents are holding a big charity ball tonight and want you to come to make the family look good.

Ru Sansan

First if all they’re not my parents they’re yours but fine I’ll come as long as I get to bring a plus one.

Ru Bai

Sure whatever, the more people the better.

Ru Sansan

Xiao Xiao, can you please come here.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Okay I’m here.

Ru Bai

Wait, is this Ai Xiao Xiao the daughter of the CEO of Ai group?! She is your personal female assistant?!

Ru Sansan

Yep, and my plus one!

Ru Bai

You can’t be serious, is there something between you two?

Ru Sansan

No we’re just friends.

Ru Bai

Okay then, Xiao Xiao do you want to be my date I mean plus one instead?!

Ai Xiao Xiao

No thanks, and please don’t use my first name Ru Bai.

Ru Bai

Sure. Do you want to be friends instead.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Uhm, I’ll think about it.

Ru Bai

Okay thanks, miss Ai!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Uhm, no problem.

Ru Bai

Okay then, bye see you at the party tonight.

Ru Sansan

Wanna come over to my house so that we can pick out our dresses?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Okay.

Ru Sansan

I hope you don’t mind kids because I have a son!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Really! Is he adopted or is he your biological kid?

Ru Sansan

He is my biological son. I had a one night stand with a boy when I was 16 and gave birth Ru Jinbay when I was 17. My “sister” hates him and thinks he’s a mistake so that is the main reason why I hate her. Not because she always stole my attention when we were kids but because she calls my kid a mistake!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Oh, well I don’t mind kids I actually really love kids!

Ru Sansan

Okay good, should we get going?

Ai Xiao Xiao

Yeah, but first can I please see a picture of him.

Ru Sansan

Uhm sure, I think I have one on me. Oh here it is. One is of him when he was born and the other is from two nights ago.

Ru Sansan

He just loves that bunny Igot him he never lets go of it!

Ai Xiao Xiao

Aw, so cute he looks a lot like you.

Ru Sansan

Yeah everyone says that. Now let’s go and you can meet him since I have to go pick him up from school now anyways.

Ai Xiao Xiao

Okay then lets go.

Ru Sansan

Okay, Xiao Xiao.