Bts Group Chat

HITMAN BANG READS FANFIC?!

Jaykay

**** this world,it’s shit. I wanna die,you me,everyone is a bitch

Tae

Chim

Y/n

Um..

Yoongles

Hoes it’s legit 3 am I was trying to sleep

Hobi

Ya all awake? Oh hey jk..💀who hurt you like this?

Dimples

LanGuAgE yOU mAkAnes

Y/n

YEAH WHATS UP WITH YOU ALL USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE???

Jaykay

Sexual intercourse this world ,it’s ye defection. I crave death. Thou,I,everyone art female dog

Jaykay

Better?🕳🚶🏻‍♀️

Tae

But I just sent a picture I didn’t say anything-

Yoongles

BHAHAH THATS MY BOI THIS TEA IS INTERESTING I AM UP

Y/n

Yoongi can you not-

Dimples

Okay children that’s enough of internet for today NOW. SLEEP.

Hobi

You aren’t gonna ask jk why did he say that? What’s wrong kookie?🥺

Chim

What’s with that “🥺” emoji?

Tae

*cringes aggressively *

Hobi

Says who tsk

Jaykay

YAHH HOBI HYUNG I LOVE YOU😭😭you are the only one who asked me what’s wrong

Jaykay

And you aren’t like them who care about my language more than me 😭❣️

Hobi

Aww kook 🥺❣️dont mind them what’s wrong?

Yoongles

Sigh why did I have my hopes up about having an interesting tea

Jaykay

Shh 🤫

Jaykay

Let me speak

Yoongles

Whatever

Jaykay

So I caught PD nim reading the fanfic 😭😭😭

Y/n

I-

Y/n

WTFFFF😂😭😂😭😂😭

Dimples

HUH??

Yoongles

WhAt I didn’t know that even he’s into that kind of stuff...damn 🌚🌝

Hobi

LOLOLOL

Chim

Tae

Dimples

About what and whom??

Y/n

And why are YOU crying for that?

Jaykay

Because I think I low-key found him hot and I thought he liked me but he was reading suga hungs ff😭I’m not loved anymore

Dimples

....wtf why are we having this conversation

Dimples

Imma leave ya all are wired

Yoongles

I-

Yoongles

hE rEaD An Ff AboUt ME?!

Yoongles

Hobi

.....

Chim

....

Tae

.....

Y/n

BHAHAHA-

Y/n

😂😭😂 I can’t-

Jaykay

OHH WAIT

Jaykay

🤡🤡🤡

Yoongles

What now?!

Y/n

Don’t tell me he was reading yoongis smut-

Tae

BHAHAH THIS SHIT IS INTERESTING

Chim

IKRR 😂😭

Yoongles

NO. 🕳🚶🏻‍♀️

Yoongles

YAH KOOK ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US?

Jaykay

Well....

Jaykay

IM HAPPYYY BHAHA

Chim

Huh?

Yoongles

Why tf are u laughing?!

Jaykay

I texted him to ask if he was really reading your ffs

Jaykay

So he texted me that he just saw many trending hashtags of bts ff

Jaykay

And he was curious what they were so he googled one LOLOL

Yoongles

OMFGG IM SO RELIEVED-

Chim

Oh man come on the whole tea is ruined I wish he clicked on the smut ff 🤪

Tae

💀💀

Y/n

Wow I was excited for nothing 🥲

Hobi

O_O so he wasn’t actually reading any ffs he was just finding out what do they mean

Jaykay

LMAO HE JUST TEXTED ME IF WE ARE MAFIAS-

Y/n

🥵😭😂😭

Chim

💀👌🏻

Tae

🤪🤪😝

Dimples

LOL THIS THING SURE IS INTERESTING 🌚🌝

Hobi

You aren’t asleep joon?

Dimples

Ohh no I was just practising my death🤡who else would text if I was asleep

Hobi

🤡

Jaykay

ANYWAYS IM HAPPY THAT IM STILL PD NIMS FAVOURITE

Chim

Lol

Yoongles

Now that this shit has ended imma go back to sleep and u hoes better keep shut

Hobi

OkAy

Chim

SuRe

Tae

Good nigHt

Dimples

NigHt

Y/n

Wait jungkook you are still texting him? He’s awake at 3 am doing what?!💀

Jaykay

HaW- I think he’s reading ffs👀🌚🌝👌🏻

Yoongles

Do you both have chosen death?🙂

Tae

You could have just switched off you internet and kept your phone on silent-

Yoongles

OHH YEAH GOOD IDEA-

Yoongles

GOOD NIGHT BITCHES🏃🏻‍♀️

Y/n

LanGuAge!

Y/n

Goodnight anyways

Jaykay

GoOd nIght😽

Chim

😴

i would die for you..

Y/n

Hey!!

Y/n

YA ALL DONT LEAVE ME ON SEEN

Jaykay

Hey🤡

Tae

Haiiii

Chim

👋🏻 🥲

Hobi

😴

Yoongles

Hi I guess?

Dimples

Hey,y/n

Jin

HOLA BITCHES

Y/n

-_-

Y/n

Wow u replied so fast

Tae

Ikr 🥴

Y/n

🙂 🔪

Tae

🤐

Y/n

Why did you all leave me on seen and not reply 🥲

Chim

To disappoint you duh

Y/n

-_-

Yoongles

Why did you text?

Hobi

Yeah?

Y/n

Can’t I just text you all casually?

Y/n

🥺❣️

Jin

No.

Dimples

No💜

Jin

OHH LOL

Dimples

We said that at the same time 🤪

Y/n

Rude. ☺️🔪

Y/n

Anyways what I wanted to say is....

Yoongles

That you got disowned

Y/n

I- no-

Y/n

Can you not- I mean seriously who would disown me 😽

Hobi

Literally everyone of us here

Tae

YASSS

Jaykay

*sips tea*

Chim

*Enjoys drama*

Yoongles

I-🌚😂

Dimples

BAHAH

Jin

I mean where’s the lies bitches?

Y/n

Why would you disown me?! I could die for you!

Jaykay

Then perish

Jin

Then perish. 🥰

Jaykay

SOULMATES

Jin

YES

Y/n

I hope to choke on your banana milk 🥰

Yoongles

You’ll die for me...?

Y/n

Yup🥺

Yoongles

You will 😃

Tae

Cool

Y/n

**** You both🥰🔪

Dimples

Hey don’t say that don’t die for anyone 🥺

Chim

I would die for you first

Hobi

Yeah🥺

Y/n

AWW I LOVE YOU JOONIE JIMINIE AND HOBI😭😭❣️

Y/n

I won’t even come to the rest of your funerals 😤

Jaykay

For real if I die I don’t care who else attends my funeral as long as yoongi hyung is there 🥺

Yoongles

Ofc I’ll be there. The murder always shows up to throw off the cops 🥰

Jaykay

Aww- WHAT A MINUTE-

Jaykay

WHATTTT

Jaykay

I SUDDENLY DONT FEEL SAFE ANYMORE-

Chim

💀😂

Tae

Damn- we stan suga hung for this🤪

Dimples

Wow you all spend way too much on internet

Jin

Sigh I know.....but this yes is interesting not gonna lie 👀👌🏻

Y/n

Wow I thanks yoongi you did one thing I appreciate you for that 😝

Jaykay

Hey y/n I was just pulling your leg don’t die ..I’ll make you die with me 🤪

Y/n

Sure ☺️🔪

Joons girlfriend

Dimples

Any cute things to call your girlfriend?

Yoongles

Honey

Hobi

Sugar

Jin

Flour

Jaykay

Egg

Jin

1/2 lb butter

Jaykay

Stir

Jin

Pour into the pan

Jaykay

Preheat to 350 degree-

Tae

HOLD

Jaykay

Put into the oven-

Chim

UP- HOLD UP

Y/n

WhAt The hEck iS gOinG inSide tHis gRoUp chAt

Dimples

You beslubbered creatures I asked a name for a girlfriend not a recipe

Jaykay

Calm down your tidies Shakespeare

Y/n

And wait-

Y/n

NAMJOON YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND U DIDNT EVEN TELL US?!🙂🔪

Dimples

Wha-

Dimples

No lol I’m yet to get myself a girlfriend 🥴

Dimples

I’m just planning for a future😅

Y/n

Wow isn’t it a bit too early to plan-

Dimples

No 🤪

Jaykay

JOONIE HYUNG I HAVE SOME DATING TIPS!!!

Hobi

No-

Jaykay

Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Tae

No offence but-

Chim

What da fwak

Yoongles

I’m really beginning to see why you are single

Dimples

I think I just dropped the idea of planning so early 😃🏃🏻‍♀️

Jin

Well that kid gave a good idea tho-

Y/n

Will ya all mind if I kick both of them out?

Chim

Tae

Not at all

Yoongles

I’ll help you if needed

Dimples

Should have done that a long time ago

Hobi

Is that even a question?

Jaykay

I-

Jaykay

Are you even our frens?!

Jin

YAH HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT IM THE OLDEST ONE HERE RESPECT ME

Y/n

To be blunt even tho u are the oldest one we all are actually matured than you expect jungkook 😽🤡

Yoongles

Facts.

Jin

Chim

Jaykay

Y/n

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