My Cat-Stand
Episode 1
yagmi
DOCTOR!!!!!! this can't be and how can it be, it's not possible do you think IM A WOMAN OR WHAT?
Doctor
well.... mr. yagmi I'm aslo sock but the test results are no joke
yagmi
WHAT DO MEAN NO JOKE!!!
Doctor
I did the ultrasound...
and there's really a baby inside your womb
yagmi
umm....I just told I'm...not...a...woman
yagmi
*what the hell is wrong here?"
Doctor
I know, I haven't really seen something like this, it's the first time I seen a man pregnant
Doctor
anyways, tell me the details did you sleep with someone recently?
yagmi
what kind of question is this? I'm not that kind of person
Doctor
just asking in case to further inquiry
Doctor
hmmm...fine then, you can go for now I'll do some research and tell you about it later
yagmi
ok doctor, please find a way
reren
yo! bro what the doctor said? what's the reason for having morning sickness and body cramps
yagmi
he said I'm pregnant....
yagmi
IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO LAUGH!!!!
reren
but what you said just made me choke
reren
How come this happened?
yagmi
I don't know....the doctor did a ultrasound
yagmi
I called you to help a little but YOU....
reren
haha I'm sorry, where are you now?
yagmi
I'm gonna go home, I gotta feed my kitty
reren
Oh! yeah you have cat right? I'm gonna see
reren
I'll stop by your home at 9
reren
Don't be rude, just gonna help you bro after all your my dear friend
reren
Your cute too, sometimes
yagmi
btw where are you now?
yagmi
*I said don't say with girls*
yagmi
*sigh* you seriously are useless
reren
why are you jealous baby?
reren
ok ok fine, I'll come by nine wait for me ok
yagmi
you just come, I'll beat the sh*t out of you
Episode 2
cat
*oh the human came back*
yagmi
* hug the cat* fluffyyyyyyyy did you miss me?
yagmi
wait, let me get your food
cat
*are you going to give me that cat food again? I want red wine*
Brings the food and put in front of the cat
yagmi
here eat as much as you want *smile*
cat
*the human is pretty cute, that's why I did it with him 3 days ago*
yagmi
eat up I have some work to do *Pat's on head*
reren
Baby~ I'm home *enter the house while dancing*
yagmi
you stupid? you must be
reren
don't be rude to me darling, look I brought the food for you
yagmi
shut up *Sanch away the food*
reren
btw where's the kitty?
reren
what why? I told you I wanna meet
yagmi
fluffy *calling the cat*
cat
*did the human just call me? he order me around like a boss but I gotta go*
when cat come in front of reren
reren
*lifts up the cat* awww it's so cuteee!
cat
*y-you human put me down, I'm not a airplane*
reren rubbed his chick in cat fur
cat
*hey hey, how dare you!*
yagmi
hey don't rub on him
reren
why not! it's so cute, I like him
reren
it's more cute than you
yagmi
but it's true it's cute
cat
*I'm not cute, I'm sexy, these humans are insulting me way too much, just you wait I'll will show you the real me*
reren
btw yui, what about the pregnant part?
yagmi
I don't know, it's a complete nonsense how can this be?
reren
I know but didn't the doctor did the ultrasound in front of you?
reren
well there's something mysterious about it?
Episode 3
yagmi
*shocked* w-what's wrong?
reren
Who did you slept with?
yagmi
Again that stupid question! what you think I am and even if I will it's not like I'm gonna get pregnant
reren
hmmm, that's true though, you can't do it with other's
yagmi
W-what others? it's not like that I do it with you
reren got close to yagmi and pinned him again the wall
reren
*lifts yagmi chin* so you wanna do it with me?
yagmi
*angry* You! don't talk crazy
reren
ah! why are did you thrown me this hard? what if my beautiful face get ruined
yagmi
*mumble* you...and your..beautiful face, I wanna cut it into slices
reren
And anyways I was just Kidding
yagmi
hump! who you do it with you, when you already meet those girls
yagmi
I like pure people *blink and smiled*
reren
*but I never did it with someone else*
yagmi
anyways come and eat
reren
kyaaaa! you're sweet, I thought you were going to eat alone
yagmi
you know I'm not that picky about the food
After they had there dinner together
cat
*these damn humans, they won't let me sleep*
cat
*when I will get in my original form* meow
yagmi
how will I go to school tomorrow?
yagmi
don't talk nonsense right now *angry*
reren
well...there's not a problem yet right? I mean your belly is still flat so people won't think that your pregnant
yagmi
what? you...really think that I'm pregnant
reren
I always read fantasy stories and in that anything can happened
reren
and I always wanted to see something unbelievable and right now it front of my eyes
reren
And I'm quite happy to see my cute friend like this, I just wonder who is the father hoho!
yagmi
You!!! are really of no use *sigh*
reren
awww come on baby don't take tension for now go to sleep
yagmi
how many times do I have to tell? don't call me that
reren
I don't care, I'll just keep calling you that ok good night see ya tomorrow
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