Living As Mortal

FAIL INTRODUCTION

Author

hi! I am the author it's my first writing a chat story .. u probably thinking what type of chat story is this.. so let me explain u it's about me... how me a mare mortal is living in this land 😐😐 so, u can take it as the adventures of the author and it's crazy life 🤣🤣

salt

mm may I ENTER NOW I WANNA SAY HI TO MY DEAR READERS 😳😳🍾

Author

NO NOT NOW keep it low please.!😒

salt

what! *whispers*

Author

ur voice 😒

salt

ohh Sorry 😔..

Author

now I shell continue.. that how author is going to write about herself 🤣 so I have two different personalities.. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

salt

Yess YES SHE HAS IT is TRUE 🤣🤣

Author

SALT CAN'T U SPEAK NORMAL *takes breathe* OooMmm our dear readers are not deaf.. ok 😒

salt

sorry 😔! I am just excited to see them 😊. 😳😳

Author

yaa whatever just keep it low. *scratching head* mm where was I 😅

salt

u are talking about- that u have two personality 😉

Author

ohh right 😆 sorry I have bad memories 🤣🤣

salt

yes u have our dummy author 😂😂

Author

what u called me DUMMY *takes deep breath* *say slowly* no anger! remember peace ☮️ yaa okay what ever let continue 😑😑

salt

yes continue dummy 😸

Author

* glares* 😡

salt

*😶*

Author

mhhm so I was on two personality *looks at salt* good! one is salt and second is Shalo

Author

ohh wait salt where is Shalo 😐

salt

mm I don't know call her 😶

Author

shit! this lazy gurl *calling her* SHALO

salt

shelo ! * she started calling her too *

Author

SHALO

salt

*says in whisper* shalo

Author

SHALO

salt

*whispers* shalo

Author

ur voice is not that hearable u should shout like me salt 😑

salt

u told me not too about our reader they are are not deaf 😂😂

Author

mm but SHALO IS SO shout 😡

salt

*Starts shouting* SHALO SHALO!

Author

*this girl ohh god 🙏*

salt

SHALO

Author

SHALO

10,000 years later

Author

SHAALOO

salt

Shhallo

shalo

uhh what' s happened guys 💤😪

salt

OHH U CAME FINALLY I CAN DIE NOW 😭

Author

it okay salt u are over reacting 😑

salt

no seriously now I can die finally 😭

shalo

mm can someone make me understand what going on -.-

Author

where were u 😡

salt

yes where the hell was u ?😶

Author

TELL ME don't u know we have our first ep today 😒

salt

yess tell tell 😶

shalo

-.- first tell me to whom ?

Author

ofc me. I am the author and character missing is not good 😑

salt

me ofc I am ur second personality 😉

shalo

-.-

Author

*glares* 😡

salt

*😶*

shalo

ok ok no fighting 🏳️ I was just sleeping 😪

Author

just sleeping what about the ep😒

salt

* can I speak* 👀

Author

sigh! ok it ok Shalo make sure don't do this again okay😀

shalo

fine -.-

Author

so let start again 😄

salt

yes🙂

Author

ok so readers as u know now this are my two personality one is saltt...

salt

that is me hi friends 😁👋😁

Author

yaa they all know that Salt 😌 second is Shalo 😐 say hi shalo 😑

shalo

yo -.- I am Shalo

Author

haha that very energetic of u shalo so introduce ur self my two personality 😉

salt

...

shalo

-.-

Author

mm My two personality 😉

shalo

...

salt

...

Author

once again MY TWO PERSONALITY * SAID ON TOP OF HER VOICE 🙄*

salt

Yess yes u said something author 😌

Author

yes give ur intro please 😑

salt

ohh yesh yes !😐

Author

🙄🙄

Author

give now

salt

wait wait typing*_*

Author

mm ok then u give shalo 🙂

shalo

-.-

salt

I am done see

Author

good good 😊👌

salt

hey I am shalo salt indian mt author girl if want to read try mine novel...

Author

hey wait this is mine intro 🙄😶

salt

author u and me is equal did u forgot!🤣🤣

Author

ohh okay 😌

Author

shalo u wanna give 👀

shalo

same -.-

salt

🤣😉 then we are all equal 😂😂

Author

sigh! nothing can be expected of the both *tsk tsk*

salt

😂😂😂

shalo

-.-

Author

why the laugh salt 🙄

salt

nothing I am enjoying this 😂😂😂

shalo

-.-

Author

hey u ruined it all 😬

salt

what ?🤣🤣🤣

Author

I said I am first impression how will I make next ep 😭😭😡

salt

u can author u are smarter then me 😂😂

Author

No u ruined it I am going *leaves *

salt

sigh she is soft hearted 😂😂

salt

don't worry readers I will make her come again 😂 and she will 😂😂

Author

*she enters* I Will Not😡 tsk tsk

Author

*leaves again*

salt

see she will not

salt

u wanna say something to our friends shalo 😉

shalo

huh -.-

shalo

I am going to sleep bye take care all 👀

shalo

and don't like and comment on this nonsense this is just for fun 😪😪

salt

what are u saying 😬 I am interested to read the comments so please like And comment friends 😳

Author

yaa please don't listen to that ruse brat!😌

salt

hey where did u came from !😑

Author

*vanish again*

shalo

-.-

salt

😂😂 she can never leave us 🤣🤣

Author

yAa whatever 😛😛

shalo

-.- so can go now

Author

go all of u go. curtain down 😡😡

salt

...

shalo

-.-

Author

I Said Curtain Down

salt

.. mm author sis we don't have Certain's only 😌😂

shalo

-.-

Author

f*ck you two

salt

😛 *runs away*

shalo

why me -.-

Author

get lost 😤

shalo

ok fine 😪

this is how the first episode ends on this note..

Author

hey mr. you forgot something 😌

what! =.=

salt

like😂

Author

comment 😊

shalo

subscribe -.- or do it as u care 😪

salt

hey there are new things too..😉

Author

what?

salt

vote and gift 🍾🍾

Author

ohh that's important 😊 do it

Author

bye ppl

salt

bye ppl

shalo

-.-😪

ok if all thing are done now can we ends this =.=

salt

yaa

shalo

-.-

Author

yess ofc do u want to stay longer 😌

salt

ohh can we *excited*

Author

no 😡 its late and I am hungry

salt

ohh ok *disappointed*

shalo

-.-

THE END !

salt

hey wait a second

THE END *SHUTS SALT UP* =.=

missing salt! -.-

Author

hi guys I am really happy that u ppl liked my first episode so much 😌

Author

ahem so I decided to come back 😸

Author

I know u people must be feeling blessed that I am back 😳👀

Author

so what should we do today?😶

Author

...

Author

...😌

Author

*scratching head*

Author

idea!💡

Author

where are I am two personality why are they always late 😒

Author

hehe sorry readers let me call them😅

Author

OHHH SHALO

Author

ohhh Salt

Author

where are u both come naa👀

shalo

*pop ups* ho what happened author-.-

Author

mm good morning

shalo

yaa u know it was night for me -.-

Author

u lazy brat, wake up we are planning for next ep 😒 what should u think we should do?😊

shalo

u really asking me -.-

Author

yes who else is there 😑 *now pissed wait expression changed realise she is missing something 😶*

Author

mm why it so quite today 👀

shalo

-.-

Author

...

shalo

-.-

Author

ohh damn where is salt 😐

Author

SALT where are u?

shalo

😪

Author

shalo u know where is she ?😑

shalo

idk and I don't care about it. just let me sleep 😪

Author

u😡...

shalo

duh -.-

Author

what if she don't wanna come again.😶

shalo

-.-

Author

what if she is angry with me 😌

shalo

-.-

Author

and never wanna come again in the chapter 😢

shalo

so -.-

Author

what will I do without her 😭

shalo

so is in it good -.-

Author

...

shalo

it's so peaceful here now

shalo

so quite

shalo

so aahm so sleepy 😪

Author

SHALO WAKE UP WE HAVE TO FIND HER😡

shalo

huh what ohh yes go for it author my best wishes are with u -.-

Author

u 😑*pinching shalo hard*

shalo

MUMMY! ouch it hurts author 😢

Author

good now help me find her 😒

shalo

ok I will but when she is found then I go to sleep deal!-.-

Author

what! what ever 🙄 just help me ok..

Author

mission- finding salt starts here 😭

shalo

yess u have found salt congratulations author -.- yes finally sleep I am coming 😪

Author

wait what, where is she?👀

shalo

-.-

Author

SHALO where is she ?

shalo

😪

Author

SHALO! tsk tsk

shalo

huh what again! -.-

Author

u said I find her. but where is she?😒

shalo

don't u have common sense -.-

Author

what u mean?🤔

shalo

simple u cried -.-

Author

huh what does it, have do with salt?😶

shalo

-.- did ur tears came out?

Author

yes ofc 🙄 so what

shalo

sigh! -.- what was in them?

Author

huh what!🤔 hmm what was in my tears

Author

let me think 😌

shalo

-.- then think

Author

* takes out phone search google* what are tears made of?

GOOGLE BABA

*searching*

Author

shit my net sucks tsk tsk 😒😶

GOOGLE BABA

...

Author

come on!😶

GOOGLE BABA

...

Author

please work na I will give u chocolate 😌

GOOGLE BABA

*in mind* dude what I will I do with that?🙄 play cricket ohh well I can do that to😶

Author

shit *smacking phone* work come on

mr. PHONE

ouch! that hurts 😭

mr. PHONE

it's not my problem that Google guru is not working why smacking me hmph!…"_"

GOOGLE BABA

*ok I am out* ...

Author

mm why it is not working 👀

shalo

author did u find it -.-

Author

huh wait a sec * panicking* come on

shalo

(─.─||）

mr. PHONE

* only Google can listen him* please work naa or she will going to beat me to death😭

GOOGLE BABA

* ...* what can I do phony it's her problem that she don't have enough net work.😑

mr. PHONE

please do something or I will rest forever *RIP*😢

GOOGLE BABA

haa ok fine I will try 😔

mr. PHONE

thank u * hugging guru Google* 😳

GOOGLE BABA

yaa whatever

Author

...

shalo

-.- did uu

Author

shalo

find-.-

Author

Don't say it

shalo

it?

Author

tsk tsk * shaking phone 📱*

GOOGLE BABA

...

mr. PHONE

*🤢*

GOOGLE BABA

*bling* search complete

Author

finally!😬

shalo

-.- * f*ck off ! I am going to sleep*😪

mr. PHONE

sigh! * relaxing*

GOOGLE BABA

Author

huh tears are made of *reading*🤔

Author

water, but also contains *surprised* what it contains 1500 protein I never know that

shalo

-.-😪

Author

and it also contains fatty oils, and "salt"

Author

what the fudge!😶😤

shalo

-.- 😪

GOOGLE BABA

=.=

mr. PHONE

=.=

Author

SHALO *ANGRY*

shalo

*sleeping quietly* 😪

this is how this ch ends here

Author

hey u again forgot mr.😤

ohh please like, comment and subscribe =.=

Author

there is some more 😡

what now =.=

Author

gift and vote 😑

yaa okay whatever

ppl do as u please , I am off now

Author

tsk why every one have so much attitude here

Author

blah blah blah

"THE END"

GOOGLE BABA

hey shut me down please 😌

mr. PHONE

yess and put me on charger * please don't forget to switch the damn button on*😢

Author

okay okay

please stop !=.= bye see u in next mission

shalo

-.- night 😪

Author

my salt I will find u in next chapter god promiss 😭

⊙﹏⊙ The End

mission finding salt..

Author

so any idea how we will find her 😒

shalo

who? -.-

Author

salt ofc 😑

shalo

mm let's Google her -.-

Author

mm hey will it work?😶

shalo

can't say it , without giving a try

Author

ahem ok🙄

Author

* searching phone 📱*

Author

hey where did I keep my phone?😑

shalo

mm u mean that 2 centuries old antique phone -.-

Author

mm yes😌

shalo

idk -.-

mean while phone

mr. PHONE

*RIP* I Told u to switch that button on but u forgot do it.😒📱

Author

forget it.😌 btw I also don't want to waste my network on this useless mission

Author

it's better to see anime 😜

salt

*tsk tsk* what they think of me 😤

ahem I know all the things behind the screen salt is taking revenge on author because she scold her =.=

salt

*yess mr. and u are helping me right 🤣🤣*

NO COMMENTS =.=

salt

*I will give that rude author a good blast today * HEEEHAHAHEH🤣🤣 *coughing* water please

Author

so where should we start from?

Author

any idea shalo🤔

shalo

-.-

Author

SHalo

Author

SHALO...

shalo

yess what what is wrong with u it's early in morning-.-

Author

hey are u not worried about salt.?😑

shalo

frankly N AND O -.- I JUST CARE FOR SLEEP

Author

u atleast give me some suggestions where to start from?👀

shalo

mm call the police maybe they can help u?-.-

Author

good idea! 😀

Author

shit how do I call them 😌

mr. PHONE

*duh* told u =.=

Author

😬

shalo

-.- can I go

this is how the ch ends here ...=.=

salt

*hmph! they really don't care for me🤧*

Author

no WAIT😒

salt

*finds hope again* maybe I should just pop in all its enough for them may be 😊

Author

atleast help me find my phone 📱🙄

salt

*broken* 🤐🤕

shalo

-.-

shalo

I have an idea -.-

Author

yes give it so that I can find my phone 📱 I want its hotspot to see anime 😜

shalo

-.- mm it about how to find SALT

Author

ohh 😶 sorry I forgot about her

Author

yes yes give😅

shalo

ask the person who left last in the 1 episode...-.-

Author

ohh good idea why don't I think of this 🙄

shalo

duh because u are dumm...-.-

Author

huh did u say something 🤔

shalo

-.-

Author

nevermind. who was the last person ?😬

shalo

-.- maybe it was mr.

Author

mr?

Author

hey MISTER where are u?😌

why are u shouting I can hear u I am not deaf =.=

Author

mm have u seen salt ? she missing from last one episode..😢

mm let me think.=.=

Author

...

ohh yess after shuting her up I end the episode =.=

Author

huh ok 👍☺️

Author

SHALO

shalo

huh -.-

Author

mr. said he just shut up her and end the episode 🙄

shalo

ohh what?😶

Author

I said that mr. shu..t 🤐

shalo

-.- u are brilliant

Author

MISTER WHERE IS SALT?😡😡

I told u I shut her up =.=

Author

HOW DARE U TO SHUT HER UP😡😡

she was speaking alot so I just stop her saying something else and left👀

salt

*hehehe*😂😂

Author

mm SHALO did u laugh🙄

shalo

me?-.-

Author

shuhh!🤐

shalo

huh -.-

salt

nom nom.. * salt get hungry so she started eating *🍟

Author

did u hear something , someone is eating 😶

shalo

-.- ohh yess

salt

*crunch*

Author

*going near the way of sound*😒

salt

* clueless* nom nom🤤

Author

*catch salt* 😤

salt

* ahhh* 😨

Author

what the hell are u doing 😭. I was worried 😢

salt

hmm 🤐 ok I was just hungry so eating..u want *passing fries to her *🍟

shalo

are they Salted?-.-

salt

mm yess😑

Author

*taking fries*🍟 nom nom tasty😳

salt

hey I know so what are we doing today😊😊

Author

* tired* 😟 mm let just over here.amm

shalo

-.- *😴*

salt

why we didn't do anything today and u are tired.😑 u are so lazy 🙄.

Author

* glares* ITs ALL BECAUSE OF U 😤

salt

*chuckles* huh did I do?

Author

ohh let me show u what u did * takes hockey stick in hand* 😤

salt

scared 😂😂 *starts running* I am sorry 😘

Author

hey stop there * started running too* 😠😠

shalo

-.- bye guys I am going *my dreams I am coming 😪*

this is how we found salt and end of the ch_3 =.= and I would like to clear that I was not with salt in her plan.=.=

Author

what plan mister?😠

mm haha nothing=.=

Author

wait tell me what did u and salt is hiding 😤?

salt

nothing 😛😛

*THE END*

Author

hey wait tell me and u forgot again 😒

like , comment, subscribe, vote and give me lots of gift =.=

salt

hey I want there love to *see author , runs again* 😛😛

Author

hey wait.😤

shalo

-.- bye * just give us ur love readers*

salt

yaa that's all😂😂

Author

wait tell me ? what plan 😠😠

*The End*

mr. PHONE

please switch on the button please=.= *RIP*

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