I'm a Fertility Fairy Of The Immortal Realm-The Carany , Yun Mian

The Reason I have Descended This Time Is to Complete Fertility Assignment That said To be hellishly Difficult...

And My Identity Is Usually Is in

Bird Form Like Canary Because

I have a Task To Do

My assignment

If I Succeed I'll Outrank Even Yue Lao*!

Imagining Things ; Heaven's Top Employee!

Boss You We're Awsome!

The Target's with Emperor with a Harem Of Three Thousand. This'll Be a Piece of cake!

How Is that Difficult and It even Ranked as Hellishly Difficult.

How did they put it.., The target is Incredibly Handsome and Incredibly Difficult to attack

They'll Failed because they we're all Entrance By His Beauty

What A damned Joke!

I Been Heaven's Premier Fertility Fairy

For Years

Flutter The Wings

What Obstacles Exist That I Haven't Yet Faced ?What Pretty Boy Exists That I Haven't

Yet seen?

How could a Mere Mortal Emperor

Possibly That

Attract-

Shocked*

Splash

Emperor Feng Xiao*

*T/N; Feng\=Phoenix , Xiao\=

The Name of The Country.Xiao also

Mean Brave Or Strong and Feng Can be

Another way To refer The Emperor,So His

Name Literally "Strong Emperor" Or "Emperor

of Xiao Country"

Splash

Fertility Fairy ; I-It's Useless... I... have No

Interest In Men...

Emperor Feng Xiao; Hm?

Fertility Fairy; I Been Discovered?!

DANGER

Fertility Fairy; Crap! Gotta

Scram?

BANG*

FALL TO WATER*

SPLASH

*T/N ; He Always Uses The Royal

"We" So this is Not A Typo

Emperor Feng Xiao; Where Did This Canary

Come From That Dares

To Spy On us While Bathing

?

Fertility Fairy ; Tweet Tweet -

( Oww... Lemme*Go.You Tyrant! )

FWOOSH*

Emperor Feng Xiao; Servant!

Fertility Fairy; Cheep!!

Eek! Th-This Emperor's Not wearing Underwear....!!

Servant; Awaiting Order

Your Majesty!

Emperor Feng Xiao; We Believe this Canary To

Be Insulting Us. Have it Prepared, We wish to Eat Soy-Marinated Canary.

Fertility Fairy; Cheep~ ¿¿?

Servant; U-Um, Yes

Fertility Fairy; Tweet Tweet Tweet!!

(Bastard Emperor.You wanna Eat Me

?! I Remember You!)

Servant; Your Majesty

CLACK THE GATE

Emperor Feng Xiao; Hm?

All Girls Who Visited For Your Highness;

Your Majesty You've Finally Finished

Bathing- '

We cocunbines Have Been Waiting For You

So Impatiently-

Your Majesty We take a good Care Of You

Tonight-

Fertility Fairy ; So Many Pretty Ladies

So Many Beauties

Fertility Fairy; What Kind Of Man Would

Be able to remain Calm?!

Fertility Fairy; It's in the Bag Now ! This Emperor

Must already Beside Himself with Impatience!

This Task was way to Easy...

Smack The Hand Of Many

Dirty Womens

Emperor Feng Xiao; Who allowed you to

Enter?!

FLING*

Fertility Fairy; Is He Crazy? The Battle's Over

Before the Guns We're even Drawn?!Is he

Even a Man?!

Emperor Feng Xiao; From Now On .

No One is allowed to Enter Without My*

Permission

NOW GET OUT!

*T/N : Uses of the Royal "We" Will Bolded

from now on And Changed To First-Person

Singular.

All Girls Concubines; Y-Yes Your

Majesty

BREAK FREE

Caranary Escaped

Fertility Fairy : Tweet Tweet Tweet

(No! How could I possibly Let a Chance

Like This Go?!)

Take This Devinity Fertility Arts!

Form Thirty-Six :

Infatuation!

Fertility Fairy: Even Dieties have difficulties

Escaping This Techniques ! This will Surely

awaken That Emperor's Beastly...

SWISH*

REFLECT*

DING*

Fertility Fairy; Huh??

FLASH

Fertility Fairy : Tweet Tweet Tweet!!

(What the heck ? That Jade Ornament Can

Reflect My Divine Arts?)

Fertility Fairy: I-I've.. Been Forced.. To Return

To my New Form...?

Thud*

Emperor Feng Xiao: Hm?

Thinking of Emperor;

Was There not

The Form of a Woman

There Just now?

Could I Have Seen Wrong?

Fertility Fairy: Luckily I was Able to Change

Back In The same Instant Otherwise

I would've Been Exposed...

PHEW*

SCREECH??!

O.O

............

Emperor Feng Xiao: I told you to keep an eye on This Canary,And this is How you are doing So?

By allowing it to fly around as it Pleases?

Fertility Fairy: Tweet Tweeeet!

(Let Me Go!)

Servant: This one Deserve to die! This one was

inattentive for but a moment.....

*T/N : There are many different Perogatory

Terms By which Court Servants and Others

Refers To Themselves ,I'm just going to use "This One" whenever they do that.

Emperor Feng Xiao : Forget it,Just Leave .

If You Tarry...

You will Die!

Threatening!

all Girls Concubine:

Y-Yes Emperor!

FLEES*

This One Will Leave

Immediately!!

Bang

Think of Fertility Fairy:

Not only did he hadle me so Roughly

He dares to Throw Me?!

Emperor Feng Xiao: What a Plump Bird,

I definitely Taste Great Stir-fried.

Fertility Fairy: Tweet Tweet Tweeeeet!!

(Tyrant! I End You! If it weren't For the sake

of completing my task.I teach you a lesson so

Hard!)

Emperor Feng Xiao: What're you spouting

about? Are you insulting me?

Think of Fertility Fairy: This bastard Emperor

can't possibly speak Bird,Can he?

How did he Guess?

PANIC*

Emperor Feng Xiao: I have a documents to review. Don't Bother me,Or i really Will still

Stir-Fry You.

CHIRP*

Think of Fertility Fairy: This Emperor...

He's Stubborn,Devine Arts Don't work on him...

Think of Fertility Fairy: And what's More, It's

The Middle of the Night,But rather than seeking

a Woman he's working? I can't Take this!

Fertility Fairy: Tweet Tweet Tweet !

(Stop Looking at Report's!Aren't you interested

in Women?!)

Emperor Feng Xiao: Are you not Afraid of Dying

,Bird?

Fertility Fairy: Cheep Cheep Cheep !

(I'm Doing this for your own Good! An Emperor

Who Doesn't share his Favor is nothing but a

Hoodlum!)

FLUTTER*

Emperor Feng Xiao: You've Been Very Excited

Since the moment Those concubines Appeared

.Do you want me to attend Them?

NODS*

Fertility Fairy: Cheep Cheep Cheep !

(How Smart Of you ,Dear Emperor!

I knew you could Speak Bird!)

Emperor Feng Xiao Think: This Bird Can Understand Human Speech? How Interesting,

I keep it...

Emperor Feng Xiao: To attend Them...That's

Something You probably

Never See Happen.

RISES*

Fertility Fairy: Tweet Tweet!

(Why Not?!)

TAKES OFF*

Emperor Feng Xiao: Because I can't

Perform.

SILENCE*

Fertility Fairy: W-What???

Unbelievable!!

Background: Can't Perform

(Repeating)

Fertility Fairy: Tweet Tweet Tweet!

(Are You For Real?! What kind of man would Just admit That? Where's your Dignity?!)

FLICK!*

Emperor Feng Xiao: That's Enough Just Stay There,I'm going To sleep .

CHIRP~*

TUMBLE*

Fertility Fairy: Cheep Cheep Cheep ...

(Damn it , It looks like This really is...

If the Emperor Can't Perform, How the heck

Am I supposed to complete this mission?!)

Fertility Fairy: Forget it .I'd Better Get out

of Here! This Task Is way To hard . I'm

Giving up! I just Go Back and Suffer

Yue lao's Teasing....

Fertility Fairy: Ah! What a Blinding

Light!

Queen Pregnancy Goddess

FLASH*

Fertility Fairy: Queen Pregnancy Goddess!

WHOOSH*

Change form Into a Human

Fertility Fairy: Yun Mian Greets

Queen Pregnancy Goddess!

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