“Erina, do you know about this device?” - Jonathan inspected the box containing questionable stuffs, including sparkling flat discs.

“I’m not sure, they seem familiar but different, let me check the instructions!” - In death, Erina return to her younger self, but her experience with technology still superior to her clueless husband.

And that why they spent unknown amount of time to set up a movie room, with soft couches and everything.

“Dear, I understand that this room can be used for family time. Maybe we can invite some of our friends and family and watch these movies about ‘JoJo's Brizarre Adventure’ together. Wait a second, isn’t that my nickname? Nah, probably a coincidence.” - Jonathan noticed something, but let it slide.

“Don’t worry, I have sent the invitations already.” - Erina invited everyone, it is a pity that she can not contact Jotaro though, or her son.

•••

“Sweet! An invitation from granny Erina, we should go together” - Joseph read the note to his friends.

Polnareff, Advol, Kakyon: “Sure.”

Caesar: “I shouldn’t intrude.”

“Nonsense! Grandma and grandpa will be happy that you come.” - Joseph just throw Caesar on his shoulder like a potato sack and begin walking.

Objection? What is that?

•••

“Movie marathon? Sweet! Let’s go everyone, this place is boring anyway.” - Josuke open the note.

“Cool!”

“I shall go because my manga plot need a movie night anyway.” - Even in death, Rohan still continue his Pink Dark Boy series.

•••

“So this guy who is 80% of your father body invite you to a movie marathon ? You should come.” - Bruno check the note that was sent to Giorno.

“No, we should all come.” - Giorno read that they include friends too.

•••

“We are in heaven now and my old man still nowhere in sight.” - Irene die and remember that she used to be Jolyne.

“Oh, an invitation to a family movie marathon, maybe that old man will go these. Even if he didn’t, it’s not like we have anything else to do in this boring afterlife.”

“Boy! Girl! We going to watch movie with my family.”

•••

A beautiful, smooth, black brick appears out of nowhere and hit DIO in the head.

“Ouch. What is this? A pathetic attempt to assasinate I, DIO?”

“My lord, it seem like this brick is a message.” - Vanilla Ice respectfully hold the brick for DIO to look. There are golden letters elegantly spread across the brick.

“You thought it was a brick, but it is my (Erina!) invitation for movie night. You better come or else...”

For some reason those words seem menacing, so DIO gratefully bring Vanilla and Pucci.

No he was not scared, not at all. He just a good friend and a benevolent leader, that’s all, really.

•••

Jonathan is very happy, it seem everyone like to watch movie in the future so they all come. Family bounding time yay!

Jolyne somehow not surprise that her father failed to show up. At least she can meet other family members. Totally great, not disappointed, not at all

Everyone have to introduce because their younger face just make things confusing, but eventually everyone settled down.

Everyone look at the movie title, and feel suspicious about the “jojo” part of the title.

*Opening song*

Episode 1: Dio the invader.

“So now we are going to watch about the good old days huh?” - Erina

“Where did you even manage to get this?!” - Dio

“I certainly want to know more about my fathers.” - Giorno

“Lord DIO’s childhood...” - Vanilla

“There go my reputation.” - Dio

“You saved me.” - Goerge Joestar come to the logical conclusion.

‘Actually, I want to steal your ring but I shall adapt accordingly.’ Dario Brando: “Yes.”

“I don’t know what to say.”

“I don’t know who she is but I have a reason to fight.” And Jonathan got beaten up.

“Aww...”

“Useless...”

Dio dramatically landing, he also kick Danny the dog.

“How could you?”

“I haven’t known him for long but I hate this guy already.”

“That dog should be grateful to be kick by lord DIO.”

Danny get burnt alive.

“Can I hit him?”

“Don’t worry, Danny is here so he can get his revenge by himself.”

“Okay... wait, what?”

“Grrrr...”

“Ouch. Remove him this instant.”

“You thought Jojo would be your first kiss, but it’s I, Dio!”

“I can’t see any problems with this.”

“Back in the days, first kiss used to be important.”

Dio poison George Joestar and Mr. Speedwagon have evidence.

“I reject my humanity Jojo!”

“I almost forgot Dio is a vampire.”

Magic sunlight breathing techniques.

“Cool, how come I was never taught about this?”

Defeated Jack the Ripper.

“Great.”

Dio can turn people into ice now.

“Don’t look at me like that, Jonathan’s body was rejecting me so I can’t use it anymore.”

Defeated hair guy, get luck/pluck sword.

“That suits you.”

“Thanks .”

Defeated big guy.

Defeated tongue guy.

Defeated slow kick guy, he is also a good guy, yay.

Defeated snake guy.

Sword with magic sunlight.

Ice.

The Sword is on fire.

Break the sword.

Magic sunlight punch.

Ice.

The punch is also on fire.

Lazer eyes attack.

“What? Jonathan body was still rejecting me. I can’t waste blood like that.”

“Dio. Like you said, our fate might be truly one in the same. I feel an odd warm toward you. Now our life are bound completely. And they will vanish along with this ship.”

“Why am I crying?”

“It would be perfect if Dio has just die right at that moment.”

“I want to change my worship target.”

*Opening song again*

“We are going to watch watch about Joseph next, aren’t we?”

“That mean we can watch about my father eventually.” - Jolyne had skimmed Jotaro memory disc but just a little.

“I’m looking forward to that too. Jotaro-san never said anything much about his past.”

“My story is interesting too, you know.” - Joseph

“As if we would believe that you somehow managed to defeat this Ultimate Being thing.”

‘How dare they dirty the shirt granny Erina bought for me!’

“That is cool I guess.”

‘I just run and somehow I’m winning now.”

“Where did you get that gun, and those grenades?”

Truth serum.

“Those things exist?”

Tequila Joseph.

“He actually look hot. I think there is something wrong with me.”

“Nah, you’re fine.”

Kill Santana.

“I’m having conflict emotions about Nazi now.”

“Bubble!”

“Pigeon!”

“...”

Somehow saved everyone by running away. And got engaged twice in the process.

“I was there and still unable to understand this bullshit.”

Esidisi got defeated by wool hat.

Peek at bathing time.

“A gentleman should not do that.”

Nazi Cyborg.

“They can what now?”

Fast forward, Kars is the Ultimate Being now.

Running away.

Eventually, Kars stops thinking.

Joseph showed up at his funeral.

“How can he survive a fall from that high?”

“I refuse to believe this is the truth.”

“You have done great my grandson, and I am proud of you.”

“Is that Jotaro-san in jail.”

“Finally.”

How many people did Jotaro kill. No wait, I don’t want to hear.” - A logical conclusion from Holy.

“He sent four armed thugs, one of them is ex-professional boxer, to the hospital, 15 broken bone and their eggs was crushed. Somehow your son remains unscath and admitted himself to prison. He refused when we wanted to discharge him. Please teach him to behave when he comes home.”

“Jotaro... Jotaro... Jotaro...Jotaro!” Holy having flashbacks about the time when Jotaro is still cute and innocent.

“WTF.”

“Now those images shall be burn into my brain forever.”

“Aww”

“Shut up the hell up. Don’t be such a pain, woman!”

“Okay!”

“Back to reality I guess.”

“I never know Jotaro-san used to be this edgy.”

“How did that happen?”

“So that why he never worry when I join the gang.”

Poked hole at the bottom of the beer can to drink.

“That look badass.”

After the fight earlier, Jotaro had come to the logical conclusion (totally inherited from Holy) that he had been possessed by an evil spirit. He is a danger to society now, he can’t just leave the jail.

Now, to convince mom.

“There is something behind me, it much have possessed me recently.” - Jotaro finished calmly after shooting himself.

“Is he trying to suicide or something?”

“He intentionally gets hit by Bug Eater, isn’t he?”

“Wait a second, Star Platinum is short range, so how did he manage to get all of that stuffs in jail?”

More stuffs that is definitely bigger than the gaps between bar somehow manage to appear in jail. The police officers were freaked out.

“Grandson, get out.”

“No.”

“We will use force then, Advol.”

Vs Magician Red

“That is intense. What if they get badly hurt or die?”

“I was going to send you to the hospital but you are stronger than I expected for a person who has just manifested the power of Stand.”

“The reason I stay here is I don’t want to accidentally hurt someone” - Jotaro said with emotionless face.

“Aww...”

“Hahaha”

“Look at my camera punching ability!”

“This sexy ***** man is a vampire name Dio, and from the star birthmark, he had stolen Jonathan- my grandfather’s body.”

“You may never notice but all people with Joestar bloodline share the same star birthmark.”

“It’s our destiny to defeat Dio.”

“I don’t care.” - As long as that guy knows to stay away from his mother, Jotaro has no problem.

“That’s unexpected, I thought he would immediately jump at the problem and eliminate it.”

“You forget your goodbyes kiss before school.”

Girls cling to Jotaro. Kakyoin drew a painting of Jotaro and,... red!

“You can do that?”

“I can do that?” - Even Kakyoin doesn’t know he can do curse painting.

“He probably use Hierophant Green as trip wire. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely? Guy?”

Jotaro almost took off his pant, but Kakyoin just had to interrupt. How rude!

Kakyoin look like he is using puppet to control the nurse now.

“You can do that?”

“I’m... not sure anymore.” -Even Kakyoin is confused, it totally the fresh bud fault.

“Nah, he just put Hierophant Green inside the nurse to control her.”

Jotaro come to rescue by kissing the nurse so hard, her shirt exploded. That mean he used Star Platinum to kiss Hierophant Green, indirectly kissing Kakyoin in the process.

Jolyne, who just read [CLAMP IN WONDERLAND] before coming here: “...” even though he is my father, I still ship it.

Kakyoin: “She is hurt and it’s your fault, you should have left me kill you.”

“I, Kujo Jotaro, have always been labeled a punk. I tend to be a bit rough fighting my opponents, to the point that some are still in the hospital. There was one dumbass teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson, and he never come back to school. At restaurants that serve me shitty food, I leave without paying the bill. However... Even I... know true evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, then crush them under your foot! Especially if it’s a woman!”

“And I thought he is allergic to women.”

“This is what you’re guilty of! Your Stand isn’t visible to the victim or the law. There for... I shall be the judge!”

They continued to ague and Jotaro beat the shit out of Kakyoin.

“Wait, isn’t Jotaro’s organs suposed to be crushed now?”

“I don’t think we want to know the answer to that question.”

“You are lucky that your Emerald Slash barely hurt my chest”

What kind of explanation is that?