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I Can't Talk To Boys

I'm back guys

I lost my account and deleted the app, but I'm back now baby, and I will be making this story so much better than before with a lot of better scenes because I can actually wright that now. I'm a much better writer now and I intend to make good use of my abilities. Not only that, but I also have other social media now, like Discord and Spotify and Wattpad, I will post in a later chapter if enough people want to follow me on other accounts as well.

I'm so happy to be back and now that I'm back, I can see how much I missed it. I didn't even realize how much I missed while I was gone, and now I can see that everyone I knew before is gone now.

I hope to make a whole lot of new friends and followers and make a story actually worth reading now!!

Sadly I will be changing the names of the characters and the entire story and WILL be deleting and previous chapters that have no correlation to the story I will be writing, I am also writing the same story on Wattpad so if I ever don't upload on here quick enough to your liking you can always check there to see if I've updated there, or you can message me on discord.

I now remember how horrible of a story I wrote when I was younger and want to salvage as much as I can, but I believe it is as unfixable as can be.

Comment on anything or send me messages on discord if you want to see specific stuff like "special scenes" that I am THE MOST excited to write. Honestly, the only reason I'm here anymore is to write some smutty scenes so please, anyone, anybody, please ask for smut lmao

I just need a filler so I can post this at the moment. So uhm, hey, comment how your day was because I always want to know how my readers are doing!! If you ever need to talk, I'm here, even if you don't know me :)

I'm excited for all of the comments and (hopefully) support I want to see on this, I honestly don't really know how to fix it, and that's why I'm just going to change it, if you want me to try and fix it and just keep the characters, message me later.

I will be trying to update regularly, hopefully once every week if not more, but I'm not sure if it will work out that way, seeing as how I always seem to get locked out of my accounts on anything lmao

Anyway, yeah, let me know what's up! Leave comments on what you want it the story. Sorry for repeating stuff I have already said, but I just need a few more words at this point!

I love all the readers who want to see more of me!! see you guys in the next chapter, and I'll try not to break the forth wall too much when I'm writing the story loves!!

chapter 1

"My name is felix, I'm 23 years old" I said to the interviewer.

"Why do you want to work here?" She asked.

"Well, I want to work here because I can't do anything else.." I say, expecting the air to change.

I dont think that's what any interviewers want to hear. "Why is that?" She asked, shifting in her seat.

"Because I can't speak to men." I said, embarrassed. "Oh. So you chose to work at a butler restaurant were mostly girls eat?" She asked.

"Yes." I said, determined to succeed in getting the job.

I'd already been through five interviews today and I was not looking forward to being rejected once again.

"Well, I don't want you to think I'm taking pity on you,  you just have a nice resume so.. let me speak to my supervisor and I'll give you a call when I can." She said.

"Yes mam, looking forward to it." I said with a smile.

I started my walk home, passing a Tom Thumb and a 7-Eleven. I took mostly back roads to avoid people speaking to me. Regardless of gender 🤚😐

I arrived home to find that the door was already open. I slowly pushed the door open more to find my roommate passed out on the couch with a smell of alcohol so strong that you could get drunk from the smell. -if you can't tell my sarcasm than you don't need to be reading this lol-

I'm not very strong so I did NOT carry her to her bedroom. She can sleep on the couch for all a care, as long as she makes sure to clean the living room afterwards.

(She stinks)

I decided that taking a shower would help with my nerves, so I hop in the shower with the hottest water my shower could push out.

After I finished getting out of the shower I wasn't tired and I was hungry and thought "hey, go get food from a rest stop real quick". Stupid.

I walked in and there was only male cashiers. ''Well, don't make small talk'' I thought.

I grabbed a cup of noodles and called it good. I walked to the cashier and laid my stuff down on the counter.

"How was your day, find all the stuff you were looking for with us today?" He asked with the most monotone voice you would ever hear.

I smiled awkwardly and the cashier turned the other way and frowned.

"Your total is $4.99, cash or credit?" He asked. I could tell he was getting impatient with me not talking to him and all.

I took out a five dollar bill and smiled weakly.

"Thanks" he said sarcastically.

He gave me my change and I walked home. I was surprised, normally there were always more than one gender or sex working at the stop.

Once I got home I saw that Maddie had left. I assumed she went to her room when when I knocked there was no answer. Oh well, it's none of my business what she does.

I put water in a my cup of noodles and threw it in the microwave a set it for ten minutes.

Big mistake, it started smelling bad and started sizzling then 💥blew up💥 in the microwave.

"Maddie!!!" I screamed. "What do I do when something EXPLODES in the microwave?!?!"

"Maddie!!! Help!!!!"

"Maddie!!" I yelled, tearing forming in my eyes as I opened the microwave to stop the heat from cooking it even more taking the CrIsPy cup from the box of death and threw it away. I cleaned up after the MeSs, took a shower, and went to BED. I was tired of today and decided to end it.

chapter 2

I woke up to noise in the living room. It sounded like... sex? "Eww" I thought, knowing Maddie must be having sex on our couch. OUR couch. **** nah, imma reem her later.

-reem means to lecture or get on to someone about something.-

I started my day by hopping in the shower, brushing my teeth, and shaving my legs and underarms. Gotta keep healthy habits ✌️

The noise had stopped by the time I had left the bathroom. I walked outside to find that the place was TRASHED. My guess was that someone broke in. I started looking for Maddie to find out if she did this. I looked in her room, the bathroom on the porch and the patio, I just couldn't find her. She must have been at some bar.

I started cleaning while listening to mother mother.

About half way through, Maddie walked in the front door, looking like she fell into a ditch.

"What tf happened to you?" I asked

"I can't even remember. I think I blacked out." She said.

"Oh, so you can't even remember if this was you? Awesome. Help me. See if anything is missing." I told her sarcastically.

She walked into her room and slammed the door.

"Good. She's gone." I thought.

Just as I bent down, I heard my phone playing "living on a prayer" by Bon Jovie.

I hurried to answer my phone, answering before it even finished the second ring.

"Hello?" I answered.

"Hey! Uhm I just wanted to inform you that you got the job at Kowaii Butler

And you can start Monday! You should be walking in the door before seven."

"Okay thank you so much! Bye!" I said, before hanging up the phone.

"I start work tomorrow" I whispered.

I never thought I would say that. Me, of all people.

"Maddie, I won't be home tomorrow, please don't trash the place!!" I yelled, picking up my cleaning pace.

When I finally finished cleaning, Maddie finally came out of her room to see that the place was spotless.

"Nice" she said, not even questioning why I won't be home tomorrow.

"Good night shit face." I say, laughing.

"Good night boy *****." She said, laughing along with me.

I went and took a shower, then headed to sleep.

I woke up around 5:00 in the morning, took a shower, and got coffee.

The next time I looked at the time, I realized that it was too late to start walking to the restaurant, considering that it is all the way across town.

I ran to Maddie's room, knocking rapidly on the door.

"MADDIE I NEED A RIDE PLEASE."

She opened the door just before I started knocking again in her pajamas and her keys in her hand.

"Get in bitch, we're going shopping." She said. It sounded like she had been waiting forever to say that one line.

We were in the car and half way there when I decided to say something.

"Thank you so much Maddie, I would have been late if you hadn't have wanted to say the line from "Mean Girls".

"No problem, I've literally been waiting since I saw that movie to say that line."

"I thought so." I said laughing.

She dropped me off 20 minutes untill 7.

"Oh! Btw, you need to show me where you get your lingerie!!" She yelled before she drove away, fast enough that I couldn't chase her down.

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