"Heyyy Dé", dad said, "we are going to your uncles wedding tomorrow, iron your clothes neatly, I don't want to be late tomorrow". "Okay dad' I responded, In my mind I was thinking about the clothes to wear, I mean I love fashion, who doesn't wanna look good in front of a crowd... 😎 but there was one thing I didn't know and that thing was

"Dé, I forgot to tell you, your elder sis is also going, she'll be coming today" dad said. "Huh, today and tomorrow" I responded, he said yes.

You know something, I've always hated my elder sister, she's like a nightmare to me. I don't want to go anywhere with her. She's a demon. ***You didn't here these words from my mouth🤐.

Evening*, I guess she'd be coming by this time, "Mom, Dad, I'm going to sleep early tonight" I said.

"Oh but why", mom asked, "Uhmm, I wanna wake up early tomorrow for the wedding*" I quickly rushed out after saying that. I'm gonna sleep though I know my sis would love to torment me when she sees me😓*

The next day

Ahhhh Good morning world, Hmmm, yesterday she didn't come or she was also tired 🤔, anywho, I slept happily.

I'm done dressing, Whoa I look good, Comment tu t'appelle, C'est moi Déville, Benjamin Déville. I'm looking handsome😎, hmm it's kinda strange, Sis hasn't disturbed me ever since she came....

"Dad, good morning", "Good morning son, are you done" he asked, "yes" I answered, "BTW where's sis, isn't she ready", I asked.

"Son, I'm sorry, she wasn't coming yesterday, we told you that just so that you sleep early😌" my dad said. "Whaaaaaaaaatt😲", "Sorry Kid but we're getting late let's go"..

"Uhmm, dad, won't we eat first, I'm hungry", I asked, he replied by saying we'll eat at the reception there... So we left.

At the wedding, everything was wow, the color they colour they chose, the venue, the dresses they pick, I mean it felt like I was attending a wedding in heaven, so I definitely knew I got to act cool, just about when I was thinking of all this then this happened, "Hi Dé" a girls voice from the back. You know they are some things you can't forget, like taste of food or smell of something and sometimes voices, once I heard this voice I was shook. I turned my back quickly and Voilà it was her, My demonic elder sister with wings tail and a horn.

"Hey Freda, I thought you were not coming" I said looking a bit frustrated, "Of course I had to come, I won't miss Uncle Ron's wedding, I just had to come". She placed her arm around my neck and walked me and my dad into the church for the ceremony, In my head I knew, the Heaven was going to turn to Hell...😰

......To be continued..........

In case you haven't noticed, this story is a narrative... Thanks for reading and please help me correct my mistakes...😎

The wedding ceremony at the church seem to have ended really quickly but we were out within an hour and I was like whoa......

It was time for pictures, Believe me guys when I say my sis is evil, let me tell you a little secret, I'm super ticklish, if your fingers should tap me, I would burst into laughter and leave from your spot like I'd been keeping my laughter for a year and it sounded like a sex moan.

When it was time for the grooms family, you wouldn't believe what happened, while we were posing, my sister took a feather and placed it in my ear.....

"Oh God!!!!" I shouted in everyone's midst. That was the worst, commotion everywhere, "Who made that unholy noise, Who did that, I nearly got deaf of that scream"

Then my demonic sis turned into Godly Saint and pointed me, you know the worst part, she already started pointing me before they asked. I was humiliated, my dad gave me a death glare I felt like there was pin piercing through my heart 💘💔. I was standing at the back at the back for pic because I was tall, but they made me kneel in front for the pic, so embarrassing 🤧

On the way to the reception party, "You listen and listen well, when we go there, sit down quietly, don't speak unless spoken to, don't move around carelessly, don't blah, blah, blah" This man kept talking for 10 minutes and the suddenly asked,

"Why did you make such an unholy sound using God's name in a church", "Dad, I swear it wasn't my fault, Freda placed something in my ear 🤧" Then she instantly cut me off saying "Dad he's telling lies", we started arguing and dad shouted, "Both of you should stop this now, Freda, I know you've been messing around with your junior brother, stop it, I'm not saying that you did it but just stop it and you too stop whining everytime she does something" He said angrily.

Whoa, although it was a 20 minute drive it kinda took forever, When we finally arrived, my sister texted me on the phone saying I'm dead, oh, I knew I was gonna get so I paid close attention to her in case I see her act...

At our table, *it was closer to the speakers so we could hear the music and MC very well, but we couldn't communicate very well so I couldn't here when people call my name.

Just as I was playing a game on my phone, a waitress I never noticed came to ask for our orders... Both my sis and dad made their order but guess who didn't hear anything with earphones on😢, THAT'S RIGHT ME😭, instead of my sis to tap me, she wacked my head and damn did it hurt, did as I was about to diss her for hitting me*,

I saw an Angel, whoa, I was stunned by the heavenly looking figure in front of me, her lips pink, eye colour orange and dark skinned body, her body was as sexy as Coca Cola bottle, I was struck by amazement, then my dad wack my head and said "Hey son, come alive", in front of this girl, I have been hit twice and the worst part was that she laughed, Oh no my ship has sunk, *I pretended to be thinking and finally gave out my order. How humiliated I was...

...To be continued......

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I was thinking I could try my luck when she comes back to serve us but guess what, she wasn't the one who served us, I then asked the waitress "Where's the girl who took our orders" she replied "We are running shifts so I guess she'll be in the kitchen now", I said "Oh okay".

Guess what I ordered, of course it was my favorite, Jollof Rice with Meat and "shito", wow, such a wonderful delicacy. I was starting to enjoy myself at the reception when my dad said to me "Devy I'm still mad at you, you need to dance for compensation" tf, I was like "huh, me, dance, here, in front, everyone watching, no, I can't can".

A few moments later, I was dancing my heart out, *You wouldn't believe what happened, My dad said he'll give me 10$ if I danced, it's not much but it's still money after all.

The most embarrassing part was when I looked around to see who else was dancing, there were only 3 types of people*;

**1. The old aged

Kids

Partially abnormal**

and I was the only young guy amongst them, just when the beautiful waitress came out, an old lady came to place her hands around my neck, "WTF", do we look like age mates was what I was thinking whiles trying to free myself from her clutches.

I didn't know that my sis was recording everything, Oh I'm doomed, she's gonna post it on her status and I'm gonna get laughed at AGAIN... 😭😭😭

Well the party ended pretty quickly, I guess the groom couldn't wait any longer to put his submarine deep down into the brides ocean to release some torpedoes to hit the ground and cause an explosion for the fishes to swim out...😏😏. If you know what I'm saying give me a ✌✌✌ in the comments .. 😎😎

Since my dad was a friend, we were allowed to go in and congratulate the newly wedded couple.. We were offered more drinks and guess who served, "Yesss", it was her, she was here in the house, I knew I had to make an excuse to go meet her.

I told my dad, I wanted to go pee, he allowed and the groom showed me to the washroom, when I was walking to the washroom, I saw her washing the dishes in the kitchen, "Whoa, I guess I'm still lucky" I said to myself. I rushed to the washroom to pee very quickly, washed up, brushed my hair and places mentos in my mouth... Hey, I tell you I was coming to joke at all..

I walked majestically and handsomely into the kitchen only to find out that she was there, Herh, my poor heart, I nearly cried. I didn't know what to do again, I wanted to wait but something kept telling me to go. I was about leaving then I smelled a sweet familiar aroma.... (The scent of Fried chicken), haha, no one's here, allow me to eat 2 and leave, I ate the first one with ease, no one spotted me,

As I grabbed the second one and placed it in my mouth, I felt 3 taps on my shoulder, I turned around and guess what......😓

It was her, I tried to talk but the chicken filled my mouth, so I had to turn back around and chew faster,

She asked, "Hey, what are you doing here? ", I replied "it's not what you think, I actually came for water but I could hear the chicken out my name, saying (whispers) ""Deeeeviiiilllleee Deeeeviiiilllleee, cooommmmeeee and eeeaaattttt mmmeeeeee, I dddaaaaarrrrreeeeee yyyyyooooouuuuuuu...."" so I ate it"

"Haha, you're funny by the way my name is Fatima but you can call me Fatiee😜😜😜⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

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