At 10:00 a.m a ray of light was passing through the window from between the white thing curtains on a young man who was sleeping soundly on his bed. He had normal skin colour but his is face was somewhat attractive .

Suddenly a voice of a old lady came from downstairs " Max!! Max get up its already 10:00 am" old lady said politely while putting the breakfast on the table.

Nearby a old man was sitting on his rocking chair. From the looks was almost 60 years old he had a newspaper in his hand and had a serious expression on his face.

He said in a grave tone "youngsters these days are so lazy" he stopped the rocking chair and put the newspaper his lap sat straight and continued

"...when we were young we would wake up at 04:00 a.m and help our father in the farms" he said with a proud feeling "but look at them..." he heaved a sigh of helplessness.

"It's not his fault who was the one who put him at the farm to work as soon as he arrived?" Grandma said in polite and calm tone.

"he worked so hard yesterday but a 'certain someone' didn't bother giving him a break and was lazing around watching the cricket match the whole day on telivision" Grandma said provocatively.

The old man felt a bit embarrassed and was about to say something but a male voice came from stairs "grandma sorry I slept a bit too much." Max said while yawning. he wasn't able to sleep at all during night because of the dreams he had.

He had nightmares where a cow was chasing him badly and after it got up to him it's sat over him and shit over his face.

Max with tears in his eyes said "what the f*ck?!!" "why is it chasing me?" he said angrily and somewhat terrified "think I am more your toilet seat or something?".

On this sentence cow roared "Moo~~".Max face was covered in anger. " 'Moo' my a**" I mean when he proposed to the girl he loved in high school she rejected a him and said "your body is like a football and face like a commode how dare you propose me" .Whole night that day he cried.

well in High School he was really fat but after getting rejected he worked hard and exercise daily and now had tall figure, 6 pack with a talented mind.

After getting rejected in never propose to another girl but this time when he finally mustered some courage to do so a 'cow' not only made fun of him but even shit on his.

After waking up Max washed his face and sat on the Sofa his mind was literally SHITED this time!! "Come eat something" grandma said politely likeable pointing and the breakfast on the table.

Because of the dream everything looked like cows shit but when you he looked at the polite face of grandma and had no choice but to eat it with a smile on his face.

After having his breakfast his eyes rolled on the grandpa sitting near by him he looked at him angrily and turned his head in anger grandpa was dumbfounded.

Although he never had good relationship with his grandson and they would be quarrelling over something every time they meet but this time he didn't say anything to offend him but he... with anger on his face grandpa continued to read his newspaper.

In the meantime Max was in the garden he was really angry at his grandpa forced him to clean the of the cows in the farm old Jesus world that my mind shifted himself in a annoyed tone suddenly grandma came over and asked him politely "child can you bring some medicine from clinic?" although he didn't like this grandpa but he loved his grandma very much. She was really kind to to him. "Ok" he said with a smile on his face as all his anger has washed away.

He took his mountain bike and headed toward the clinic because it was a mountainous region shops and clinics were very far away.

He was riding is mountain bike and humming the song. Suddenly he bumped into someone. These were two boys of his age. Wait aren't they...?!!!

"Jack,Peter!!!!"

"Max"

"Max" those two said simultaneously.

They were none other than max buddies in his college not only in college but also in elementary and high school. They were like brother to each other.

Even when there he was rejected and insulted by the girl they were the one who supported them.

They really meant too much to him.

But the main question was... "what are you guys doing here?" he asked while helping them get up

"don't asked that. it's miserable story" he said while he would a sigh of sadness.

They all sat on a bench so "what are you doing here?" Max asked. Peter replied "I had come to visit my maternal grandparents house as my grandpa is sick..." Max asked curiously "but don't you hate stuff like this?" Peter made a pitiful face and said " yeah but my father force me and you know how my father is when he is fixed on something." "True." Max replied.

Max still remembers when they were in elementary school he and Jack visited their house and Peter father was forcing him to wear a bikini because Peter's mom said while provoking his father "if only you had ability I think I would have a daughter too and I could make her wear these pretty swimsuits..." sigh.

Who would have thought that he would actually force his son to wear a bikni?!!

"...." Max

"...." Jack

"...." Peter

and what about you Jack?"

Jack also made a pitiful face and said "I had a quarrel with my mother and as punishment she sent me to our farm here to help in farm works. it's terrible"

sigh

" you guys really had it tough."

"mmm" they agreed to Max.

"well that was our story what about you?" Jack asked while holding his chin.

"yeah. Why are you here?" Peter asked curiously.

sigh...

"As for me it was just... HORRIBLE !!!" as he said this his face turned black.

All of a sudden their background changed.

"hey....hey what's happening?!!!" Peter said

"What the f*ck?!! why is the whole scenery changing?!!" Jack asked

This was the scene of Max house.

Max was sitting on the sofa watching television and picking his nose. His sister was sitting near him chatting on her phone. The whole room looked a mess.

[Ok! I will sign the contract and be your girlfriend. but I have one condition!]

[What?]

[you won't force me to go to bed with you]

[No! absolutely no!]

[Why, we can stay as a normal couple]

[What can we do as a normal couple?]

[We can watch movie, go shopping, spend time together, sleep togather - without sex]

[what is the point of sleeping togather if we can't do sex?]

[it makes you feel warm and comfortable]

[that will give you more warm and comfortable feeling]

[ you're so unreasonable!!!!]

*TL: the sentences in [.......] are the conversation of a couple in the drama Max is watching.

"what kind of f*cking dramas do you watch?" Peter said with a disgusted look on his face.

"shut up and see" Max said.

This whole seen was watched by her mom who was working in the kitchen. She gritted her teeth and came in the living room and shouts at those two.

They were stunned, I mean the atmosphere was so dull but suddenly it felt as if the air in the room is becoming heavy "you to don't have anything to do I am busy doing the household works and on top of that you two are always making the whole room a mess!!!"

"it's a vacation why not go on a trip for help in work me" She continued in for almost 15 minutes but... those two stood their like statues goes to a like statues.

Standing there listening in from one ear and out from another. Watching this mom gritted her teeth and said "one of you will go to your maternal grandparents house and other to paternal grandparents house".

Listening to this they were like waking up from their dreams. Without any second thought they both performed the "200 techniques of Gilbert family".

It was developed by Max grandfather to deal with his grandmother, and was passed down to his father. His father used in in front of her mom many time and it actually worked.

And was passed down to those to those two. They had performed it in front of their mom how many time and it had actually work.

Unfortunately this time... "Do you think these kneeling technique which I had seen almost 500 times by your father and 200 times by you two would be enough to set off the fire in my heart?!!" mom said with great determination.

Max looked at her sister with pale face 'looks like this time where done for...' his sister also looked at him her face had also turned pale "ya can you also see the fire burning in her eyes?". "mmm"