Just A Memer
Laughed To Death
*loud countinous buzzing noise*
Chris
*half conscious* stop…
*buzzing noise continues*
Chris
Where is this place?
suddenly appears out of nowhere
Green
I can help you with that
Green
I'm the system,you just died.╮(‵▽′)╭
Chris
No it can't be. You're lying. This must be a dream. I was only laughing at the coffin dance on my phone..
Green
you laughed yourself to death 🤣
Green
Its doomsday for you brat. Time to wake you up.
Chris
who did you just call a brat? Wait until I..
*gets swallowed by brightness*
inn keeper
you scum,you dare to eat without paying? No way!
Chris
Wait a minute, who are you?
inn keeper
Don't try to play dumb..
inn keeper
Alright,I've had enough of this.🤬
Chris P.O.V: 'seems like I trasmigrated like in the novels,time to play along then'
Chris
Fine,I'm going to tell you a joke. If you laugh,I will leave without paying a single tael. Deal?
inn keeper
You think you can fool me? Fine. Shoot.
Chris
What does the fish say when it bumps into the brick wall?
understands it the next second
inn keeper
Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was not supposed to be funny haha!
crowd burst into uncontrollable laughter
inn keeper
wait,that wasn't funny at all! 😗
Chris
How dare you go back against your word? I wasn't the one laughing previously.
crowd : "Yeah,you did laugh"
"How dare you refute?"
"Let the boy go or we will trash you!."
"Yeah."
"I'll crush your balls!"
…
inn keeper
his P.O.V. 'I can't refuse or else people would make a ruckus here and attack me,f*** I got fooled…'
inn keeper
Fine, you may leave. 😤
Chris
Haha,would you like to hear another one? This one's for free.😏
Chris
Fine,you're gonna make my ears bleed. Bleh~
Chris
I guess I really time travelled. Time to meet that stupid system and settle scores.
Author
Sorry for the short episode and I didn't even give an intro. That's because it's my first work and I'm still working on it so, you'll eventually know more about the characters soon.
Chris
Don't forget to like
Green
ho ho ho,and comment
Understanding the system
Green
What the heck is it?😵
Chris
*anoyed* You ugly frog,why didn't you explain to me what was going on? 😒
Green
because you were so noisy (´▽｀)ノ
Green
tch,just call me Green.
Chris
fine,what is this world about?
Green
*applies hand sanitizer*
Chris
why the hell are you putting hand sanitizer and wearing a face mask ?
Green
COVID19 sucker. I got to keep my social distance and maintain the protocols! ╮(‵▽′)╭
Chris
Am I not in a different world? why are you changing the topic?
Green
Tch, you're no fun at all.
Green
This is a very complicated and messed up ancient world of sorcery and martial arts. As for the era,I also don't know. It's not a novel or a game…
Chris
Shit, wtf is it then?
Green
An imaginary world created by a certain MT reader. So,don't be surprised if you find Goku or Captain America in the streets. With no exception of Lil meow meow or any purple haired bit**! In this world,you chose your own role. You just need to live a simple life.
Chris
Great, *sigh* I don't know what I did in my previous life be so fortunate.
Green
Of course you were a love failure, not good in studies and nobody loved you. But,you still tried to make people happy by making memes. So don't waste this opportunity to start afresh. 😏
Chris
That was so harsh of you!! 🥺Fine,what special abilities do I have?
Green
With you current situation, None!
Chris
Hell no! Any combat skills?
Chris
archery? swordskill?
Chris
cheats? seduction techniques??(<_<)
Green
coward,what do you need seduction for? Are you Gay??
*Chris throws his slipper at green*
Green
Hit me again and I'll make your life a living hell.
Chris
Do I have any powers?😒
Green
Dude,you have nothing!
Chris
This is hell!!!
*strangles system with both hands* GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Green
*cough* ki me ha wi bod dai (kill me and we both die)
Green
*cough* you psycho! I curse you!
Chris
I curse you too, just shut up! How am I going to survive in such a world when I can't even cultivate?
Green
With you own skills of course. You time travelled with the memories of your previous life. You just need to stay out of trouble and you'll be alright.
Chris
But I'm just a memer😭
Green
That's what makes you different from all previous time travellers. A f****ng memer 🤭
approaches chris and pats him by the shoulder.
Green
Don't worry,I have a surprise for you?
*A lady appears out of nowhere *
Green
Meet Jesse,she'll help you out with dead jokes in time of emergency. You can only summon her in times of emergency!
Chris
*Disappointed but not surprised*
Chris
Please take care of me.
Green
You've stayed in the system for so long, time for you to return to reality.
Green
hehe,don't forget to like.
Jesse
And Comment ho ho ho.
Green
hey,don't steal my lines!
Making some money
Hello, are you there?
Let's continue
Chris walks down the streets of the marketplace
He checks his pocket and finds a satchel containing a few taels
Chris
Tch,how am I suppose to survive with such a little amount of money. The previous owner of this body must be so poor. I can't recall what his life was.
While he walked, he let the idea of the marketplace carry his thoughts away.
Chris
I need to find ways to make money.
Only after a few minutes after entering the centre of the marketplace, Chris had his attention caught by someone selling paper and ink.
He thought about it for a second and went over to the stand.
Vendor
Welcome young sir, those inks are of nice quality. ☺️
Vendor
Please give it a try😊
Chris
Okay. I need a set, few brushes and a lot of scrolls
Vendor
Alright sir,I'll get them for you.
Vendor
Only ten taels,sir ☺️
pulls out his satchel of taels,realises it was only nine
Chris
I only have nine taels..🥺
Vendor
It's alright, that will do.
Chris took the materials and began to walk through the marketplace.
After finding a right spot,he squats down on a thin blanket and places the material on the floor
He picks a brush and let his hand do the magic
Chris
*sigh* I'm finally done,time to start advertising
*stands up and hold one of the paintings for passersby to see*
Chris
Come have a look, paint for sale!! Have a look, paint for sale!!
Chris
Don't be shy,come take a look!
a large crowd gathers in no time to have a look
customer
I've never seen anything like this,what do you call it?
customer ll
I want one too
and so,Chris sold all his paintings except one
Chris
I'm so blessed, the heavens must've been on my side today! 😂
Chris
Earned fifty taels in such a short time,I can finally earn.
Chris
*sob* Mom,dad, your son can earn now.
Chris
I'm sorry, this one is not for sale. I'm out of business now.
*whispers to another man. Later comes back*
Klaus
I'll pay you a hundred taels for it. What do you say?
Chris
Thank you,it was nice doing business with you.
Klaus
Hmm. What a gold digger.
Chris
I'm so rich,hurray!!
Chris
Time to find a restaurant, I'm so hungry.
Chris
Money,money, money.
Is not funny,in a rich man's word 🎶
packs up his material and sets to find an inn
*somewhere around the marketplace *
Klaus
Master,I've brought the painting
Robert (P.Minister)
Good,let's go.
Destination : Imperial Palace
Courts officials discussing about state affairs
A man in black and purple robes appears
Robert (P.Minister)
*bows down* Greetings your majesty
King Leo
Prime Minister Rob, why are you late for court today?
Robert (P.Minister)
I was passing by at the marketplace when my servant reported that a strange painting has been circulating around the city.
Robert (P.Minister)
I stopped by to take a look. I bought the painting with me.
hands it to the head eunuch
delivers it to his majesty
Robert (P.Minister)
Is it just my eyes or did his majesty just smirk?😳
King Leo
ehem,what is this?
Robert (P.Minister)
The artist claimed that it was called a FACE MEME. I've never seen anything like this in my entire life,your majesty.
King Leo
*nods* good,good.
Officials: Yes,your Majesty.
everyone left except Prime Minister
Robert (P.Minister)
Your majesty, it's been a while since I saw your lips twitched.
King Leo
Really? It has been a while.😐
King Leo
Summon the artist tonight.
Robert (P.Minister)
Yes,your majesty.
King Leo
You also deserve an award,Robert.
Robert (P.Minister)
Thank you,your Majesty.
and so the two discussed about state affairs.
Chris
Thank you for reading.
Vendor
Don't forget to like.
Robert (P.Minister)
Stay tuned.
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