It was a dark night, the streets were empty, only a few lamps just enough to light the way, Joel was tired, it was his "WhereTheFunk" Martial arts performance, a very weird name indeed, one wrong word and his career is Punked Up. as he walks. he suddenly felt a cold chill down his spine, but he shrugged it off. There was noone around, Suddenly, He felt a knife piercing his heart! it was a carefully planned murder. then his body fell down, but his spirit is still standing there, Sad and angry. "Find the person who killed you, then you shall Rest In Peace" a mysterious voice said. "FLAP" the sound of a paper flipping, "Hmm what should i write next" Lisa said to herself. She was writing a fantasy about how Joel died, of course it wasn't how he really died

How he really died :

it was a dark night, the streets were empty, only a few lamps just enough to light the way. Then, a drunk guy walked, it was Joel, he got drunk right after performing, a mysterious kid was approached by Joel, Joel asked with a creepy face " hwey, Wheer ish mai apaartenent kiiiidh" (hey, where is my apartement kid)At that very moment that kid was terrified for his life. "MOMMA" the kid shouted, the poor Joel just wanted to ask directions to his apartement, but the kid saw a big monster chasing him like a Tiger chasing a bunny, that kid was 5 years old, And Joel was a martial arts master, the kid forces himself to Man up! he picked up a PAIR of chopstick from a trash bin and points if towards Joel, "iii jus wanaask , dou knoew da wae" (i just wanna ask, do u know da wae)

The kid was even more terrified, but he couldnt do anything because he ws too scared, suddenly Joel puts his face close to the chop"STUCK ITS STUCK"

The kid said when the chopSTUCKEDINHISNOSE "Grrh hungeri, i eat?" Joel said then screamed "HMPPFFH" Continously, that kid Screamed "AAAA IM NOT.... HUNGERI! IM UGH.. DAD (help me)" the kid thought he was going to eat him because he Was "h u n g e r i" a terrified kid made a dad joke, a martial artist died of suffocation from chopsticks, a dark alley is now bright because a huge light to come down from He ven t ed.

Joel's spirit : hu.. huh?

light : Hello im-

Joel's spirit : WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

light : Well, you died?

Joel's spirit : HOW DARE YOU! A LIGHT TELLING ME THINGS, AM I HALLUCINATING?

light : ...

Joel's spirit : Wait a second, Who or what the hell are u, i dont evend know how am i gonna adress You

light : you unobedient Pig! just listen to me!

Joel's spirit : hmm, a pig? wait i can do martia- NO! IM NOT A PORK CHOP , HOW CAN YOU EVEN EXIST!

light : ... Atheism is a non-prophet organisation (Pls dont take seriously)

He listened to the "light" saying that you must apologize to the kid to Rest peacefully. joel is still lost in thought, anyways, fast forward a few years and the girl writing about his "Death" is asleep.