The Host Of Loki
beginning
today's a normal day for jas , a normal human with a normal boring life .
what the hell are you doing??
jas
woaah !! holy goat ! wall is talking to me !!
i'm not wall idiot , i'm roof.
jas
oh , hello roof . what's wrong?
i said a normal human ! which normal human eats paper???
jas
nom nom...it's delicious
when this NORMAL human was eating a piece of paper , suddenly something happend.
someone was whispering.....
loki
*shouting* YOU STUPUD HUMAN !!! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING !
i said WHISPER !! are you two doing these on purpose???
jas
woa !? who are you?? when did you come here ?
loki
i'm loki , the god of mischief and king of asgard ! you little ant better kneel before me ! *showing a knife* or you'll die !
jas
*crying* p..please don't kill me ...*kneeling*
loki
from now you're my host ! and i use your body however i want !!! HAHAHAHAHA
jas
⊙·⊙....m..my body....*pervy imagination*
loki
what the !??? I DIDN'T MEAN IN THAY WAY !!! HOY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ??
jas
n..nothing....just gimme a tissue....
loki
anyway ! you do everything i tell you ! you go everywhere i allow you ! and you stab everyone i want !! HAHAHAHAHAHA
'_'.....even i think it's too much
jas
how could you do this to that lil potato??? ; 0 ; it was my lunch !!!
ahem...i guess that's enough for beginning.
jas
but i didn't even introduce myself !
loki
no need ! people just wanted to know me ! after all it's my story !
jas
'_'.....is it my imagination or you really became a chibi cute character??
ahem !!! that's enough ! i wanna go and get my salary for today !
jas
i didn't know people pay money to roofs '_'
i swear loki , if you don't kill this idiot i'll do it
loki
chill dude , it's the end
see you in next episode !
jas
pssst loki....who is roof talking to ?
loki
roof is crazy...it ran away from mental hospital.
super goat
it's been a while since loki came to jas's house
jas
i beg you ! lemme finish my homeworks !!
loki
if i get more bored , i'll stab you and give you as dog food to fenrir HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For people who still live in caves and haven't watched it yet ,Fenrir is that giant wolf in thor the ragnarok movie.
jas
you know you're pretty rude mr. roof '_'
just find something funny before you become dog food.
jas
hmm...hey loki how about you go out and see around the city? it will be fun !
loki
and i can stab people HAHAHAHAHAHA
jas
yeah yeah whatever you want , just get out.
loki
yeayyyyy !! *singing* i'm going to stab people ! i'm going to make them kneel !
around 2 hours later.....
loki
HUMAN !!!! look what i found !!!!!
a girl is tied in loki's hand
freya
put me down you dummy crazy man !!!
jas
did you just say pizza and hakuna matata?
idiot ! that's not the point !
jas
what's the point then?
a girl is tied and loki brought it in your house !
jas
oh right a girl is- WAIT WHAT????
jas
what did you do stupid loki ??!! why did you bring her here and why is she tied???
loki
she's a goat ! now get your lazya$$ up and cook her for me !!
freya
did this horn freak just call me goat? ⊙v⊙
freya
*untied herself* *punch punch* kick kick kick*
loki
ho..how...ouch....does a dwarf dare...to...ughhh...beat me
*boom * * bang* OUCH.... ...that was loki's voice dear readers
jas
; 0 ; please don't beat me !!!
freya
i don't beat kids ^_^...anyway i'm going home now !
jas
you're so cool ....c..can i have your number?
freya
*in her mind* woaaaaa i'm cool !??!
freya
*clearing her throat* of course kid .
jas
thank you goa- i mean freya
freya
i'm going now , see you around kiddo
loki
did you just let my lunch run away??
jas
you can't eat humans as lunch !
loki
i'm hungry !!! *chewing jas's head*
jas
ugh FINE !! let's eat out !!!
flying shoe and cockroach
Loki and jas are going out to eat . probably paper burger and BBQ goat.
jas
*walking like a normal human who eats paper*
loki
*poking jas with his kinfe*
thor
yeah ! let's get some beers !!
jas
uh it's thor , loki's brother ( not related by blood) and his boyfriend.
i'm not a human , i'm a roof..and when did he come ??
jas
loki invited him ^_^ , he just came from nowhere.
thor
i'm hungry ! go and grab some hot dogs !
loki
*stab* didn't i tell you , you'll do what i tell you ! now go and buy some foods you little ant !
After jas went to buy food , a stranger boy came.
toshi
wow ! you two really did great !
toshi
you two must be from comic con ! wow where did you buy these clothes?
He punched loki's arm after that as a friendly move....but he did his worst mistake.
loki
you...LITTLE ANT DARED TO PUNCH GOD OF MISCHIEF ⊙⊙
toshi
woah ! chill dude ! i was just kidding !!
loki
*trying to stab* YOU LITTLE SHIT STAY THERE !
toshi
woaaaa *dodge* help !!
toshi
*runing toward thor*
And that dodge was his last dodge.....that shoe hit thor...and loki was about to explode from anger.
It shows as little stars to kids , just adults can see his sentence.
toshi
i-i'm sorry !! i'm sorry sir ! but i-it wasn't my fault ! your friend threw that shoe !!
loki
I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET FROM YOUR BIRTH !!
toshi
pfttt do whatever you want !
toshi
whaaa ?! what did you do to me ???
loki
HAHAHAHAHAHAH from now you have to live your miserable life as a cockroach HAHAHAHAH
toshi
boohoo *crying* ; 0 ; i'm sorry sir ! please !!
loki
call me lord !!! *pressing his head with shoe*
toshi
ouch ! m-my lord ! boohoooo ; 0 ;
jas
eeeek !!! a cockroach ! *smashing*
toshi
i was a human ;-; this shi- i mean my lord turned me to a cockroach . please save me.
jas
turn him back to human.
loki
*stab* i'm the one who orders you little ant !
jas
ugh....don't worry lil buddy , i'll fine a way to turn you back. *puting toshi in pocket*
thor
I have to go back to asgard ! father is calling me !
loki
bye bye my baby fat thunder ~
jas
'_'.....baby fat thunder?
toshi
'-'.....i'm speechless
loki
WHO TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO MY CONVERSATION ???
toshi
'-'.......*whisper* is he dumb?
jas
let's just go home ^_^
loki
*hop on jas's back* CARRY ME TO HOME !
to be continued......such a boring story
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