Cultivation System
Intro
Author
This is the Author here
Author
I'm gonna be writing a story about a guy named Max.
Author
He is a poor loser who no one wants to be with
Author
Any girl who dates him will break up with him after knowing he is poor
Author
He has a lovely mother who takes care of him
Author
Unfortunately,his father died due to a car accident that was set up by a guy name ?????? because ???????.U guys who are reading this should give me a name for the bastard who killed Max's father.
max
Why are you in my life?
Author
I am the author of your life
Author
Because you are such a loser.God sent me here to help you make your life better.
max
Really?You are not a fraud are you.If I find out that you are a fraud ,I will call the police.
Author
Since you don't believe me,I will give you something that will change your life.
System (nicknamed)Loli
Hiiiii
Author
This is the thing that will change your life
System (nicknamed)Loli
Heiiiii,Author. I'm not a thing.Please mind your choice of words OR I WILL KILL YOU IN THE MOST CRUELL WAY POSSIBLE
Author
Okok....Jeez.How can you be so violent for a girl.
max
Hei.emmmmm......GUYS. I'm still here you know.
System (nicknamed)Loli
Let me explain.
System (nicknamed)Loli
God has chosen you as my host until you die.
System (nicknamed)Loli
And I can help you make your life better by any means possible
Max's mom
Emmmmm.......Son, who are you talking to?
max
Emmmm.......I'm just talking to myself.*in mind* wait my mum can't see them????
System (nicknamed)Loli
No dummy .The only one that can see us is you.
Author
Well that's it for the intro.I hope you readers can help me and support me by pressing the like button and subscribe.And don't forget to comment what we should name that bastard.
Episode 2:Prank
A bright and peaceful morning
System (nicknamed)Loli
Masterrrrrrrrrr.WAKE UPPPPPPP.UR LATE FOR SCHOOLLL
Author
LOLI!!!!!!!STOP SHOUTING
System (nicknamed)Loli
SORRY.UR LATE FOR SCHOOL*still shouting*
max
IT'S JUST 5 MINUTES AFTER THE ALARM
max
HOLY MOLLY .FUCKKKKKK. I'M 30 MINUTES LATE.
max
WHY DIDN'T U WAKE ME UP!!!??
Jimmy
Hey,Maxxxxx.Where are u going gggg. *Sleep talking*😴😴😪
max
hehehe🙃🙃😈*pours water into jimmy's mouth*
Author
Just a friendly reminder. Do not pour water into your friends mouth when they are sleeping or snoring. Trust me.Its not worth it.
Jimmy
Oh oh oh. What happened😓😒😐😑
Jimmy
Cough..Cough...WHO DID THIS TO MEE.Its you right,Max!!!😠
max
Ummmm...Not mee😅😆BYEEEEE
max
Damn,I'm late for proffesor's lecture.
Author
You're not really going there for the lecture anyways.So why care if you are late.😑
System (nicknamed)Loli
Wait,what do you mean?
Author
He's going for the lecture because. ..
max
wait wait wait.I'll tell her in my own.
max
I'm not going for the lecture.I'm just going there to see my goddess😍😍😍
Author
Ok guyss.Thats it for today.I gotta watch a movie byeee
System (nicknamed)Loli
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Episode:3Knight saving the be
Author
Hey guysss. I'm back with an update.I hope you enjoy the last update for episode 2.
System (nicknamed)Loli
What goddess. I don't think this so called goddess could be more beautiful than me😒
Jimmy
Hey,Max.You gotta treat me to a lunch for what you did to me back at the dorm.🙂😐😑
max
Ohhh.Ummm.That wasn't me...
max
Okok.That was me but I'm broke.I don't even have money to buy breakfast.I haven't even ate breakfast yet.😔😖
Jimmy
Haizzzz. You're hopeless.Fine I will treat you to lunch later.
max
Really yay. 😋🍗🍗🍔🍟🍕🌭🌮🌯🍿🍲🍖
Jimmy
Hey,your goddess is singing at the club tonight.Wanna go watch.I know you like her singing. Come on ....
Chase
Hey pretty ladyyyy.😈👹 Why don't you sing for mee.I'll buy you a drink kk. *Talking drunkly while holding Joey's hand*
Joey
Emm. Noooo thanks*Talks nervously*
Chase
Emmm.well okkk*Talks drunkly while pulling Joey's bra strips*
Joey
Ahhh*falls to the ground*
Chase
Ohhh.Why are you so impatient
max
*Jumps onto the stage*Chase,don't you dare touch my girl
Chase
Who the f**ck are you
max
I'm your father.*kicks Chase's balls*
Chase
Ahhhhhhhh*Shouts painfully*
max
Ok.Time to run.Hey,Joey can you stand?
Chase
U punks .What are you guys doing.Fo get them for me.IM GOING TO CHOP THEM INTO THOUSAND PIECESSSSS
All the punks that works for chase
Goo.go.go.Get your weaponss
max
Ahhhhhh.Systemmm.I need your helppp
System (nicknamed)Loli
What trouble have you got yourself into?
System
Huh?Ohhh.Holy shitt.Thats a big trouble.
Joey
Heyy.Slow down.I need to catch my breath
Chase
COME HERE YOU SON OF A BITCHHH
max
System is there any thing that can help me
System
There is.You can try your luck at the Luck Wheelllll.You can get a lot of items from it.Since you are a newbie.You get a free spin
max
Stop with the promoting.Spin it .Spinnn ittttttttt.
System
Congratulations,you got a tian yuan pill.It strengthens all your body part,increase your speed and allows you to exceed the power of a martial arts grandmaster.
System
Ok.But remember.It only works for 5 minutes.
max
ok.*Eats the pill*Gulp.Ewww.Whats this thing made off.It stinks.
System
It's made out of cow dung.
max
Ok.Time to fight fire with fire.*turns around*
So he zig zag with a speed faster than light and crippled everyone of them except for chase.
Chase
Uhhhh*talks scarely*MASTERRR
Chase
Master.Please accept me as your diciple l.I have always loved martial arts.Please teache the feet of fury.
Chase
You can fool the others but you can't fool me.You just knocked down all of my men with the feet of fury
max
You must go run 1000km.Do 1000 push ups and do 1000 squats.And when you can do that .Then you come and meet me.I'll teach you the feet of fury.
Chase
Yes master.Ill do it
Chase
Bye master.Im going to train
max
Is that guy really an idiot.
max
Ohh right.Emmm,Joey.Are you allright.
Joey
Thanks for your help back there.
max
Emmm. Here,take my jacket.Its cold.
Joey
Thanks*Kiss Max on his cheek
Joey
I'll return the jacket to you tomorrow.
max
I'm never washing my face ever again.
Author
That's all for today guys
System (nicknamed)Loli
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Max's mom
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Chase
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