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Once upon a time
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
this is the famous dialogue that we have been using since class 1....all the students in the class will start with the same sentence. all brainless pigs...well I was one of them
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
are yaar start kar na stop talking nonsense and start Already
so Yesh is a small boy carefully walking on the road ...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmm
suddenly... very suddenly he saw another small girl
her hair shining brightly...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
100% sure not original hair...
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
false Baal lagati hai ? ganji aurat
her lips so red and big
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
pumped air with the cycle tier pumper
her face painted with various colours. somewhere red, somewhere pink...others were blue and white and the eyes...seems like she is a coal factory worker
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmm rainbow
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Yesh
Yesh
who is this angel
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
does this guy have some problem in his eyes ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
needs cataract surgery
Yesh
Yesh
breathtaking
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
abee sas choor mar jaiga saale
yesh went towards her
Yesh
Yesh
hello r u our new neighbor?
Munni
Munni
ahhh...yes we just recently moved in
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
sanki aurat
Yesh
Yesh
myself yesh how about u
Munni
Munni
I am munni
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
munni ? munni badnam hui Darling tere Lia ....that munni ?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
u saw it ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
ofcource everyone knows the infamous munni don't search in google pls
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
yeah I know right....her hip movements were awesome ....I even downloaded the video
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hahaha pervert 😂😂
Yesh
Yesh
ohh so beautiful name
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
pagal hai kya ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
I think he heard wrong temporary hearing impairment
Munni
Munni
*blushing*
Yesh
Yesh
*so cute*
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
i am telling u ....this boy has some problem in his head she is cute? looks like a monster when she laughs
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
even valak is prettier than her 😂😂 if this girl is pretty then valak is the miss universe for sure
Her clothing.... even a beggar has more to his body..
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Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
poor girl....must be difficult for her
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o in that farm they had some clothes ee i ee i o here a cut there a cut everywhere a cut cut
A few minutes later ....suddenly the girl shouted
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
abee chilla kyu rahi hai?
Random drunken person
Random drunken person
oohh baby so sexy my heart is on fire 🔥🔥🔥
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
saale harami kutte... aa Teri dharkan ki aag ko sare badan me failata hu ....phir jalke rakh ho Jana .....
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
I'll put diesel in ur heart's forest fire
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
90% burn 0% chance of survival
Munni
Munni
ahhh....yesh save me help me
Yesh
Yesh
hey u ...get out shoo shoo
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
he is not a bird u know 😑
Random drunken person
Random drunken person
*tsk* so ur boyfriend is with u huh?
Yesh
Yesh
*blushing* that has nothing to do with u
Random drunken person
Random drunken person
OK OK I am going
Munni
Munni
ahhhh....yesh u r so brave how mighty... how bravely u fought with him....u r my hero
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Alexander the great
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
world war 3 (in yesh's neighborhood)
after a few boring chit chats... they finally went home hoping to meet tomorrow
but yesh's mom found something
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yesh almost beaten to death...somehow survived with minor injuries
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
poor boy many other unlucky things are waiting for u....have patience... you'll get ur fair share
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
lagta hai cheap makeup tha
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
saasta maal
Then they started spending more time with each other. yesh would take her out to amusement parks, cafe and spend enormous amount of money on her
Then that great day came.... finally... mustering up all his courage...he atlast spoke the 3unholy words
Yesh
Yesh
I LOVE YOU
Munni
Munni
Ohh I see
Yesh
Yesh
huh ? I mean will u be my girlfriend *her lips are so beautiful.... I wanna kiss her*
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
pervert alert 🎶🎼🎼🎵
Munni
Munni
ohh I am so sorry I am Already taken
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
huh ? kya boli? taken? is she some commodity sold in the market ?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
Gobi lelo aaloo lelo munni lelo
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
😂😂😂😂
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
50% discount
Yesh
Yesh
*shocked at an extreme level*
Munni
Munni
I am so sorry yesh OK now I am getting late bye
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
ch*tiya saali
*rumble* thunder sounds ☁ lighting strikes..⚡⚡ *shoo* wind speed-300km/hr🍃🍃🍃 *susurration* high waves🌊🌊🌊 volcanic eruption🌋🌋 tree uprooted 🎑🎑
no not a real life typhoon.... all this are going inside yesh's mind
stupid readers why will yesh choose a stormy day to confess?
depression, anxiety, loneliness.... all this continued for several.... no not years....only days
10yrs later---
Yesh
Yesh
students please pay attention here... this device here could detect the concentration of biomolecules for medical diagnostics
yesh now a professor in IIT Bombay, one of the top engineering university in INDIA... He specializes on nano electronics
Not only this he has a cute small family of 7members....with 5cute kids...
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Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
this is a small family?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
Master level player huh
Yesh returns to his house
Debahuti
Debahuti
welcome back honey...how was ur day
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
madam, let him breath first
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
wah ! foureyes got another Glasses 😂😂
Yesh
Yesh
*kissing her* it was good....how was ur day ? how's the staffs working in the company?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmmm...don't worry I am a capable business women
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
where are the kids ??
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
why ? u wanna eat them or kidnap and harass them?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
I am a respected citizen ....not a pedophile
Mealwhile... somewhere in the corner of the world...
Random drunken person
Random drunken person
Hurry up and give me all the savings....
Munni
Munni
but the kids are starving.... pls don't
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
what the f*ck is this new drama ?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
I thought the novel ended
Munni now the wife of that same drunkard.... with 3kids... everyday The drunkard comes home and beats the shit out of munni, not even sparing the kids.... Spending all the money in alcohol and gambling..
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
just wow
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
our munni ???
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
our ? when did u bought her ?
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
are no no....that clown girl ? with paintings all over her face and inflated lips ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
yes that only
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
What about the forest fire in his heart ? ohh already got munni......the fire must have been released...... result of forest fire= 3kids
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
let her be I am super tired and can't write anymore.... so I am going bye let's go ghungroo
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
yeah ... chal park me chalte hai...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
abe gadhe bahar barish ho rahi hai.... pneumonia lagwana hai ?
OK so we stop this story here. HAVE A NICE DAY.... SAYONARA....
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Now I swear I'll kick ur *** if u don't move...
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
wait I am stuck ....this chair...I can't get up
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
thus...aur thus.... saale haathi .... All u do is eating and eating.... already broke the 100kg record.... now stay like that...break the chair also....that's the only good one I had ...rest of the chairs ...you were the one to destroy....
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
wait pls wait na 😭😭😭😭
Ghungroo
Ghungroo
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