Pure Shit
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Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
this is the famous dialogue that we have been using since class 1....all the students in the class will start with the same sentence.
all brainless pigs...well I was one of them
Ghungroo
are yaar start kar na
stop talking nonsense and start Already
so Yesh is a small boy carefully walking on the road ...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmm
suddenly... very suddenly he saw another small girl
her hair shining brightly...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
100% sure
not original hair...
Ghungroo
false Baal lagati hai ?
ganji aurat
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
pumped air with the cycle tier pumper
her face painted with various colours.
somewhere red, somewhere pink...others were blue and white
and the eyes...seems like she is a coal factory worker
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmm rainbow
Ghungroo
does this guy have some problem in his eyes ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
needs cataract surgery
Ghungroo
abee sas choor
mar jaiga saale
Yesh
hello
r u our new neighbor?
Munni
ahhh...yes
we just recently moved in
Yesh
myself yesh
how about u
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
munni ?
munni badnam hui Darling tere Lia ....that munni ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
ofcource
everyone knows the infamous munni
don't search in google pls
Ghungroo
yeah I know right....her hip movements were awesome ....I even downloaded the video
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hahaha pervert 😂😂
Yesh
ohh so beautiful name
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
I think he heard wrong
temporary hearing impairment
Ghungroo
i am telling u ....this boy has some problem in his head
she is cute? looks like a monster when she laughs
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
even valak is prettier than her 😂😂
if this girl is pretty then valak is the miss universe for sure
Her clothing....
even a beggar has more to his body..
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
poor girl....must be difficult for her
Ghungroo
old McDonald had a farm
ee i ee i o
in that farm they had some clothes
ee i ee i o
here a cut there a cut
everywhere a cut cut
A few minutes later ....suddenly the girl shouted
Ghungroo
abee chilla kyu rahi hai?
Random drunken person
oohh baby
so sexy
my heart is on fire 🔥🔥🔥
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
saale harami kutte...
aa Teri dharkan ki aag ko sare badan me failata hu ....phir jalke rakh ho Jana .....
Ghungroo
I'll put diesel in ur heart's forest fire
Ghungroo
90% burn
0% chance of survival
Munni
ahhh....yesh save me
help me
Yesh
hey u ...get out
shoo shoo
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
he is not a bird u know 😑
Random drunken person
*tsk*
so ur boyfriend is with u huh?
Yesh
*blushing*
that has nothing to do with u
Random drunken person
OK OK I am going
Munni
ahhhh....yesh
u r so brave
how mighty... how bravely u fought with him....u r my hero
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Alexander the great
Ghungroo
world war 3 (in yesh's neighborhood)
after a few boring chit chats... they finally went home hoping to meet tomorrow
but yesh's mom found something
yesh almost beaten to death...somehow survived with minor injuries
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
poor boy
many other unlucky things are waiting for u....have patience... you'll get ur fair share
Ghungroo
lagta hai cheap makeup tha
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
saasta maal
Then they started spending more time with each other. yesh would take her out to amusement parks, cafe and spend enormous amount of money on her
Then that great day came....
finally... mustering up all his courage...he atlast spoke the 3unholy words
Yesh
huh ?
I mean will u be my girlfriend
*her lips are so beautiful.... I wanna kiss her*
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
pervert alert 🎶🎼🎼🎵
Munni
ohh
I am so sorry I am Already taken
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
huh ? kya boli? taken?
is she some commodity sold in the market ?
Ghungroo
Gobi lelo
aaloo lelo
munni lelo
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
😂😂😂😂
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
50% discount
Yesh
*shocked at an extreme level*
Munni
I am so sorry yesh
OK now I am getting late
bye
*rumble*
thunder sounds ☁
lighting strikes..⚡⚡
*shoo*
wind speed-300km/hr🍃🍃🍃
*susurration*
high waves🌊🌊🌊
volcanic eruption🌋🌋
tree uprooted 🎑🎑
no not a real life typhoon.... all this are going inside yesh's mind
stupid readers
why will yesh choose a stormy day to confess?
depression, anxiety, loneliness.... all this continued for several.... no not years....only days
Yesh
students please pay attention here...
this device here could detect the concentration of biomolecules for medical diagnostics
yesh now a professor in IIT Bombay, one of the top engineering university in INDIA...
He specializes on nano electronics
Not only this he has a cute small family of 7members....with 5cute kids...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
this is a small family?
Ghungroo
Master level player huh
Yesh returns to his house
Debahuti
welcome back honey...how was ur day
Ghungroo
madam, let him breath first
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
wah !
foureyes got another Glasses 😂😂
Yesh
*kissing her*
it was good....how was ur day ? how's the staffs working in the company?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
hmmm...don't worry I am a capable business women
Ghungroo
where are the kids ??
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
why ?
u wanna eat them or kidnap and harass them?
Ghungroo
I am a respected citizen ....not a pedophile
Mealwhile... somewhere in the corner of the world...
Random drunken person
Hurry up and give me all the savings....
Munni
but the kids are starving.... pls don't
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
what the f*ck is this new drama ?
Ghungroo
I thought the novel ended
Munni now the wife of that same drunkard.... with 3kids...
everyday The drunkard comes home and beats the shit out of munni, not even sparing the kids....
Spending all the money in alcohol and gambling..
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
just wow
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
our ? when did u bought her ?
Ghungroo
are no no....that clown girl ?
with paintings all over her face and inflated lips ?
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
yes that only
Ghungroo
What about the forest fire in his heart ? ohh already got munni......the fire must have been released......
result of forest fire= 3kids
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
let her be
I am super tired and can't write anymore.... so I am going bye
let's go ghungroo
Ghungroo
yeah ...
chal park me chalte hai...
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
abe gadhe bahar barish ho rahi hai....
pneumonia lagwana hai ?
OK so we stop this story here.
HAVE A NICE DAY....
SAYONARA....
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
Now I swear I'll kick ur *** if u don't move...
Ghungroo
wait I am stuck ....this chair...I can't get up
Psychotic Basilisk (Author)
thus...aur thus....
saale haathi ....
All u do is eating and eating.... already broke the 100kg record....
now stay like that...break the chair also....that's the only good one I had ...rest of the chairs ...you were the one to destroy....
Ghungroo
wait pls wait na
😭😭😭😭
Ghungroo
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