Jokes
school joke
teacher
Rinku, why do bells ring at Christmas?
rinku
because someone is pulling the rope.
teacher
Now tell me, Ravi, what comes after O?
teacher
Ravi, name two pronouns.
who understands this 😂😂😂😂
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A teacher instructed the class to write an essay on " A football match " .
Ravi finished the essay within a minute.
He has written, " due to heavy rain, the match was postponed! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
teacher
stand on the beach.
rinku
( after standing on the beach ) I still can't see Russian
teacher
say something beginning with " I "
teacher
No, I am, not I is.
rinku
Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
teacher
what are your favorite number?
rinku
134 , 234, 889, and 63
teacher
Good. now I want you to add all your favourite numbers.
rinku
well, miss..... the numbers that I really like are 1 and 2
guys tell me which one do you like and laugh alot 😂
episode 2
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doctor, doctor ! I feel like an electric wire.
Ravi
would you be rather eaten by a wolf or a tiger?
rinku
I would rather let the tiger eat the wolf.
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doctor, doctor! I've just swallowed a pen.
doctor
sit down and write your name here
Ravi
Do you know about the Arabian sea? My father dug the hole for it!
rinku
Do you know about the Dead sea? My father killed it
mother
why are you making faces at the bulldog?
Ravi
Mother, I just knocked down the ladder that was standing up against the side of the house.
mother
Go and tell your father.
Ravi
He knows all about it. he's hanging into the roof.
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I've brought a wonder watch for only rupees one hundred.
Ravi
why you call it a wonder watch?
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every time I look at it I wonder if it's still going
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Doctor, doctor! I 'm. slowly becoming invisible.
doctor
yes, I can see you are not all there.
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episode 3
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Really? mine still alive
awati
why are you looking at the mirror with with your eyes shut?
Ravi
I want to see what I look like when I am asleep
rinku
My dad is a great hunter in Australia. He shoots polar bears.
Ravi
But there Aren't any polar bear in Australia!
rinku
No? well, he must have shot all of them!
Ravi
doctor, doctor! I feel like a car!
doctor
Just park yourself out there!
teacher
how many of you want to go to heaven?
All put their hands up except rinku.
teacher
rinku, don't you want to go to heaven?
rinku
yes, miss but my mother told me to go straight home.
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what kind of fish is it?
man
Do these stairs take you to the third floor?
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