The Past...

"Brother NO !! I can't allow what you want to happen, it's too dangerous and there is no basis if those are real Terrorists" And I don't want to die yet! Where is his planet again so he got that rumor that this man is very gossipy, he even beat the female gossip.

"But Glen, this is the only way to increase our sales, and to increase the number of our readers. Don't you feel sorry for Daddy? That's why he had a heart attack because our News Paper Publication is weakening, and for heaven's sake you still care about basis?" *Brother*

Tsk !! Again eh! Do you feel guilty? We need a basis so that we will not suddenly be born if that is not true. What will my FANS think? That case is stupid\, the fool and I do not know\, duh! That's so embarrassing! *in my mind*

"Even Brother! More interesting news in the Philippines. Why with someone else who is elusive or hard to find? That kind of blow to the moon if you find the one you want !! eh?!!"

"I don't care Glen!" he removed his glasses and massaged the bridge of its nose "I have to risk everything now !! News Paper Publication is important and I will not let all our hard work be lost. And You have to understand me. You have to help me to this. For our Father sake." Brother

"Tsk !!! Again eh! I do not want to! I wish I could go back to Italy right away and at least there I can hide from my abnormal Brother! I even plan to threaten the canyon against the pirates!"

"Grace Lenver Silvia!" *Brother*

**"Brother!"**I sighed in frustration

"Why Mr. Chicharon Chen" I said to my abnormal Brother

"Calix, Glen. Calix not Chicharon" *Brother*

"I'm sorry, people just made a mistake too. You're just Chillax okay Brother. Do I know he's not one of the Chicharones?"

Hey, I can buy Chicharon later,

I suddenly crave

"Okay, Mr. Chen, whoever he is. Why is that your target to headline in your news Brother? Why don't you just look at other politicians' problems that are just pure waste management? You don't have a problem yet?"

My life will be quieter and I have the assurance that my life will improve.

Did you know that life is hard for Mrs. Junicia Pacquiao ?! Shucks! What am I thinking again.

"Because Calix Light Chen is the Golden Sardines!" *Brother*

"O.. My... God.. !!" I groaned**"Light! Light that is unconscious\, Light that does nothing but light\, Light that is naïve in the world. Light that only makes the sun shine. Light only! Light! Light ! Light!"**

"Don't play my drama there Glen" *Brother*

"Because again eh! Hays!! I thought my acting skills were still working?"

 just adjusted myself so that I would not look ignorant.

"Exactly that's what we need because you're good at acting Glen. You can quickly entered trough Chen Mansion effortless" *Brother*

"What am I going to do ?! I'm going to pretend to have a brain screw?" *I acted again *"Who's really missing the screw? Oh! Well, that's not me"

I said to my Brother who was abnormal

"Glen think about your fellow men. You are the only hope of the battalion in our Philippines" *Brother*

"Can't you just be over Acting Brother? Are you hungry?***Eat sneakers so you can come back to your senses.*" I said to Brother but of course not with the one in the back and I said in my mind..**

what kind of abnormality is said to be a battalion?

tsk!

tsk!

tsk! '

"Damn it! I'm serious here, once you get into Chen Mansion you will know a lot of information about the most famous heirs and Secret Mafia Clan in the world and their whereabouts and plans about terrorism such as Guns or explosive bombs." *Brother*

"Are they different from the Abu Sayyaf? Isn't their leader dead?"

I replied to my abnormal Brother

"Glen now I will ask for your favor again and this is not only for the good of our family but also the Philippines. Maybe you will be given a Heroes award when you finish this mission, maybe you can even change the statue of Jose Rizal in Rizal Park." *Brother*

"Brother !! .. I only want Oscar Awards, I don't have to replace Rizal's Statue in Rizal Park, Maybe there will be more fights for my beauty. It's a pity for my fans if I replace Rizal's statue. Okay?!"

"Just this once Glen help me !! I will not harm you, there is nothing wrong with this and we have many plans as long as that is so don't ask too many questions, my head hurts more with you .. eh!!." *Brother*

"Many plans really? You're not very prepared Brother ah!"

He chuckled

"needed eh !! so are you in or out?" *Brother*

In or Out I am in or out, I am In or Out.

hmm..

I'll think about it first.

I sighed in defeat

"Okay Fine !! I am... IN"

"I told you, you can't refuse me. So how can that be Good Luck to you !! You will enter as New Maid in Chen Mansion as Mesoz Karogagegagog. A provincial Englishman and a bit ambitious but kind." *Brother*

Maid?!

Oh Nooo!!

My Abnormal brother is not obviously ready?

Good Luck really to me.

Tsk!! Now that you get my being a secret agent?

Annoying to the highest level! The peg of the mission seems to be just a secret agent like Charles Angels just in case I am only one not three like in that show. Hays!! If I only had a choice, I would rather be like Dora the explorer and act like a wandering idiot than the missions with many of the moves you want.

Anyway Highway Far far away I will introduce my beautiful proud name maybe someone will enter my happiness again. Ahem!! Ahem!! By the way, I am your servant Grace Lenver Silvia but my families call me Glen or Grace so before everyone we are here now on my secret mission like Charles Angels with wings but I am alone against the 'bad terrorist it is said'. so when I see that terrorist this is what I will do to them..

'Hiyaaa Wataa Kataa'

'Crack'

Karate Style like Jet Lee..

My beautiful and goddess-like screen name as 'Mesoz Karogagegagog'  that comes from the mixture of blood burning mad, I mean the mixture AB with My brother's as Normal person in short my AB plus Normal plus Brother equals to Abnormal Brother Oh!! You see, I am so great great no!! is taken from the predicted I mean mixed names KESO, KERO KERO and of the drunken sayings That's not your, hmm!! Wait I just thinking.. aha!! That's the word Gage Gagog Karog, Oh!! You see, I am so great great no!!

Ahem!!

Here is my goddess wearing a getup for my Secret Mission.

Ahem!!

Skirt that seems to be a member of my foot. This is so bad! Is this 'skirt' really better than the old man or is it even better? And a blouse that my great great grandmothers probably wore. Of course there is no makeup to really come from the province.

Make the most of it and I have done my get up for my pretense. Hays!! No plastic, What I mean is Elastic! Broom Steak is just not enough to look like a witch in my outfit! it looks like my drama will be realistic.

I just shampooed my hair with LUX instead of straightening my precious hair so you will be surprised at the outcome. My hair just became curly and I took care of it for a few years!! Hays!! Is there really such a thing?

It's better to continue my storytelling, I'm just here again.

When I arrived at the Chen's mansion, I think my jaw dropped to my mouth. OMG Is it too BIG?! It looks like the Mall Of Asia. Just the gate of the Chen family is like the gate of the Vampires.

OMG!! Why is it that there are surrounding black clouds at the top of this house and I feel like lightning will strike immediately at any time like a storm that you do not know.

'Blagshiiing'

*Son of a Ghost !! Good morning saints! What kind of house is this?! I was swallowed up by a series of proud, How suddenly it happened like lightning. Oh !! I think this is the house of bad people.? When should I call Emman in Beauty and the Bestie just to watch over and protect me? or Ricardo "Cardo" Dalisay in Ang Probinsyano. Coco Martin is handsome because my love is so sweet. Char!! But he was really cute when he peeled you, he became what he was, wait, wait, I thought first who he was... hmmm !!! hahah!! PALOMA turned out to be the strong 'it said' the charm said the gossip *on the corner. No, it is not possible !! OH NOOOO !!! My Papa Coco is a gay?? I'm sorry, it's just one, hahaha! Papa Coco is my only One and Only I Love You, Papa Coco.

Hays!! Okay Okay .. You can do this Glen the dream dream from far far away is right. Grandpa Zeus inherited the lightning he got on Mount Olympus. !! Shacks !! Where is the connection??? OMG!! How can I get into this Hunted House? Where is the doorbell here? I was really looking for the doorbell. 'I think a typhoon will catch up with me here outside but I still can't find their pest door bell I mean doorbell. or maybe the magical word needs to be said OPEN SESAME to open the door this is their gate as high as Mount Everest!

"Who are you?" *Someone*

'Son of a cow wrapped in cow'

A camera came up to me from above the high gate. 'Maybe High Tech!' Social of their Mansion! Soon I saw an old maid on the TV Screen. Where did the TV Screen come from? eh! that didn't exist here before? I'm crazy! I no longer care about the sociality of the people who live here!

"Are you Mesoz Karogagegagog?"

asked the old maid on the TV Screen,

She was the one who said 'who are you?' to me earlier.

Hmm!!

Smile before you open I mean before you answer 

"at your serviys ma'am"

**English, Karog is wrong, English should be wrong haha, this is exciting**'What will be happen?'

"Okay, you can come in" *Old maid*

The TV Screen disappeared along with the removal of the machine when the big gate suddenly opened? Oh, maybe it was true in my mind earlier, maybe this is the house of the Vampires because the gate opens automatically, right?

Spell WOW!!..

W to O to W!!

WOW!! What a lovely place is this?!

*'Blagshiiing'

'You son of monkey that ate guava fruit!' Is it as sudden as lightning. Earlier, the weather was nice, the weather was good, all the blue clouds were over, and now it seems that it is storming with the force of the wind with more rain.  I will not really be surprised that Chicharon will be the Son of Vampires, dipping Vinegar is what I mean !! Calix Light Chen, eh! Why do I think of Chicharon? ' Hays!! I might just be hungry.*

I can already hear the surname Chen but I have not seen even a shadow of who they are ?! Maybe the old young man the women are kissing is Light? OMG! We're dead !! NO That is not allowed. !! I don't like that, scary!!

Dubidoo where will you help me!!

'huhuhu!!'

"Ms. Mesoz"  *Old Maid*

*The old maid was on the machine earlier. How did he get out of that machine? Char!!

'It's just a matter of getting up this net maid, It's like just getting up from the coffin from the pit. Shocks!'*

"Why don't you call me by my last name?"

You asked me more, my last name is so easy with so much simplicity it seems like 1 plus 1 divide 100 divide 55 that's how easy my goddess surname is.

"You asked too much Ms. Mesoz because I don't want you to do anything? *Poker Face* You can just follow me instead of asking me so many questions" *Old Maid*

So, I also followed her, she said, I think I'm obedient, huh! She took me to a room full of office and books or Is this an office and here I will get blood? Am I right?!. Hmmm .. Last guess, library of Vampires [-,..,-] here.?! 'huhuhu' I want to go home 'huhuhu' char!!

Bwahahaha!!

**"Wait here first because Senyor Calix is still getting dressed"

**said the old maid again.

"All right, Thank Tyu"

I smiled close-up immediately even though my English was wrong.

Look at this old maid, here you are, just looking at my beauty? Let's just say I don't know English. What can I do, this wrong English maid is Karog?!

It's embarrassing for Lady Gaga to do Ms. Poker Face.

Looking I just look around. Hmmm!?! I'm pretty sure I have spy cameras here. That's what my Big Brother said was abnormal before I even went to this hunted house. Because the security of the Chen people, you know, it's a big deal!

It seems that these people have already bought all the CCTVs throughout the Philippines. Shacks !? Very proud. The only question there is if...

I'm still proud so called the owner I mean will be my boss here

"What is that! Not even a single Picture can be seen hanging here?"

"Ahem!! Why are you looking for a picture here?" *Someone*

Oh My Vegetables!

Shit like sticky!!

It's like more sticky than chewing gum in viscosity.

Who is this handsome angel who fell from heaven and came before me?

Am I in heaven or am I still in the Chen's mansion?

But why is my handsome angel frowning?

Is my happiness wrinkled, high beauty or angelic face?

Piolo Pascual is that you?

Why do you think your eyes narrow?

He came over and sat down at his table and told me...

"You can now take your seat Ms. Karogagogag?"

He must be Señorito Calix that the old maid said earlier.

"Correction Karogagegagog sir not Karogagogag"

I corrected him because he said my last name was wrong.

Right social!

My tongue no longer knots when I speak English.

"Ms. Karogagogag? Maybe I will just call you by your name, Ms. Mesoz? Can that still be considered a name?" *Sir Calix*

Sure sir! Don't be like that sir handsome I mean sir calix, my Abnormal Brother didn't give me much OA?

"Sir my name is Beautiful like it is brand new too and fresh"

In fact, in one shake the brain and lack of screws the brain from that ugly name.

Shacks!

It's really ugly!

Promise.

"Okay, I get your point" *Sir Calix*

"Where did u see it? Where is the point sir? It's there in you're right or in you're left side or in upper you're table or below you're table sir?"

Hahaha I'm really good!

He just frowned.

Sir calix's face is really bad omen he seems to be just pretending to be a good man.

"Never mind"**then one of sir's eyebrows rose again, then at the same time he frowned again and said"You're from Zambales?"* *Sir Calix

"Sir Yes Sir!! "

I added that salute from

clap

*clap*

*clap*

"Single??" *Sir Calix*

"And ready to mingle**with you sir can I ?."**

Of course I didn't say that last part maybe what sir calix will tell me.

Smile close-up smile at once!

The pain in the mouth earlier I had a close-up smile here!

"And you don't know how to cook? How can you marry that when you don't know how to cook?" *Sir Calix*

"I believe in the saying that if there is a way, there is no way, so I certainly believe that cooking doesn't matter. I am not applying to be you're wife sir I am entering to your Mansion as you're maid meaning clean everywhere, clean you're clothes, straight you're clothes, and also cleaning you're plates if there is a food left"

I'm really good at English

His forehead furrowed even more as if he was already tired. so very serious eh?!

Even though it was a super duper effort for me to close-up my smile here, sir, on the other hand, is not smiling, it's still bad, sir is still SUPPLIED like a menopausal woman!

"So why are you applying as my maid?" *Sir Calix*

"Because I believe that everyone deserves to reach their dreams sir. I need to work hard for my family and for my future. So poor of life for now sir and I really need this work sir. I will promise to do my job in sick and in healthy. Just accept me as Maid. You will not regret it because my work will be improved, my cleaning of your beautiful house sir, Promise sir. I thank you."

I even beat Ms. Earth in my speech as I sat on the throne. The face is really raised like a cobra peg! even wrong wrong to carry still. but my head hurts in my speech sister.

"Very Good! I like you!" Sir Calix

Sir look at my credentials because he seems to like it?

"You think of your family's welfare rather than your own." *Sir Calix*

"Oh sir! Not only my family sir but also include the families in the Philippines" is true! right?

"Will you run for president of the Philippines?" *Sir Calix*

"I hope if I can, sir, in case I am too good to be the president of our country of birth" I answered Sir Calix's question.

"Oh well, It is Free to Dream On."**He has closed my application folder and you will not see a single smile. Sir calix looked at me badly and said"All right, you're hired."* *Sir Calix

"Really sir?! As in, I'm IN.... I... N.... sir?!"

"What IN did you say?" *Sir Calix*

"Accept or Enter sir, not outside Sir, because outside Sir is Out."**I even I close my face to sir calix. It's just a handsome angel."Sir oh! That is an English but you don't get it sir!"**

'Tehihihi'

"Tsk!! Whatever" *Sir Calix*

This guy is so rude!!

Thank you and you are handsome!

If I hadn't I would have thrown you in the rotten trash for a long time.

In my dreams!!

'Bwahahaha'

O.. My..!!

Oh...!!

Mr. Calix's handsome angel is really just a case of being conceived out of resentment. when the lord poured out his resentment he caught them all.

Hays!!

Life is like life again.

Oh!!

I forgot to ask something, wait, I will ask sir calix.

"Will I start my work sir?!"

"Yes, just look for Sharon later" *then sir calix stood up and continued what he was going to say"Because she will help you with the housework" *Sir Calix

"Sir stop!! In the name of the father, of the son and to the holy spirit! Where I can find Sharon sir?"

I asked sir calix before he left.

"It's up to you to find out." *Sir Calix*

Why did the vampire's son turn his back on me because I'm so nice that he'll turn his back on me? In my mind. I thought it was over, but the vampire menopause who became a handsome angel had a claim.

"I don't have that problem anymore. Tsk !! I'm leaving !! I have an appointment and important meeting to attend" *Sir Calix*

Then sir calix disappeared like a bubble he was really conceived maybe in the Vampire it was scary, 

Oh!!

It looks like the TV show the Vampires are becoming bats like that because sir calix is really terrifying me. in my horror my feathers are rising!!

The most rude! Crucify you like Jesus so you can find what you are looking for?!

Tsk!

The size of this house, where can I find my future partner in crime, Sharon??

Hays!!

I said to myself.

The handsome face of Mr. Calix Light Chen is probably worse than the devil in hell. The only difference is the balance between the good and the bad. I just don't know! I need to find my Partner in Crime so that I can find out the ins and outs of this palace-like and the many completed jobs!

VERY GOOD! Grace you are really a perfect best actress you can even replace Rizal's Statue! Long live all women! Long live the Philippines! Long live the newly weds! Long live everyone on earth, only you will lose your life

My fate will be very sad !! Big Brother in PBB Help me please.

'huhuhu'

Help me!!

God Gave me...

Help!!