1:30 am

I_pooped (Sophia)

GUYS!

GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!

Cereal_killer (Caleb)

WTF?! What do you want at this hour of night?

I_pooped

Well, hello to you too, sunshine.

If you open your eyes just a little more, you will realise that technically it's a new day.

Cereal_killer

This better be good, Soph.

Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe)

What is it, Soph?

Are you okay?

I_pooped

No! I need you guys!

Yes_you_suck (Mia)

Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Are you okay though, Soph?

Is something wrong?

I_ pooped

Um...yeah, something is very wrong.

Cereal_killer

Spill. What is it?

I_pooped

I am bored.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Yes_you_suck

You can consider yourself dead.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?!

BEACH!

Why was I even worrying?

Cereal_killer

Wth is wrong with you Soph?

Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds?

I_pooped

I can't sleep.

Please don't leave me alone guys. Please?

Yes_you_suck

You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow

I am asking myself why I am still here.

I_pooped

Because you love me, Chloe

Please y'all, just for five minutes?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

I_pooped

Come on, you guys.

We can play something, maybe...

Just one round of truth and dare, please?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fine...

You are lucky that we love you.

I_pooped

Yay!

Chloe! You first.

Truth or dare?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first.

Cereal_killer

Come on, Chloe, do it, pick dare.

Yes_you_suck

Yes, Chloe! Pick dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare?

I_pooped

Come on Chloe, you are our daredevil.

Do it. PLEASE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cereal_killer

Yasss!

I will give you the dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You better dare me to adopt a pet or else...

Cereal_killer

Oh, please. I have an even better dare.

So, basically, you just have to send a text.

Yes_you_suck

Omg, Cal, is this about that?

Chloe_awesome_scott

About what?

What text?

Cereal_killer

Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete.

So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*()

Chloe_awesome_scott

Who is this?

Don't tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger.

I_pooped

Nah, that dare is getting kinda old.

Cereal_killer

Oh, you don't have to profess your love.

It's a simple text: "what are you hiding?"

Chloe_awesome_scott

Really?!

Well, here's your answer.

They are hiding your brain somewhere.

Yes_you_suck

Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe.

I_pooped

Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown

Chloe_awesome_scott

This is blackmail.

You are all gumasses.

Cereal_killer

And, you are not?

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! I am awesome^

Yes_you_suck

Complete the dare and prove it, then.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, whatever...

It's not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything.

I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown...

To: !@#$%^&*()

What are you hiding?

There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning!

The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text...until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number:

What am I hiding?

Well, isn't it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.

I stared at the text for a few minutes in horror. The profile picture was blank. The username was: The_real_prince_charming, hinting at the fact that it was a guy, most probably.

I knew, I should have just ignored the text or blocked the number or something, but, my curiosity and the need to show this cocky dude his right place got the best out of me.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Stop, dude. Who tf are you?

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

?

The_real_prince_charming

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow, people are soooooooo creative these days.

The_real_prince_charming

Ikr?!

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Chloe_awesome_scott

Why am I even surprised?

That username already hinted at your creativity.

Kudos to your originality, dude.

The_real_prince_charming

Well, what can I say, I was born original.

Chloe_awesome_scott

FYI, it was sarcasm, Mr. original

The_real_prince_charming

Welp! I am offended.

That username is no joke. It is original.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

I have seen at least five hundred profiles claiming they are 'prince_charming'

The_real_prince_charming

Correction, sweetheart: I am the 'real' prince_charming

Chloe_awesome_scott

Sureeeeeeee

Whatever floats your boat.

And, don't you dare call me 'sweetheart' again.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, sweetheart?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Stop!

You don't know me and I don't know you.

The_real_prince_charming

Oh, but, I do know you.

You are the narcissist-est kid of this century.

Chloe_awesome_scott

First, don't call me kid.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, kid?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Second, let me finish first, grandpa.

The_real_prince_charming

You didn't have to go for 'grandpa', sweetheart.

There is an even better option, if you know what I mean

Chloe_awesome_scott

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Of course, mommy, nice try.

The_real_prince_charming

Damn it!

Chloe_awesome_scott

Third, stop interrupting me. Try your luck somewhere else.

I am not going to give you what you are looking for, 'mommy'

Now, back to the topic.

Narcissist-est is no word.

The_real_prince_charming

But, that's the only word in my dictionary that can apply to the ego of Chloe 'awesome' scott

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU ARE THE ONE TO SAY MR. PRINCE_CHARMING.

The_real_prince_charming

CORRECTION, SWEETS: REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP GIVING ME NICKNAMES AND STOP COPYING ME.

The_real_prince_charming

BUT, I NEVER COPIED YOU!

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?

The_real_prince_charming

WHY CAN'T I? YOU DON'T HAVE A COPYRIGHT OVER CAPS.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, whatever you say, you annoying son of a biscuit.

The_real_prince_charming

That's right, love. I am son of a biscuit, and I am very delicious-

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! Stop right there!

Wtf is wrong with you?!

The_real_prince_charming

You should have asked that to yourself before sending me a text at a creepy hour.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, it was my fault!

H.A.P.P.Y?

The_real_prince_charming

A man can never be H.A.P.P.Y sweetheart.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Seriously?!

Now, wtf is that supposed to mean?

The_real_prince_charming

Didn't they ever teach you the full form of H.A.P.P.Y.

Having A -?

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! STOP! I don't wanna know your dirty full forms.

The_real_prince_charming

Having A Pregnancy per year

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

....

.....

......

I am scarred for life now.

I will never be able to think of 'happy' in the same way.

All thanks to you.

Thank you for making me forever sad.

The_real_prince_charming

Why, you are most welcome, sweetheart.

And, aw, don't be sad.

I will make you hap-

Chloe_awesome_scott

CUT IT OUT, DUDE!

AND, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.

I ONLY SENT THE TEXT BECAUSE I WAS DARED TO.

I AM NOT EVEN A LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE HIDING.

The_real_prince_charming

DARE? HMM...INTERESTING.

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP COPYING ME!

The_real_prince_charming

I AM NOT!

Chloe_awesome_scott

WHATEVER.

It was NOT nice knowing you, hope we never talk again.

The_real_prince_charming

Wait, sweetheart, are you dying?

Why are you saying your goodbyes already?

Chloe_awesome_scott

I TOLD YOU I AM NOT INTERESTED.

SO, BYE!

The_real_prince_charming

SO, YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING THIS WEREWOLF, MATE?

Chloe_awesome_sccott

...

....

WTF IS THIS AGAIN?

WEREWOLF AND MATE, REALLY?!

WOW! CREATIVITY AT ITS PEAK.

The_real_prince_charming

WELL WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DARED TO ASK ME THAT.

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, I AM HIDING SOMETHING BIG.

YOU ARE LUCKY I TOLD YOU, MATE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

I AM NOT YOUR MATE!

The_real_prince_charming

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chloe_awesome_scott

WTF?! I TAKE THAT BACK!

I AM NOT ANYTHING!

I AM A HUMAN WHO LOVES ANIMALS!

BYE, MR. SELF-PROCLAIMED REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING.

The_real_prince_charming

OH, NOT SO EASILY, MATE.

NOT BEFORE YOU TELL ME WHO DARED YOU.

Well, I was not about to tell him that. Not before I talked to them myself first.

I was sneakily browsing through the pictures of some cute puppies, zoning out the monotonous voice of our history teacher, who was droning on and on in the front of the classroom, when a notification popped up on the top.

I_pooped (Sophia)

Someone save me.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Let me guess. You are bored?

I_pooped

NO!

Cereal_killer (Caleb)

Even better, you wanna play truth and dare?

Chloe_awesome_scott

And, obviously, I have to go first and pick dare?

I_pooped

-__-

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wait, soph., how come you are awake?

Aren't you in physics right now?

I_pooped

Guys-

Yes_you_suck (Mia)

OMG! OMG! OMG! GUYS!

SOMEONE HELP!

Chloe_awesome_scott

How can we help you, Mia?

Maybe, by texting a random dude?

Yes_you_suck

Wtf?! No!

Cereal_killer

Wow! Someone is snappy today!

Chloe_awesome_scott

First of all, try staying up late on a school night.

Cereal_killer

Oh, come on, we all did.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Secondly, try waking up and have a lovely conservation with an annoying, cocky SOB, who freaking shatters your beliefs of the word 'h.a.p.p.y' an tries to delude you into believing that he is some kind of a werewolf straight out of some fantasy book and you are his 'mate'

I_pooped

Woah

Cereal_killer

Woah

Yes_you_suck

Woah

Chloe_awesome_scott

That's all you guys have?

I_pooped

Omg no! Wait...Mia you needed help with something?

Yes_you_suck

OMIGOSH YES!

SOMEONE HELP OR I WILL SWOON RIGHT NOW.

Cereal_killer

What? Mia, are you okay? Since, when do you do swooning?

Yes_you_suck

SINCE, MY LONG TIME CRUSH LIAM DECIDED TO SIT NEXT TO ME!

Cereal_killer

Wtf?! You had a crush and you never even told us!

I_pooped

Yes, wtf, mia?! Why are we finding this out just now?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Who's Liam again?

Btw, my situation is graver.

If you guys don't help me, I just might pull my hair out.

Yes_you_suck

GUYS! I HAVE TO GO!

LIAM JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS LAUGHING.

SEE YOU ALL LATER.

WISH ME LUCK!

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Is this even our Mia anymore?

I_pooped

Are you going to leave us because of this Liam guy now?

Cereal_killer

Are you going to stop hanging out with us?

Yes_you_suck

-_-

I just asked for a good luck to talk to my crush, not this emotional crap you all are pulling at me out of nowhere.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, just make sure that he is not one of those people who hurt animals.

Yes_you_suck

OH GOD, CHLOE! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE OWNS A CUTE LITTLE-

Chloe_awesome_scott

???

I_pooped

???

Cereal_killer

???

Guys, that girl has disappeared.

I_pooped

Liam will take her away from us :'(

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wtf?! She is gone! There's no need to do this again.

Now, tell me who is the dude, I texted last night?

Cereal_killer

A five year old kid

I_pooped

A sixty year old man

Cereal_killer

A mafia

I_pooped

A billionaire

Cereal_killer

A drug lord

I_pooped

A serial killer

Cereal_killer

Hey, that's me! I am the only cereal_killer in block

I_pooped

Yeah, whatever. A zombie, then?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow!

Why not settle with his theory and call him a werewolf?

Cereal_killer

Hold on, he said that he is a werewolf?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Were you guys even listening to me?

I_pooped

Of course! Just ask him if he has a mate...

Chloe_awesome_scott

Yeah, now I know, you were TOTALLY listening.

Cereal_killer

Wait, Chloe, what else did he say?

Did he reveal his identity?

Did he tell you what he is hiding?

Chloe_awesome_scott

So, you guys really don't know him?

What if he actually is a five year old kid who flirts with strangers for kicks and giggles?

WAIT!

How tf did you get his number?

Cereal_killer

Oh, that...

He goes to our school.

I_pooped

Has a very skeptical identity.

Cereal_killer

Is definitely hiding something.

I_pooped

All the girls are crushing on him

Except mia, she has liam now.

Chloe_awesome_scott

What about me? I am not crushing on anyone!

I don't even know him!

I haven't even seen his face!

You all just decided to use me to find out what he is hiding?

Cereal_killer

Soph, wait! You said all the girls are crushing on him...

Does that include you too?

Because if it does, then, tell us rn!

We don't want you to drop a bomb on us like Mia.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Again...were you guys even listening to me?

I_pooped

Wth, Caleb no! I am not crushing on him!

No one can ever take Will's place in my heart...

Chloe_awesome_scott

This is really irrelevant rn.

Cereal_killer

Oh God, soph, you are still hung up on that cold, heartless prince?

Chloe_awesome_scott

GUYS?

I_pooped

*gasp* that's cruel, cal. He is not cold or heartless!

Chloe_awesome_scott

Who tf is this Will now?

And, who is this prince?

Cereal_killer

Lmao, chlo, they are the same person. He is soph's celebrity crush.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Oh God, this topic really is irrelevant.

I_pooped

Oh gosh, I am hungry now.

I exited the irrelevant and random conversation when at least one fifty messages popped up in my notifications from The_real_prince_charming. I clicked on the messages and my eyes widened when I saw that he had spammed me with the same message one fifty times.

The_real_prince_charming

MATE

MATE

MATE

MATE

MATE

MATE

MATE

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

Go and get a life, you annoying SOB!

The_real_prince_charming

Yo, mate, what's up?

Chloe_awesome_scott

STOP CALLING ME MATE!

The_real_prince_charming

MATE

Chloe_awesome_scott

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AM YOUR MATE RIGHT?

The_real_prince_charming

ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED THAT, MATE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

OKAY, THEN.

HERE WE GO.

I, CHLOE SCOTT REJECT YOU-

The_real_prince_charming

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chloe_awesome_scott

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

ALSO, STOP TYPING IN CAPS.

The_real_prince_charming

NEVER!

ALSO, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHO DARED YOU?

Chloe_awesome_scott

NEVER!

OR MAYBE, WHEN FIRST YOU TELL ME, WHO ARE YOU, REALLY?

The_real_prince_charming

YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?

Chloe_awesome_scott

MHM...

The_real_prince_charming

ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

Chloe_awesome_scott

STFU AND TELL ME!

The_real_prince_charming

OKAY...DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN.

Chloe_awesome_scott

CUT IT OUT!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

The_real_prince_charming

A FIVE YEAR OLD KID WHO FLIRTS WITH STARNGERS FOR KICKS AND GIGGLES.