Bts Chatbox ;) (Book 2)
INTRODUCTION
Author MIN aka Clown
Hello Everyone ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡
Author MIN aka Clown
To those of you who know me: YOUR CRAZIEST IDIOTIC AUTHOR WHO LOST HER PASSWORD IS BACK
Author MIN aka Clown
To those of you who don't know me: Hi I'm Min [I'm Min Yoongi's sister and he doesn't even know I exist ;)]
I have a Chat Story on MT, it's called "BTS ChatBox ;)" and it's on my other account
Author MIN aka Clown
But you see my beautiful self lost the login details for that account and now I'm logged out and MT isn't replying to my 100000 emails I sent them sooo :")
Author MIN aka Clown
MT probably hate me or something idek :")
Author MIN aka Clown
But well anyways I'm continuing here cuz writing these text stories and making BTS look like actual idiots makes me HAPPY 👁️👄👁️
Author MIN aka Clown
So I would like to suggest you to read book 1 before you read this cuz some things might be interconnected lmao
Author MIN aka Clown
Here's Book 1
I MISS MY BOOK SO SO MUCH PLSSSS 😭😭😭
Author MIN aka Clown
But it's ok cuz when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade out of them 😌
Author MIN aka Clown
So I hope you enjoy this book , tysm for reading!
Author MIN aka Clown
I PURPLE YOU 💜
Happy Halloween!
Golden Kook
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Mochi
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE 🎃
Golden Kook
Let's go get candyyy
God of Destruction
Happy Halloween guys
Angel Hope
Ahh it's Halloween
Angel Hope
My favorite holiday 🙄
Worldwide Handsome
Ikr it's my fav too Hobi 🙄
Mochi
Are you guys being serious or--
Angel Hope
We are being sarcastic 🙄
Worldwide Handsome
Why do people like a holiday filled with GHOSTS AND MONSTERS LIKE---
Angel Hope
GHOSTS AND MONSTERS ARE SCARY
God of Destruction
I like Halloween cuz it's fun to dress up
Swaegy Grandpa
I like Halloween cuz I get to scare kids
Vantae
I LIKE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE I GET TO GO TRICK OR TREATING AND I GET CANDY YUMM 🤤
Mochi
NO WAY SAME HERE SOULMATE
Golden Kook
Are you both done or..?
Golden Kook
Anyways what are you guys dressing up as?
Angel Hope
How does one dress like Scooby Doo?
Mochi
By wearing this, I will transform into Scooby Dooby Doo
Golden Kook
Ahh well good thing it's an outfit for short kids, it will fit you perfectly
Vantae
I'm being Shaggy, Scooby Doo's best friend!
Mochi
Yes cuz me and Tae are best friends forever 😙
Worldwide Handsome
So you guys finally betrayed JK huh?
Golden Kook
Wdym betrayed me?!?
Golden Kook
I have my own plans 😤
Swaegy Grandpa
And what are your plans..?
Golden Kook
Im dressing up as Malfoy, Draco Malfoy 😤😤
Golden Kook
Wanna know why?
Worldwide Handsome
No Yoongi you shouldn't have--
Golden Kook
SO NAMJOON HYUNG CAN SCREAM "SHUT UP MALFOY" AT ME 😏😏
Worldwide Handsome
I told you Yoongi, you shouldn't have
Angel Hope
#JK is a Joonie simp
God of Destruction
I will never say Shut up Malfoy again--
Golden Kook
SHUT UP MALFOYYY
Swaegy Grandpa
May I please know how you are gonna dress up as Malfoy?
Golden Kook
Oh ty for asking 😏
Worldwide Handsome
SERIOUSLY YOONGI?
Golden Kook
So this is Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies
Golden Kook
So well Malfoy has blonde hair so I'm gonna dye my hair Blonde , then put on some Slytherin robes and I'm ready 😌
God of Destruction
What about the British accent?
Golden Kook
I can be British 😤
God of Destruction
You need a wand too
God of Destruction
And most importantly Draco is quite MEAN, so how are you gonna be mean?
Golden Kook
I'm pretty mean
Worldwide Handsome
You should ask me Joonie, he isn't lying when he says he's mean
Golden Kook
Yeah I'm mean to Jin Hyung!
Mochi
He's also mean to his Jimin Hyung
Swaegy Grandpa
He's not mean to me.
Vantae
Not mean to me either
God of Destruction
He's definitely not mean to me
Golden Kook
So it's a 50:50 ratio !
God of Destruction
Anyways me and Jin Hyung are dressing up as Cinderella and her prince
Worldwide Handsome
Yes. I'm Cinderella ofcourse 😌
God of Destruction
*Jinderella
God of Destruction
And I'm Jinderella hyung's prince
Golden Kook
Can you please tell me WHO INSPIRED THIS?
Worldwide Handsome
Ahh it's our ARMY
God of Destruction
Well you see I was on the secret account I use to spy on ARMYs and I came across THIS:
Worldwide Handsome
So we decided to make ARMYs edit a reality!
Swaegy Grandpa
Definitely looking forward to this.
Vantae
Yoongi Hyung what are you dressing up as?
Swaegy Grandpa
ARMY did this for me and it infired me--
God of Destruction
Inspired
Golden Kook
INFIRES MANNNN
Angel Hope
Oh my gosh I want that rock!
Angel Hope
Anyways guys I'm dressing up as the Sun!
Vantae
You don't even need to dress up hyung--
Mochi
-- you are already the sun
Vantae
Soulmates completing each other's sentences 🤭
Golden Kook
Joon Hyung is there a spell which can make someone disappear from the chat?
God of Destruction
Yeah it's called "Kicking someone from the group chat" JK
Golden Kook has removed Mochi and Vantae from the chat
Angel Hope
Someone's jealous..
Golden Kook
Who? Not me! I'm not jealous!
Golden Kook
NOOOO WAYYY am I jealous
God of Destruction
Ahh Draco Malfoy was quite jealous of Harry Potter too
God of Destruction
Good going JK!
Golden Kook
Ohh thanks Hyung--
Angel Hope has added Mochi and Vantae
Angel Hope
It's for your own good JK
Angel Hope
VMIN in the chat -> JK getting jealous -> Joon complimenting JK!
Golden Kook
I like the way you think Hyung (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
God of Destruction
I don't like the way you both think
Vantae
Why were we both kicked out from the chat?
Golden Kook
Oh cuz I was JEALOUS
Golden Kook
Joonie Hyung it's time for you to say something
(灬º‿º灬)♡
Golden Kook
Something like "Good job JK!" or "You are very good at this JK!"
God of Destruction
"Good job JK"
God of Destruction
"You are very good at this JK"
Worldwide Handsome
Stop trying to steal my prince JK
Golden Kook
No Jinderella 😒
Mochi
I-- I think I was better off when I was kicked out from this chat
Mochi
Someone kick me out please
Vantae
Your wish is my command
Vantae
Now someone kick me out
Swaegy Grandpa has removed Vantae
Golden Kook
Alrighty well it's time to go dye my hair bye everyone
Swaegy Grandpa
Why do I even bother-- like why do I even bother to check this chat?!?!
Angel Hope
Wait--I'm pretty sure rocks don't have phone's-- how do you have a phone?
Swaegy Grandpa
Like you, a SUN, has a phone
Swaegy Grandpa
How is your phone not burning?
God of Destruction
Jinderella hyung let's go get dressed up
Worldwide Handsome
Yes I cannot wait 😌
God of Destruction and Worldwide Handsome have left
Angel Hope
Do rocks breathe?
Angel Hope
Then if you turn into a rock, how are you gonna breathe?
A/N: - I'm in actual LOVE with Draco Malfoy like I cannot even-- 🤧 I'm in love with both the actor and the character ahhh 😭🤧
- I dressed up as Professor Snape from Harry Potter for Halloween 😏 My sister even said I look like him 😏 #MissionCOMPLETE 😏
- I missed writing these episodes soo much! I was going through the comments on the other Chatbox and every single one of them made me smile! Ahhh I purple you guys soo much 💜
Joonie and His Crabs
God of Destruction
Hey guys
God of Destruction
Has anyone seen my crabs?
God of Destruction
2 of them are missing
Angel Hope
Hmmm missing crabs 🤔
Swaegy Grandpa
I obviously haven't because I'm recovering
Mochi
Yah Yoongi Hyung please recover soon 🤧🤧🤧🤧
Mochi
I wanna hug youuu 🤧🤧
Swaegy Grandpa
Yeah I am recovering well
Swaegy Grandpa
JK and Tae don't leave my side even for a second so I'm doing good :)
Vantae
We take turns in taking care of Hyung :)
Angel Hope
What?!? That's so unfair! I asked Yoongi Hyung if I can take care of him and he told me to go away 😐
Mochi
He did the same to me Hobi Hyung 😐
God of Destruction
He doesn't even let me come close to him cuz he fears I'll break something 😑
Swaegy Grandpa
Guys I told Taekook to leave too
Swaegy Grandpa
But they never listen and keep coming back and now I'm tired of telling them to go away 🙄
Vantae
Btw guys where's Jin Hyung?
Mochi
Idk probably admiring his face somewhere
Angel Hope
I think he's in the kitchen
Worldwide Handsome
EXCUSE ME JIMIN?
Worldwide Handsome
I KNOW I ADMIRE MY HANDSOME FACE A LOT BUT HOW CAN I ADMIRE MY FACE WHEN THERE'S A LIL CAT WHO I NEED TO FEED?
Worldwide Handsome
You better be sorry 😤
Swaegy Grandpa
Umm Hyung did you just call me a lil cat-?
Worldwide Handsome
Yes I did 😌
Worldwide Handsome
Cuz you are my lil baby cat 🐈
Angel Hope
So guys I've found a song we can all sing for Yoongi Hyung
God of Destruction
What is it?
Angel Hope
🎶You're my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin
You're my sweetie pie
You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums
You're the apple of my eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear 🎶
Swaegy Grandpa
How about no?
Angel Hope
*How about yes?
Angel Hope
See guys Yoongi Hyung agreed!
Worldwide Handsome
Okay guys so we are gonna sing this song to Yoongi every single day now
Worldwide Handsome
And that's on PERIODT.
Golden Kook
NO BUT I CANT SEE ANYTHING TRALALALLALALALLALALLA
Swaegy Grandpa
Didn't Joonie lose his crabs or something? Can you guys please talk about that now 💀
God of Destruction
Oh right
God of Destruction
2 of my crabs are missing
God of Destruction
Have any of you seen them?
Worldwide Handsome
Well I haven't seen any crabs but I did hear some noise coming from Jimin's room last night
God of Destruction
WHAT- I DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
Worldwide Handsome
NONONO I DONT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Worldwide Handsome
I mean like the noise sounded like it was crabs rubbing their claws or whatever
Golden Kook
You mean they were rubbing their pincers?
Worldwide Handsome
Yeah that
Vantae
Woahh how do you know so much about crabs JK?
Golden Kook
I might've researched about crabs to impress Joon Hyung 👉👈
God of Destruction
You don't need to research about crabs to impress me JK
God of Destruction
I'm already quite impressed
Worldwide Handsome
What about your crabs Joon?
God of Destruction
Oh yeah
Vantae
Oh god Joon Hyung used the full name
Angel Hope
Jimin's as good as a dead boy now
Mochi
I'm taller than Yoongi Hyung
Swaegy Grandpa
Does it look like I care?
Golden Kook
Lol Jimin Hyung is still a shortie
Golden Kook
Once a shortie forever a shortie
Mochi
One day I will be taller than you JK
Golden Kook
Yeah sure I'll be waiting for that day 🤡
God of Destruction
Can you guys argue later?
God of Destruction
JIMIN RETURN MY CRABS TO ME
God of Destruction
RIGHT.NOW.
God of Destruction
I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES
God of Destruction
AND AFTER 5 MINUTES I NEED MY CRABS
Mochi
Could I have 10 minutes?
God of Destruction
ILL GIVE YOU 2 MINUTES NOW
God of Destruction
AND YOUR TIME STARTS NOW
Mochi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mochi
HYUNG I LOST CRABJIM IM SORRY
Worldwide Handsome
OOO you stole the crab named after yourself Jimin?
Mochi
I borrowed CrabJim cuz I wanted to see if he's as pretty as me
Mochi
And I found CrabKoo and CrabKoo was looking so cute so I borrowed him too 😍
Mochi
And I kept both of them under my pillow
Mochi
And they were there yesterday but when I checked today CrabJim was missing 😭
God of Destruction
Just two questions Jimin
God of Destruction
1. WHO PUTS CRABS UNDER A PILLOW?
Swaegy Grandpa
This is kinda fun to witness 🥂
Mochi
I'm sorry I panicked
God of Destruction
2. HOW COULD YOU LOSE A WHOLE A*S FREAKIN CRAB ISTG-
Mochi
He just wasn't there 😭
God of Destruction
GIVE ME CRABKOO BACK AND FIND CRABJIM ASAP
God of Destruction
OR ELSE 😃🔪
Mochi
TAE AND JK COME HELP ME
Golden Kook
What do I get in return?
Mochi
I'll give you banana milk JK
Mochi
And before you ask me Tae, I'll take care of Tannie for one week
Vantae
Oo how did you know I was gonna ask you?
God of Destruction
You guys can flirt later
God of Destruction
FIND ME CRABJIM
God of Destruction
DID U FIND CRABJIM?
Mochi
Well we couldn't find CrabJim in the house
Mochi
So we went outside to search for him
Mochi
And we saw him go into a trash can
Vantae
Yeah that was weird
Vantae
Who goes into a trash can?!?
Golden Kook
CrabJim goes to a trash can.
Mochi
Yah that's one weird crab
Worldwide Handsome
What happened next?
Mochi
Well a garbage truck came and took all the trash away
Swaegy Grandpa
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
God of Destruction
So you are telling me that CrabJim is in a FREAKING GARBAGE TRUCK???!
God of Destruction
MY POOR CRABJIM
God of Destruction
HIS LIFE HAS COME TO AN END
God of Destruction
HIS LIFE WILL NOT GO ON ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mochi
And he isn't ded...yet
Mochi
How was I supposed to know that crabs can walk and go to the trash can? 😭
God of Destruction
Crabs obviously walk 💀
Golden Kook
Fun fact: Crabs walk sideways
Angel Hope
JK just had a big brain moment
Golden Kook
I love Hobi Hyung
Golden Kook
From now on I'm gonna say ILH
Swaegy Grandpa
you mean ily?
Golden Kook
ILH = I love Hobi Hyung 😌✨
Angel Hope
ILJ = I love Jungkook 😚
Vantae
Well ILJ can also be I love Jin Hyung 😌
Mochi
ILJ can also be I love Jimin 🙄
Swaegy Grandpa
ILY is I love Yoongi 👀
Worldwide Handsome
ILN is I love NAMJOON 😌
God of Destruction
Guess what ILCJ stands for?
God of Destruction
It's I love CRAB JIM
God of Destruction
AND I LOST CRAB JIM
God of Destruction
BECAUSE OF YOU
God of Destruction
AGGHHHHHHH
Mochi
Chill Hyung I'll buy you a new CrabJim
God of Destruction
No I don't want CrabJim anymore
God of Destruction
You, my dear Jimin, are going to buy me a crab
God of Destruction
And I'm going to name it CrabJIN instead of CrabJim
God of Destruction
Because you are not worthy enough to have a crab named after you 😤
Angel Hope
Can you name a crab C-Hope?
God of Destruction
ohh good idea
God of Destruction
Jimin buy me two crabs
Swaegy Grandpa
What about Crabgles? taken from the name Yoongles
God of Destruction
Oh yes! Jimin buy me 3 crabs
Mochi
Do I look like a crab store to you ?
God of Destruction
You look like someone who caused the sad demise of my bb CrabJim
God of Destruction
How will my bb live without water?
Golden Kook
Yeah the maximum he can survive is 24 hours
Angel Hope
JK Big Brain Moment PT2
Golden Kook
ILH PT 18853246899 ✨💞💞
God of Destruction
Can this wait?
Mochi
Ok fine I'm soo sorry 😭
Mochi
I'll buy you 3 crabs 😭
God of Destruction
No one can ever replace CrabJim tho 😔
God of Destruction
Moment of silence for CrabJim pls 😔
Worldwide Handsome
Umm guys
God of Destruction
WhAt dO yOu WaNt?!?
God of Destruction
WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR GODS SAKE
Worldwide Handsome
Uh I just wanted to say there's a crab in the living room
God of Destruction
Wait I'm coming
God of Destruction
OMG ITS CRABJIM!!! MY BB
Mochi
This means I'm not the cause of any crab's death!
Golden Kook
Yay CrabJim is alive! He won't die of dehydration anymore!
Angel Hope
JK Big Brain Moment Pt3
Golden Kook
ILH pt. infinity 💞💞
God of Destruction
But Jimin you still gotta get me 3 crabs 😤
Worldwide Handsome
Wow WWH saved the day
Worldwide Handsome
By telling you idiots there's a crab in the living room
Vantae
Btw where's Yoongi Hyung?
Angel Hope
I guess he's sleeping 👀
Worldwide Handsome
Well guys guess what ILTGWWHM means?
Golden Kook
Idk and I'm not even gonna try
Worldwide Handsome
Well it means I LOVE THE GREAT WWH ME
Author MIN aka Clown
IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR SO LONG AHHHHHH FORGIVE ME PLEASE
Author MIN aka Clown
I WAS JUST LAZY AND I LOST INTEREST IN MANGATOON IM SO SO SORRY
Author MIN aka Clown
ILL TRY TO UPDATE AS MUCH AS I CAN NOW 💀
Author MIN aka Clown
Anyways I just wanted to take this opportunity to say BE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTWARMING ALBUM IVE EVER LISTENED TO
Author MIN aka Clown
LIFE GOES ON IS SO COMFORTING I CAN'T EVEN- 😭
Author MIN aka Clown
IM SPEECHLESS 😭😭
Author MIN aka Clown
BE IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEBACKS EVER 🤧🤧
Author MIN aka Clown
Anyways this episode is pretty long already so imma just leave 💀 Bye remember to stream BE 😤✨
Author MIN aka Clown
Word count: 1441 words 😳
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