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The Deities Have A Wechat Group

Chapter 1 – The Deities have a WeChat Group

Bing Cheng Polytechnic University.

There was a white mulberry grove near the university’s second campus. Originally, the college had planted these mulberry trees to bring more greenery to the environment, but after nurturing generations of students, it gradually became the go-to location for students to go on dates.

One was able to smell the scent of love that was floating in the air from a long distance away.

“Yueyue, I bought the lemon juice you like.”

Ye Zichen held two cups of lemon juice that he had just bought from the school’s drink shop. Just like other university students, he was enjoying the spring of youth with a girlfriend.

The reason that he had came here today was because his girlfriend had called him. He had excitedly run down from the dormitory under the contemptuous gazes from his roommates, and bought the cold drink…

But…

Splat.

The lemon juice in his hands fell to the ground. Ye Zichen stared blankly at the beautifully smiling girl. She was the girlfriend that incited his roommates’ jealousy, but right now, her arms were wrapped around another man.

“Yao Yue, what…”

Ye Zichen was pretty much unable to believe everything that he was seeing, the corner of the girl’s mouth twisted up, showing a hint of contempt.

“Ye Zichen, let’s break up. We’re not suitable for one another.”

The moment she finished talking, a sweet smile rose up that was completely opposite to the contempt she had showed on her face before. She held Guo Qiang’s shoulder tightly as she smiled, “My boyfriend, Guo Qiang.”

Guo Qiang, the captain of the Taekwondo society in school. He had a good family background. They said that his father owned a chemical factory and he always drove a Mercedes X to school.

“Yao Yue, that’s your original boyfriend? I think he’s pretty mediocre!”

Guo Qiang looked at Ye Zichen with disdain. Since Ye Zichen was wearing a total of less than a thousand yuan, he did not feel the need to be wary at all.

Yao Yue held Guo Qiang’s arm tightly and nodded in agreement.

“Yeah, actually, I was just messing around when I was with him. Qiang-ge is my true love.”

Guo Qiang clearly enjoyed what was happening in front of him a lot. He casually took out several thousand yuan and threw them at Ye Zichen.

“Take these and buy yourself some decent clothes, if you want to pick up a girl, you gotta have the cash to do so.”

With that, Guo Qiang wrapped his arm around Yao Yue’s waist before walking out of the patch of trees towards the hotel outside the school with a savage sneer.

Ever since Ye Zichen had seen Yao Yue with Guo Qiang, he’d laid on the bed with his blanket over his head.

Everyone in the dorm knew about his situation, but even though they wanted to comfort him, they were unsure of how to begin.

“Ol’ Five, get up, let’s go out and eat.”

Kang Peng tugged on Ye Zichen’s blanket, but Ye Zichen, who was on the bed, did not have any reaction at all.

“Never mind, Ol’ Five is in a bad mood. Let’s go out, we’ll bring something back for him later.”

The people at the dorm all left from the room with a sigh, causing the entire room to become empty once more.

Dingdong.

Dingdong.

Dingdong.

Ye Zichen’s phone suddenly rang. He was still on the bed and he immediately flipped over the blanket and picked up the phone.

He had thought that Yao Yue had just messaged him, but when he opened WeChat, he noticed that someone had pulled him into a group.

“What the ****.”

Ye Zichen silently swore. However, just as he was about to leave the group, he got attracted in the name of the people in the group.

Taibai Jinxing[1], God of Fortune, Kitchen God, Erlang Shen, Lord of the Northern Dipper[2], Old Lord Taishang[3]…

What the heck is this group.

That was the thought that popped up in Ye Zichen’s mind.

However, why isn’t anyone chatting in the group.

Dingdong.

A red packet appeared in the group. The person that sent it was Taibai Jinxing.

Ye Zichen decided to click it.

He was too slow, all the red envelopes had been taken!

****, isn’t this group a dead one?

Ye Zichen casually clicked around to see everyone’s luck, but when he saw it, he was unable to retain his calm anymore.

Sixty-six red envelopes had actually disappeared in an instant.

However, the things in them caused Ye Zichen to blank out a little, …cultivation experience…

What is this used for?

He saw that the luckiest of those who got an envelope was the God of Thunder, he actually got 1000 cultivation experience!

Could it be money? If that was a thousand yuan, then that was a huge red packet! Had he actually stumbled into a rich people’s group?

Ye Zichen felt a random bit of anticipation for being in the group.

Just at that moment, the people in the group exploded!

Lord of the Northern Dipper: Oh wow, God of Thunder, you lurk all the time and I don’t see you sending any red envelopes, why do you snatch it before every one of us every single time?

God of Thunder: Sorry, I’m just too lucky.

Erlang Shen: Damn, you guys took all the red envelopes just during the time laozi went to take my dog for a walk. Old Geezer Taibai is truly generous, but laozi doesn’t care about that. Who can send some money, laozi’s dog has been starving for several days.

Kitchen God: Then you have to find the God of Fortune, he’s a rich person.

Lord of the Northern Dipper: Waiting for the rich person to share the wealth!

Erlang Shen: God of Fortune, don’t pretend to be dead, I know you’re reading the chat.

God of Fortune: Even a rich person would starve to death after getting screwed like this by you guys.

Erlang Shen: Then are you going to send it or not!? If you don’t, then my dog is going to stay in your home!

God of Fortune: Yes, yes, yes!

Dingdong.

Another red envelope appeared on the screen once again. At the very moment that the red envelope appeared, Ye Zichen directly pressed on it.

Ding.

His phone vibrated, causing Ye Zichen’s shoulders to vibrate along with it for some reason as well.

10 ingots.

What the heck is this now.

Just as Ye Zichen was getting curious about what the heck an ingot was, the WeChat group exploded again.

Everyone all praised the God of Fortune for being generous, except Erlang Shen, who was acting the villain.

Erlang Shen: F*ck, God of Fortune, are you able to take anymore away?

God of Fortune: Erlang Shen, you were unlucky, how can you blame anyone?

Monkey King: Haha, my son, do you need your Grandpa Sun to transfer some to you?

Erlang Shen: Bastard Monkey, you’re asking to get beaten!

Under the influence of his curiosity, Ye Zichen clicked open to see everyone’s luck, then noticed that Erlang Shen had only gotten 1 ingot.

With Erlang Shen’s lead, everyone in the group, who happened to be carrying the title of various deities, all started flaming each other. Ye Zichen ignored them. He was merely curious about what exactly this ingot was.

Ye Zichen clicked open his wallet, and found that he had an additional function of a Treasure Chest.

After clicking on the Treasure Chest, he saw the shining ingots inside.

Extract.

Ding.

Extract the God of Fortune’s God ingot? 1 Gold Ingot \= 10 thousand yuan

… 10 thousand!

Ye Zichen sat there in a daze, if this is real, then didn’t that mean that he’d gotten a hundred thousand just now!

F*ck, this must be a lie, right?

Ye Zichen pressed ‘extract’ with a trembling hand. A withdrawal notification appeared on his phone’s WeChat not long afterwards.

It was actually real!

Before Ye Zichen could react, another withdrawal notification appeared.

Withdrawal successful. Withdrawal of ¥100,000

Bank withdrawn to: Industrial Bank 9467

F*ck!

Ye Zichen immediately dialed his bank’s number without thinking, and checked his balance according to the instructions of the notifications.

Current balance available, RMB 100,000.59.

Plop.

His phone slipped from his hands onto the bed.

Real money!

Ye Zichen trembled. All of a sudden, the scene of Guo Qiang throwing several thousand yuan onto him appeared in front of his eyes.

In the next moment, he quickly shoved on his shoes, then ran furiously out of the dormitory with his bank card.

He, Ye Zichen, was going to pay him back for the shame he had received several times over!

[1] Taibai Jinxing (太白金星) is the servant of the Jade Emperor, often acting as a messenger for the Jade Emperor’s orders. One thing he is most well known for is being the first deity to meet Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. :leftwards_arrow_with_hook:

[2] Lord of the Northen Dipper (北斗星君) is the God (or sometimes Gods) of the seven stars of the Big Dipper. He would be related to the fate of people as the chosen ones of each star would take up a certain role within the dynasty. :leftwards_arrow_with_hook:

[3] Old Lord Taishang (太上老君) is a famous pill refiner deity. He is the one who had refined Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, in his furnace for 49 days in Journey to the West. :leftwards_arrow_with_hook:

Chapter 2 – Does it feel good to be smacked by money

“Yao Yue, I want to see you…”

Ye Zichen stood outside the girl’s dormitory, while holding two suitcases.

“We already have no relationship to each other, can you not… Aiya, Qiang-ge, don’t mess around…”

The panting coming from the other side of the phone caused Ye Zichen’s expression to turn terrifyingly dark. However, once he looked at the suitcases in his hands, a smirk once again appeared on the corner of his mouth.

“It’s the last time, I just want to give you a present…”

“Present! Just wait a bit.”

Ye Zichen only saw Yao Yue walk out of the girl’s dormitory after a good half an hour.

From the flushed look on Yao Yue’s face, it seems like the two people had just enjoyed themselves not too long ago.

For some reason, Ye Zichen felt that he had been so stupid. He hadn’t even dared to hold Yao Yue’s hand after dating her for more than half a year.

The people at the dorm called him a coward, yet he had replied with a laugh and said that it was true love!

True love!

True love, what is true love!

“What, you feel like the money Qiang-ge gave you wasn’t enough, so you want some more for your breakup fee?”

Yao Yue took a card out from her wallet and threw it at Ye Zichen with a laugh of contempt. The card fell onto the ground with a sound that induced heartbreak.

“Here’s ten thousand, Qiang-ge said to stay away from me in the future.”

Ye Zichen, who was standing in place without moving, suddenly laughed. He playfully picked up the bank card on the floor and played around with it before throwing it back in Yao Yue’s face.

“You think you’re amazing because you have some money?”

“Don’t be dumb when we’re trying to give you face…”

Yao Yue cursed him with a sullen expression, but stopped halfway when she saw Ye Zichen open his suitcases.

Two suitcases that were full of money.

However, there was a bit of problem with this money. This was underworld money that Ye Zichen had specifically spent twenty thousand kuai ordering at a funeral store.

“Just f*cking rich, right? Ah!”

Ye Zichen opened his eyes wide and casually threw out several stacks of money onto Yao Yue’s face.

Yao Yue had completely been stunned at the moment Ye Zichen opened the suitcases.

All of the students in the area surrounded them as they watched stacks of money get slapped onto Yao Yue’s face.

They had never actually seen someone using money to literally smash others.

All of them silently wondered which family’s young master Ye Zichen was for him to actually act in such an oppressing manner. Quite a few girls had already secretly memorized Ye Zichen’s face in their heart in order to try and find a chance to create a ‘coincidental meeting’.

“You like money, right? Does it feel good to get smacked with money? Hehe, what the hell are you?”

After pouring the suitcases of money onto Yao Yue’s head, Ye Zichen turned around to leave with an ice-cold expression.

As the students in school saw the money covering the entire ground, they immediately started to get riled up as they fought over it. At this moment, Yao Yue also returned to her senses and shouted towards the surrounding students.

“Nobody move, this is laoniang’s money!”

Meanwhile, Ye Zichen’s roommates had all finished eating and returned to the dorm. There was even a box of food that they had brought back for Ye Zichen.

“Why isn’t Fifth Bro’s number going through, he couldn’t have gone to commit suicide, right?”

Zhu Yunbai was the youngest in the dorm. His words never went through his brain first, and so he had no filter for what he said. Hearing that, Kang Peng raised his hand and smacked his head, then cursed at him.

“Can’t you f*cking wish for something better.”

“What Ol’ Six said might just be possible. It’s not like you guys don’t know Ol’ Five’s personality. Don’t think about how he’s pretty cheerful normally, he was completely sincere towards Yao Yue.”

Bai Yu sighed lightly with a frown, while everyone else in the dorm turned silent.

“How about calling the police?”

The youngest Zhu Yunbai suggested. After thinking about it for a while, Kang Peng also nodded.

“Let’s call the police!”

“Wait, look at what this is?”

Just when everyone was about to call the police.

“Huge, huge news…”

Zhang Rui, who was on the top bunk, suddenly stuck his head out. He was Ol’ Three in the dorm, and wore a glasses frame without any lenses to affect a scholarly, elegant air. He was outwardly cold but passionate in private, and was yet the person that was most concerned with the gossip in the school.

“What’s up?”

Kang Peng and co. went over, while Zhang Rui pointed at the title shown on his phone…

“Do you see that. Some overbearing rich second-generation appeared in a shocking manner, he actually used money to smash someone at the girl’s dorm!”

Hearing that from the doorway, Ye Zichen momentarily blanked. Aren’t they talking about me? Why is it on the school forum already?

“Oh wow, he really is using money to smash people. This retard is too cocky,” Zhu Yunbai shouted and swore. “Laozi hates this sort of rich second-generation the most.”

The surrounding people also nodded in agreement. The people in the dorm were all from normal families, what they hated most was this sort of young master that used their parents’ money to get pretentious.

“What rich second-generation, look at the person in the photos.”

Only then did everyone notice who the person was in the photo. All of a sudden, the dorm became terrifyingly quiet.

“It seems to be like Fifth Bro,” Zhu Yunbai swallowed.

“It really does seem like Ol’ Five…”

“You don’t say, it really does.”

Kacha.

Ye Zichen, who had used money to smash someone, just casually walked into the dorm. The moment he entered the room, everyone surrounded Ye Zichen as if they saw a rare animal. Zhang Rui also jumped down from the bed and held the phone up to examine the photo carefully.

“Ol’ Five, the person on here is you, right.”

Hearing that, Ye Zichen took the phone from Zhang Rui. When he saw that eye-catching title, he couldn’t help but shake his head and smile wryly.

“What rich second-generation, what I threw was f*cking underworld money.”

“Underworld money? Then why is there a bunch of people fighting over money in the photo?”

“I ordered it, it cost me quite a lot!”

The people in the dorm exploded into chatter once more.

“Ol’ Five, you’re evil enough.”

Bai Yu gave a thumb up towards Yi Zichen. Using underworld money to slap people’s faces was very unlucky. This brat didn’t think that although Ye Zichen rather kept under the radar normally, when he turned bad, he would be really that bad.

Ye Zichen ignored them and walked to the side of his bed, then took out his phone.

He opened the deities’ WeChat group and saw that the fight between Erlang Shen and the Monkey King had already stopped. The deities were all chatting about stuff like how much cultivation they earned the previous month, or that they had to pass through a trial or something.

The miracle of the ingots had already made Ye Zichen feel the uniqueness of this group. He wasn’t an idiot, if he really couldn’t feel it, then he can just go and commit suicide.

Could it be that it really is a group of deities?

Although it seemed rather unbelievable, it truly did happen to him.

Hearing the praises of his brothers in the dorm, Ye Zichen touched the bank card in his pocket.

“Everyone, quiet down a bit.”

Everyone in the dorm instantly quieted down. Ye Zichen raised up the bank card in his hand and smiled.

“In order to celebrate me successfully becoming single again, I’ll treat everyone to go out to eat at Latte.”

The room went completely silent.

Everyone in the door looked at him as if they were looking at a idiot, causing Ye Zichen to feel very uncomfortable.

“Why are you guys looking at me like that for?”

“Ye-zi, when have you treated us to a meal? It’s already good enough when you don’t try to get a meal off us every time. I can’t be hearing things, right?” Bai Yu said with an expression of disbelief.

“I feel like Fifth Bro’s gone crazy,” Zhu Yunbai also shrugged.

“Ol’ Five, I know you’re in a bad mood because you just broke up, but you don’t need to say this sort of crazy stuff, right. The cost of Latte is at least several tens of thousands, right?” As the big bro of the dorm, Kang Peng was a bit more rational in what he said.

“I’m just asking if you’re going or not,” Ye Zichen replied forcefully.

“Going.”

Everyone in the dorm answered together. Damn, aren’t you an idiot if you don’t go when someone’s treating you!

“Then let’s start the night at Latte!”

Chapter 3 – Old Lord Taishang’s Great Recovery Pill

Latte Business Club.

Ye Zichen and co. sat in a middle-sized room. The expensive cost of this place was not something that students like them could normally afford. Even though Kang Peng and co. are already trying to save money, the table of food still cost more than fifty thousand.

“I wonder where Ol’ Three went, he isn’t answering my call either. That brat…”

Kang Peng shook his head with a sigh. Ol’ Three was called Su Yiyun. He was a rich second-generation, and was the most dissolute person in the dorm.

The main reason was that he had a good dad. Every day, he would just skip class and hang out outside. Although he was a rich second-generation, his relationship with the others in the dorm was okay, since he didn’t have that sort of normal young master temper.

His only flaw was that he was stingy.

Meanwhile, it could be said that Ye Zichen completely ignored everything around him and merely thought about snatching red packets.

You couldn’t help but to say that the speed of people snatching up the various red packets in this deity group was really quick. Quite a few deities had given out red packets already, but he didn’t manage to get anything at all.

Especially when the fairy maiden that managed the Heavenly Peach Garden gave out red packets. The red packets were the celestial peaches from the Heavenly Peach Garden.

Ye Zichen was too slow, so he didn’t get it, causing him to feel silently regretful.

Just at this moment, Old Lord Taishang, suddenly spoke up in the group.

Old Lord Taishang: My celestial friends, how are you doing?

There was no reply.

Old Lord Taishang: Cough, cough. I saw you guys chatting quite energetically earlier, why did you all start lurking when I appeared?

Monkey King: I, Old Sun, is here, which one of them dares to speak to you? I’m telling you geezer, Old Sun remembers all about you trying to refine Old Sun!

Old Lord Taishang: Insolent monkey, you are actually still bearing a grudge after so long?

Erlang Shen: Just ignore that damn monkey.

Monkey King: My son, did your dog starve to death yet?

All of a sudden, a flaming contest between deities appeared once again. Upon seeing that, Ye Zichen chuckled.

“Fifth Bro, what are you doing?” Zhu Yunbai went over, ever since they had arrived in the room, Ye Zichen had been playing around with his phone.

“C’mon, Ol’ Five, since we came to play, can’t you stop messing around with your crappy phone?”

“The hell do you guys know, laozi is snatching red packets.”

All of his roommates let out sounds of contempt. My god, he already used several tens of thousands, yet he was still snatching red packets.

Dingdong.

Just as the Monkey King and Erlang Shen were flaming each other, a huge red packet suddenly appeared in the group.

The person that had sent it was Old Lord Taishang.

Ye Zichen saw it and quickly reacted, immediately snatching it up.

Great Recovery Pill x1

Erlang Shen: Damn, laozi didn’t get it again.

Monkey King: My son, it’s karma.

Just who was the Monkey King? He was an existence that could create several tens of thousands of monkeys by blowing on a few hairs that he plucked off his body. While he was flaming Erlang Shen, several tens of thousands of monkeys could have been holding phones in order to snatch up red packets.

These two people had held grudges for several thousand years, both of them were war gods of the celestial realm, so nobody dared to stop them.

Ye Zichen didn’t have the time to watch the two of them flame each other. He clicked open the Treasure Chest and saw a black pill lying there.

Great Recovery Pill – Old Lord Taishang refined it for fun when he had nothing to do.

“Tsk, Old Lord Taishang is too petty.”

Ye Zichen rolled his eyes, but when he saw the effects, he instantly was astonished.

Effect: Can save someone from the brink of death.

Deities were truly amazing, even something that they refined for fun could save a person’s life.

What’s the most important thing in a person’s life? It’s not money, not power, it was their life!

Without your life, what the hell can you do with money and power.

Had you never heard of those words, the greatest depression in life was that you died without spending all your money.

“Ol’ Five, stop f*cking snatching it, come and drink a bit with us bros,” Kang Peng also walked over with his wine glass. Thinking that he had gotten enough rewards for the day, and the fact that he came here to play with his brothers, he put his phone away and started drinking cheerfully with his roommates.

After drinking three rounds, they were unable to hold the water in any longer, so they walked towards the toilet together.

“Why are you guys here?”

Ye Zichen and co. saw the Ol’ Three in the dorm, Su Yiyun, letting out some water just after they had entered the toilet.

“F*cking hell, laozi was looking for you, and yet you are f*cking hiding here. Are you afraid of us making you pay?”

Kang Peng wrapped his arm around Su Yiyun’s neck, while everyone else also smiled evilly.

Su Yiyun scratched his head rather awkwardly. To be truthful, it really was like that.

“Tsk, I’m telling you, we aren’t going to screw you over, from now on, we have Fifth Bro,” Zhu Yunbai scoffed, just as Su Yiyun was getting curious about why they had came here.

Hearing Ol’ Six’s words, Su Yiyun exclaimed.

“Ol’ Five, what happened, did you win a lottery?”

“Something like that.”

Ye Zichen answered ambiguously.

“Good brat, I never would have thought that you were an amazing person after you cheated food and drinks from us for so long.”

After chatting a bit more, Su Yiyun looked at the time and said.

“Alright, bros, just go and play, I came here with my dad to host some people, I still have to go back to accompany them, so I’ll leave first.”

“See ya.”

Everyone chuckled softly. Just at that moment, a figure frantically ran over from outside the toilet door.

He spoke a few words beside Su Yiyun’s ear, causing Su Yiyun’s expression to immediately change. He quickly left them behind with that person, causing Ye Zichen and co. to raise their eyebrows.

“Ol’ Three ran into some trouble, right?”

“How about we go and have a look?”

“Let’s not, he’s hosting, what would it be like if we went over?”

“But something seems to have happened over at Third Bro’s place.”

“Ol’ Five, what do you think?”

Everyone set their gazes on Ye Zichen. At this moment, he became everyone’s decision maker.

“Go and have a look.”

“Did you bring Commissioner Liu’s cardiac medications?”

The room was in a complete mess, with the man sitting in the very middle showing the face of suffering.

“Nope.”

“Then call the ambulance quickly.”

At that moment, Ye Zichen and co. also appeared in the room. Seeing that, a man, who looked pretty much identity to Si Yiyun, asked with a frown.

“Who are you?”

“Dad, these are my classmates.”

Su Yiyun was also completely confused, he quickly walked over to Ye Zichen and co.’s side and said with his eyebrows raised.

“Why did you guys show up?”

“I felt like you ran into trouble just now, so we came to have a look.” Kang Peng frowned, then said while raising his eyebrows towards the man on the sofa, “What’s the situation?”

“Commissioner Liu had a heart attack, but we didn’t bring any medication. We were just about to call the ambulance. Don’t stay here, if something really happens, that’ll drag you guys into it.”

Su Yiyun pushed them out towards the door forcefully. At the same time, Ye Zichen’s expression moved slightly as he touched his phone in his pocket.

Seeing that the person on the sofa was more or less dead, Ye Zichen thought to himself, it should be fine if I use the Great Recovery Pill, right?

He quietly moved off to the side, then clicked on Treasure Chest in his WeChat.

The Great Recovery pill was still lying calmly in the Treasure Chest. Ye Zichen had already wanted to use this Great Recovery Pill to save a life, but when he was truly about to withdraw it, he hesitated.

This was just something could only be gotten by chance, if he sold it, wouldn’t he be able to get an astronomical amount for it?

“Damn, something’s going to happen to my bro, and I’m still thinking about money…”

He clenched his teeth.

Withdraw Great Recovery Pill x1.

Zoom.

An exquisite jade bottle appeared in Ye Zichen’s hands.

F*ck, it really got withdrawn.

When he opened the bottle, the faint smell of the pill rushed into his nostrils. However, with but a smell of the aroma, Ye Zichen already felt like he was really refreshed.

This product of Old Lord Taishang was truly exceptional.

Ye Zichen held the jade bottle in his hands and ran over quickly.

“Wait a moment, I can save Commissioner Liu’s life.”

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