I Just Wanted to Nap, Not Collect Lovers!
The Lazy Wish
Jack had everything people envied: brains, a fit body, and a flexible talent for anything he touched.
…But he had one fatal flaw
Friend 1: Jack, why didn’t you come to basketball practice?
Jack
(yawning):Running around when I could be sleeping? No thanks.
Teacher: Jack, if you actually studied, you’d be top of the class!
Jack
(smirking)And if you actually let me nap, you’d be my favorite teacher.
Whether it was sports, exams, or competitions, Jack could win easily… but he never bothered.
Instead, he buried himself in novels, especially BL ones, where life was far more entertaining than reality.
Jack’s bedroom, late at night
Jack
(lying in bed, holding his phone)Ugh… here we go again. One MC, three male leads, everyone fighting for his love.
Jack
(rolling his eyes)If I was the villain, nobody would bother me. I’d just live in peace, sleep all day, and let the hero do the hard work.
He said it like a joke.
But fate was listening
Jack
(yawning, pulling the blanket over his head)I wish I was the villain… then nobody would disturb me.
His eyelids grew heavy.
The novel slipped from his hand.
And as he drifted into sleep, his words echoed like a promise.
The Villain’s Awakening
A faint scent of roses…
A soft cradle rocking…
Jack’s eyelids fluttered open
Instead of his bed, he was staring up at a silk canopy.
Tiny hands. Tiny legs. His voice… high-pitched.
Sam(Jack/villain)
(deadpan)You’ve got to be kidding me.
Maid (gasping): Young Master Sam! You’re awake!
Sam. The name echoed in his mind.
The villain of the novel he had been reading.
An Omega, born into a powerful Duke’s family
Sam(Jack/villain)
(internally)So… I really became the villain? At three years old?
Great. Just great.
In the original story, Sam grew up despised for being an Omega in a family of Alphas.
He became arrogant, cruel, and twisted—
The perfect stepping stone for the novel’s hero, Mike.
Sam(Jack/villain)
(rolling over in the cradle)...Meh. At least no one expects me to do homework here.
Maid (confused): “Young Master?”
Sam(Jack/villain)
(closing his eyes again)Don’t bother me. Wake me up when lunch is ready.
And just like that, the villain’s fate began to change—
Not with hatred or revenge…
But with pure, stubborn laziness.
Little Villain, Big Problem
The Duke’s mansion was vast and golden.
But to a three-year-old Omega, it felt more like a cage.
Alpha Brother (sneering)Hah, look at him. Our family’s shame—an Omega born in the Duke’s line.
Alpha Cousin: He’s too weak to even fight. What’s the point of keeping him?
Sam’s relatives mocked him at every chance.
In the novel, this bullying turned him bitter.
But now…
Sam(Jack/villain)
(internally, while munching cookies):
Wow. So dramatic. Don’t they get tired of this?
I’d rather nap than argue with a bunch of muscle-heads.
Sam(Jack/villain)
(aloud, crumbs on his lips)Sure, sure, I’m weak. Now pass the jam.
Alpha Brother (confused): Wha—what?!
Alpha Cousin: You should be crying or angry!
Sam(Jack/villain)
(yawning)Too much effort. Crying takes energy.
The maids whispered that the young Omega was strange.
Not angry, not sad… just… lazy.
So lazy that insults rolled off him like rain on glass.
Duke (stern, towering): Sam. An Omega must know their place. Don’t embarrass this family.
Sam(Jack/villain)
(sitting on the floor, picking at his toy horse)Got it. I’ll embarrass you later, then.
Duke (vein popping): ...What?!
Every cruel word, every scolding…
Jack twisted into a joke, too lazy to take it seriously.
The household didn’t know what to do with him.
Maid (to another maid, whispering): “He doesn’t act like an Omega at all…”
Second Maid: “It’s almost like he’s… mocking everyone.”
Sam(Jack/villain)
(internally)Mocking? Nah. I just want a snack and a nap. If that’s villain behavior, then fine. I’m the best villain ever.
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