ME.
my worst mistake
idc! if you're fine or not.
my brother
Then sleep brat.
me
But I wanna write something.
my brother
Nonsense you have class today.
my brother
it's 4:20 am you pumpkin
me
I will sleep at 45 you mote insaan! (means fat human)
okay! let's introduce some characters.
dumbass friend
He is my friend from high school!
I hate him cuz he really needs dictation of everything I say and he asks the same thing so many times even if he remembers or already knows!
another weird friend of mine
He is the friend I made last year.
My new crime partner.
childhood friend
she is my childhood friend and when I say childhood I mean it because I met her when I was 5!
my yapper
She is my chatter box with no full stop!
professor
He is my professor for whom I pray daily to get food poison!
I hope the professor never knows about it...
me
So the thing is this ... the story of my past year.
me
It was my first day after my campus changed and not mine of my whole grade and we were so nervous because our previous campus was not as nicely built as the one we get transferred in.
me
luckily my whole group was with me!
I was one and a half hours late on my first day.
me
So I was late because I forgot my campus had changed and I went to my old campus 😔
everything went like fine wine till
me
till !!! I met my new English and principles of accounting professor.
professor
English professor
As to tell I study in the Chinese system and the teachers there speak English in such a weird manner that It might make you laugh... Okay I will accept some are really fluent and have smooth accents but some really I have the worst accent .
me
So my English professor was one of those professors
me
His English and accent was both so great but he spoke like the combination of woman and man voice and like flashy aunties.
professor
Good afternoon! student I assume you're enjoying your first day here to your heart's content.
homie
...pfft...
Laughed loudly at his way of speaking...
me
Me who was confused.. dk why joined him in laughing 😭
professor
What is so funny ? Elaborate!
dumbass friend
Asked at his face*
Are miss or sir?
homie
Lost it fully... Laughed like an idiot 🤣🤣...
me
Tries my best not to laugh but as the whole class laughed so loud I joined them..
another weird friend of mine
Only one who didn't laughed*
he became his favorite for no reason!!!
professor
Whole class stop laughing now! And write an essay of 2000 words on
" biodegradable products " as homework.
professor
And you Zhang wei follow me to the staff room after class.
Draft
me
So today I will tell you about an incident that happened at the start of Sept
me
In the next chap I will continue what happened to Zhang
My mom placed the pot full of milk to cool down fast
Again my bad timing I told my bro to do work for me...
me
German shepherd! bring me Mama's mobile charger fast ...
me
Her phone is about to dieeeee
I can't call him (kutte) in front of my mom so I call him German shepherd
my brother
finding it while scrolling reels*
my brother
where the fuck it is??? Pumpkin I can't find it!!!
me
Blind man! looks PROPERLY it's on the dining table.
my brother
Fuc- find it!
Pulls the charger even seeing it's tangled up with my charger*
me
why are you shouting....
my brother
I am not ...don't come here.
my brother
I am telling you.
Ran away into the dinning room*
**Because my charger was swimming inside the milk pot**
my brother
See.. I am sorry ... Lower your voice pumpkin, mama will see it. I will buy you the new one I promise!.
my brother
u freaking pumpkin!!!! please shut up 😭 😭😭
my brother
Innocent puppy dog eyes* as if his life is at stake here...
my brother
I am. just keep your mouth shut.
me
"Jahil insaan" ...*murmurs*
my brother
Goes in the washing area to bring mop*
Walks into the kitchen where my mama was working*
me
bla bla bla for five mins telling her the whole thing.
She simply shu me away, saying it was a mistake and she will scold him later.
it's been days since that and my charger is still on the way. 😭😭😭
Also later he beat me when he got scolded by mama...
me
Like not literally beating just like a brother thing... Head lock and head flickers ..etc....
my brother
She deserved that!
my brother
Justice for me.
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