The Bat-family Group Chat
Dysfunctional Orphans
Barbara create "Dysfunctional Orphans"
Barbara added Dick Grayson
Barbara added Damian Wayne
Barbara added Cassandra Cain
Barbara added Stephanie Brown
Barbara added Bruce Wayne
Barbara added Alfred Pennyworth
Barbara added Selina Kyle
Barbara added Harley Quinn
Barbara added Duke Thomas
Barbara added Jean-Paul Valley
Barbara
Was that everyone?
Barbara
I didn't forget anyone right?
Dick
Woah! I forgot just how big this family is
Damian
What is this nonsense?
Tim
It's called Groupchat, Demon Spawn
Tim
It's for those who has friends to chat and talk with each others
Damian
You also don't have that many friends
Duke
And they started arguing once again
Harley
What is this? Hello everyone 🎇
Steph
@Dick AHAHAHAHA, your picture is so ridiculous
Dick
What's wrong with it? It's fabulous
Dick
And your to talk steph, moldy sandwich? Really?
Alfred
What is this? A group chat?
Alfred
If anyone is outside, would it be possible for you to buy some groceries for me?
Kate
Just send me the list
Luke
Woah! That's a lot of groceries; did you guys always eat that much?
Damian
Well, most of the time it was Brown, Row, and Thomas who eats all the food.
Damian
And Drake for the coffees
Steph
Well, Tim is a Coffee Maniac after all
Steph
Also I'm broke, what do you expect?
Steph
Just look at my photo, I usually eat that moldy bread at home
Harper
In my case, it was Steph who dragged me to steal the food from the manor
Jean-Paul
Steph, Harper, I thought you two worked part-time.
Jean-Paul
Where do you two spend all that money?
Steph
Btw where is the others?
Steph
Why don't they join the char?
Duke
If I'm not wrong, Bruce and Lucius are having their monthly meeting
Barbara
My dad is busy at the police station as usual
Harley
I think Selina probably lazes around at her home
Harley
She got a big haul last night after all
Selina
After hitting the jackpot, it's time to relax with my cats
Steph
So that left Jason and Cass, where are they?
Barbara
That's right, Jason didn't show up at all.
Dick
Right? Usually Jason is the most active when there is something like this.
Alfred
I asked Master Jason to pick up Miss Cassandra at the ballet course
Tim
It's rare for Jason to want to be told what to do
Tim
He immediately refused when I asked him to pick me and Damian up.
Dick
Alfred gave him the cookies
Tim
Ah, so that's the reason
Tim
Btw who's going to pick me and Damian from school?
Damian
Yeah, thank you Grayson
Kate
Alfred, I brought your grocery
Alfred
Thank you Miss Kane
Barbara
How was your ballet lesson, girl?
Cass
It was great, as usual
Dick
Cassy, are you still with Jason?
Dick
Where is he? Why didn't he join the chat?
Cass
He said his phone died so he can't join
Tim
That's just his excuse; he probably turned off his phone so that no one can disturb his moment alone with you
Cass
My phone really died, smartass! ~Jason
Cass
I forgot to charge it last night ~Jason
Dick
Jason! Don't use Cass' phone to send bad words
Cass
Cass didn't mind it; why are you the one who's getting worked up? ~Jason
Cass
You better think about that ridiculous photo of yours
Steph
Hahahahaha! See @Dick?
Steph
I'm not the only one who think it's ridiculous
Harper
I have to agree with Jason and Steph on this one
Harper
That photo is horrible
Dick
Also Jason! Don't count yourself twice!
Cass
It was me who wrote that, not Jason
Dick
Awh, come on, not you too Cass
Dick
You guys are the worst
Tim The Coffee Maniac
Tim
Does anyone knows where my coffee maker is?
Luke
Dude, you need to get some sleep
Tim
Noooo, nein, nu uh, non non
Tim
I need mah cofiiiiiiii
Dick
But nope, that is just the normal Tim without coffee
Damian
I have to go to school early
Tim
No, U shadap u gremlin!
Alfred
Master Tim, I put away your coffee machine because Master Bruce told me to
Tim
Why did uou told Alf to du dat?
Tim
Gimme back mah coffiiii
Bruce
Tim, you drunk too many coffees for this week
Bruce
That is not good for you
Bruce
You need to stop your addiction for a while
Selina
It's literally 2 in the morning
Selina
Is it always like this in the manor Bruce?
Bruce
We can never have some peace in the manor
Bruce
It's always noisy and chaotic
Damian
Drake! Stop screaming!
Damian
Or I will come down there to end you myself!
Tim
Do it you Little Shiets!
Dick
Whoah, whoah, Tim, Damian, no fighting in the morning
Dick
And Damian is right Tim, stop screaming
Dick
You can survive without coffee
Harper
Are you sure that guy isn't drunk or high on drugs?
Harper
Cause he clearly look like he did
Steph
That's just normal Tim
Steph
He always turn into a pain in the ass jerk when someone take away his coffee
Harper
I guess that's why you broke up with him
Steph
Yeah, I can't handle that Coffee Maniac alone
Dick
Tim, for god sake! Stop thrashing the kitchen!
Dick
And Damian stop trying to kill your brother
Damian
Just let me do it Grayson!
Damian
We both know it's the only way to shut him up
Dick
Bruce! Just give Tim his coffee maker back
Dick
He is starting to act like a real maniac here
Duke
Oh shit, he started to sing now
Tim
Tralala Trululu COOOOFFFFEEEEEE
Harper
Ayo, what the heck happened at the manor?
Steph
But I will go there now
Steph
I thirst for the chaos!
Harper
It's 2 in the morning Steph
Steph
Anyone in this family rarely gets any sleep anyway
Luke
How are Bruce and Alfred not bothered by all that chaos at all?
Dick
They're not in the manor!
Dick
So it's just Duke and me who has to deal with this maniac!
Jason
Lol, I'm glad I didn't go to the manor today
Harper
Where are you Jason?
Steph
And holly shiets! It's far more hilarious than i thought it would be
Steph
Dick use all his strength to hold Damian from killing Tim
Steph
While Duke is trying to stop Tim from whatever he's going to do
Harper
Steph, I'm coming in
Harper
Holly hell, this is so chaotic here!
Harper
Steph laughing like a madman
Luke
Why did you all went silent so suddenly?
Steph
Dick got punched in the face by Damian, then Damian went to slash Tim who is for some reason got on top of the kitchen cabinets
Harper
Duke trying to check on Dick but he stepped on their phones by mistakes
Jason
And, what about the two of you?
Steph
Laughing like madman while enjoying the chaos
Harper
And eating some popcorn
Barbara
I caught all that in the camera
Barbara
It's so stupid and ridiculous
Jason
You went there too Barbs?
Barbara
Yup, I got here when Tim climbed the cabinets
Bruce
I should've know that this things gonna happens
Steph
Did you just sighed through text?
Luke
Honestly I'm surprise that Cass still be able to sleep with everything that happened there
Barbara
Now that I think about it, I didn't see Cass at all
Barbara
@Cass Where are you girl?
Luke
Wait, so she isn't in the manor?
Barbara
No, her room is empty
Bruce
Wait, so Cassandra is not in the manor?
Dick
You worried about Cass, but not us?
Bruce
You guys always do something stupid everyday
Tim
I stil dun get mah cofi
Damian
How the heck are you still chatting?
Tim
Nuw nuw Little Asshole, don't cuss
Tim
U ar still tu yung for that
Tim
Bruk pones willnt stp me frum get mah cofi
Luke
Shit! Reading Tim's texts give me seizures
Jason
Dude @Tim, if you really want some coffee, just buy it outside
Jason
It's not like Gotham ever ran out of coffee
Tim
Dat is fabulus idee Jay son!
Dick
Now Gotham has to deal with another maniac
Dick
A coffee addict maniac
Damian
It's not our problem anymore
Damian
It's so much better this way
Damian
We hope you got your happiness and drown in your coffe Drake
Barbara
Wait, we have one more problem guys
Barbara
Where is Cassandra?
Dick
Right, I almost forgot about her
Dick
Where are you sis? @Cass
Cass
I'm at Jason's apartment
Steph
And the mystery is solved
Harper
What are you doing there, girl?
Steph
I smell something suspicious here
Jason
I didn't do anything
Jason
She suddenly came to my apartment uninvited
Bruce
Well, at least she is safe with you
Bruce
I will have to ground Tim tomorrow after his coffee hunting
Jason
By the way, just curious
Jason
Where did you hide Tim's coffee machines?
Alfred
It's in the Batcave
Jason
And Tim didn't check there?
Dick
No, he was too busy being a maniac in the kitchen
Amusement Park
Harley
I got a ticket to an amusement park
Dick
Normal amusement park, right?
Harley
It's not even in Gotham
Harley
Okay, so Dicky, Timmy, Dukal, Stephy, and Harpah
Harley
Dick, you can take the ticket in my apartment
Dick
Wait, isn't it just for 5 people
Harley
I went there a lot with Ivy
Harley
Don't worry, so you guys can have fun
Tim
Dick, I'm coming with you
Steph
Harp, I'm with you, okay?
Duke
Aren't you two a roommate?
Duke
Why didn't you just talk instead of texting?
Steph
Harper is at the kitchen
Tim
She is always like that
Dick
You guys can go straight to the amusement park
Luke
Damn I'm late, I want to come too
Tim
What were you doing anyway?
Luke
My father ask me to bring him some stuff to the Wayne Tower
Barbara
Luke, are you still at the Wayne Tower?
Barbara
Come to the Clock tower
Steph
Where are you @Dick?
Dick
Duke is already here too
Dick
I just saw a boy that really looks like Damian holding-hand with a girl here
Jason
Holding-hands with a girl?
Tim
I told you Dick! It's not that Gremlin
Tim
It's too impossible that he's holding-hands with a girl
Tim
That demon kid has no soul for friendship, let alone love
Dick
But that boy really looks like him
Jason
Dude, that's so blurry
Jason
I can't even see who's who
Steph
Wow! You're right Dick
Steph
He really looks exactly like that brat
Steph
And that girl with him reminds me of that gothic girl in your Teen Titans team
Dick
You're right! That's girl looks like Raven
Dick
So, Damian went out with Raven?
Tim
I told you it's not that Demon Spawn!
Tim
That brat is a lonely guy
Jason & Damian private chat
Jason
The others are there
Damian
How did they get here?
Damian
I went to pick an amusement park far from Gotham
Jason
Harley gave them her tickets
Jason
If you don't want them to know
Jason
You better be careful
Jason
No problem Little Bro
Jason
But don't have too much fun 😉
Jason
And don't forget to use protection
Damian
Rae and I are still too young for that
Jason
That's why I told you to use protection, buddy 👍🏻
Rachel
Is this another one of your stupid ideas?
Rachel
If so, please count me out, I don't want to be involved anymore
Dick
And my ideas are never stupid
Duke
Dude, you literally think that jumping off from a running roller coaster was a good idea
Duke
So yeah, your ideas are always stupid
Dick
Is this you? @Damian @Raven?
Dick
I would like to have some explanation for this
Rachel
What are you, my mother?
Rachel
Also, that's a very blurry photo
Damian
Well, Grayson is always sucks at taking pictures
Damian
By the way, that's not us
Rachel
Yeah, that's not me
Tim
I told you Dick! It's not them
Tim
It's too impossible for that little gremlin to walk with a girl
Tim
Why won't you ever believe me?
Jason
I bet no one is going to trust you after what you did in the kitchen, Tim
Barbara
I can send you the videos if you want
Rachel
And if you have videos about Dick, you can send it to me too
Rachel
I ran out of blackmail materials on him
Dick
Who taught you like that?
Damian
I raised you very well, young one
Rachel
Thank you master 🙏🏻
Dick
Don't corrupt our little innocent Raven
Rachel
Don't call me that!
Dick
If the ones in that photo not you, where are you?
Dick
Damian is not in the manor when we left
Dick
And Kori said that Raven is not at the Titans Tower
Jason
You called that place Titans Tower?
Rachel
It was mostly Dick's idea
Rachel
Most of the members also doesn't really like the name
Rachel
Like I said, his ideas are stupid
Damian
So I'm not the only one who thinks it's suck?
Dick
And as long as I'm the leader, the HQ will always be called that
Damian
Just you wait, sooner or later I will definitely take over the team, Grayson
Dick
Over my dead body, Little D
Damian
That can be arranged
And The Injustice Universe begins
Cass
Did you guys seriously went to the amusement park just to become stalkers?
Duke
It's just Dick and Steph
Harper
Yeah, I'm bussy playing at the game stalls
Harper
I even won some snacks
Duke
And I ate some of that snacks
Tim
And I'm bussy with my coffee hunting
Tim
Which the coffees here are quite expensive
Tim
Only Dick and Steph go around snooping people
Steph
Why did you guys have to snitched me too?
Steph
I'm trying to be sneaky here
Steph
Unlike Dick who reports everything on the chay
Dick
You called that sloppy disguise sneaky?
Steph
Says you Mr Fake Mustache!
Jason
Did you guys really called that disguises?
Damian
The two of you looks even dumber wearing those
Damian
Why did I even expect something decent from them
Tim
The people at the park are looking suspiciously at them
Tim
We have to try so hard to act like we don't know these two
Duke
Yeah, it's so embarrassing
Luke
You guys are having a lot of fun there
Luke
While I'm here being used like a slave by Barbara
Cass
What did Barbara even asked you to do?
Luke
A whole damn loads of things
Luke
Cleaning the Clock tower, installing some wires, checking the cameras, etc. etc.
Luke
I didn't even get paid
Luke
And Barbara immediately kick me out from the tower after I have done
Barbara
Awh, don't be like that Luky
Barbara
Thank you very much for your assistance
Luke
I don't want Jim or Dick to kill me
Barbara
Right, I forgot that my dad is also here
Cass
Jason! Stop flirting with my ballerina friends!
Jason
I didn't! They just asking me things about you
Duke
Why is it always Jason who gets to pick Cass from her ballet lessons?
Jason
And you mongrels are not very responsible
Jason
Especially those who keep stalking random people
Tim
Btw Jay, did you get those girls numbers?
Tim
Can you give me their numbers?
Tim
Come on, there's nothing wrong with helping your little bro getting a date right?
Tim
I promise I will pay you back!
Jason
But Cass will kill you tho
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