Ok , This Can't Be Real
start of the start
mom
Wake up , honey , wake up ! You will be late for school , you know you don't have the option to miss the bus .
Fay
**Ugh, what's this annoying voice that's ringing in my head....telling me to wake up **
Fay
**Like , srsly , are you my mom or smth !?**
Fay
**Wait....this is my mom.....yep , guess it's time to awaken...**
Fay
**on the outside at least **
Fay
**another day , another story , another page of my dry sob story , ahhh , so poetic!**
Fay
**damn, that was cringy**
dad
Fay dear, how's the pain doin'?
Fay
**how's the pain doin'? The hell , ofc it's bad , it's pain**
dad
Good, do well on your exams
Fay
**exams? Oh....EXAMS**
Fay
** ig I'll just mug up whatever fits in the bus....better chug the coffee down , will pass out if not**
Fay
**let's see , it's science today right?**
Fay
**let's narrow down the chs, ch 1 is ......58 pages!? Holy , what is this rocket science!? Brain surgery!?**
Fay
**hmm ok , the important ones are only page 15,17 and 21, I can manage that**
Fay
**ok so, we have archimedes principle, afbau principal, hunds rule, atomic theory , NLM and kinematics? **
Fay
**and I'm done! it's been ....30mins! Great , amazing, per-f*ck-t, time to adore the dying cows and polluted skies , ahhh, so pretty**
Fay
**aww, we are here already!? I wanted to watch the arguing couple some more ..dammit ....
Ms. hilder
Ok class! Roll call time !
Fay
**ofc it is , cause you have buttons for eyes and can't tell apart peoples faces , can you?**
Ms. hilder
HERA HERCULES!!!?
Fay
**ugh , she's not deaf , can't you speak slower!?**
Ms. hilder
Carl sandstone!?
Fay
**...srsly? Are we in elementary school?**
Fay
**do you have to say that much , can't you just say here?**
Fay
**anywho , time to emotionally awaken**
Ms. hilder
And Faybelle glacia !
Fay
**And it's over, YAHOOO!!***
Ms. hilder
Ah , Faybelle dear , you have to report to the principal after this
Fay
**Aw sh**, not again**
oh f-
carl
Oh my god , I am so sorry mister hilder !!
carl
Wait no , your not married , uhm , mam?
carl
Oh my god , I am so sorry, i-
Ms. hilder
Calm down carl, grab a seat. **what is wrong with this kid**
Fay
**What is wrong with him , damn ,you got the guts to say that to someone's face in our very family friendly society?**
Fay
**still , look at yourself first before blaming others now , would ya?**
carl
REALLY, I MEAN IT , MOM
carl
Wait , no No NO , NOT MOM , I'm so sorry!!!
Fay
**oh our future leaders are so mature already , gonna rock the political field!**
Ms. hilder
oh my , I'm your teacher , think of me as your second mother dear, everyone y stop laughing alright?
Ms. hilder
**what the hell is up with this kid , srsly , can't you speak one sentence without messing up!?**
Fay
**perhaps your to blame for this , you are his 'second mother' , YoU rAiSeD hIm!**
Fay
**hold on
.....her lips didn't move....**
Fay
**this has to be a joke**
Ms. hilder
Carl! Are you alright!?
Ms. hilder
**here we go again**
Ms. hilder
Just grab a seat , ok?
Ms. hilder
**and get off my back ...**
Fay
**....I really can read her thoughts...**
Fay
** ....can I read someone else's..?**
Whisper whisper, cacophony*
Fay
**Noone is moving their lips**
Fay
**they aren't loud...their thoughts are...**
carl
Uh-uhm , hey fay , could you , uhm , please give me your maths notebook?....
Fay
**damn , hes so timid. Not really a good thing around here**
Fay
**sh*t that sounded so cold**
carl
Uh uh I missed the class in Thursday so....
carl
**...she hates me...**
Fay
**...I don't hate you!?**
Fay
** that came out so wrong**
carl
Uh uh , I'm not forcing , if you don't want to!!!
Fay
**ik that you idiot , be more confident**
Fay
Well , why did you miss!?
Fay
** I was supposed to sound concerned.....that came out wrong ..**
carl
** she hates me so much...../sniffle/**
Fay
**Great , now I broke his spirit**
Fay
**sh*t I gotta fix this smh**
Ms. hilder
Faybelle hon, please go to the principal
Fay
**NOW!? REALLY!? Such per-fu*k timing**
Fay
**ig I should tell him this , he deserves to know **
Fay
Hey Carl! That kid over there made fun of you today during roll call
carl
** ....so she likes when im made fun of?...../cries/**
principal....
Fay
**haa, f it , I'll just fix it later....**
principal franklin
Ah , is Faybelle here?
principal franklin
Come in dear
principal franklin
**skinny b**ch , how I would love to make her kneel before me**
Fay
what can I do for you sir?
principal franklin
Oh, you have been selected for that internship you volunteered for
Fay
**hmm, that would be really good for my resume..**
principal franklin
**ahh her breasts are so full and round , whoever married her will be blessed**
Fay
**....I want to hurl...***
principal franklin
Dear, can you just grab that file from the bottom shelf there?
principal franklin
**so that I can see you a** well when you bend down**
Fay
** I'll just scout down**
principal franklin
**dammit!**
principal franklin
Could you just sign here please?
Fay
Yes sir , let me just read it out for a minute
principal franklin
Sure dear
Fay
By the way sir who is that lady you seem so close with in that picture over there?
Fay
That doesn't look like your wife
principal franklin
W-what , picture?? Oh oh this one
principal franklin
Uh , that's just my sister! she's my sister!
Fay
Were you not an only child?
Fay
Come to think of it , that must've been what your wife was staring a few days back when she was here..
principal franklin
SHE WHAT!?
Fay
I suppose you two should talk...
Fay
Here are the signed papers sir
principal franklin
Leave!?
principal franklin
Oh oh right
principal franklin
Good bye honey
principal franklin
And that IS my sister!
Fay
Sure sir , whatever you say.
Dear students , it's lunch time for classes 3-7, eat a healthy meal and enjoy your lunch
Fay
**it's lunch already?**
Fay
**imma just find a quiet place to decode this mind reading crap**
carl
I'm so sorry about this morning , I didn't mean to upset you!
Fay
**ah I'm not upset you sugar coated boy!**
Fay
**I did not say that aloud**
carl
But anyway , your not upset?
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