“Sickly Trapping” Author: Meizi Blind [Complete + Extra]

　　Introduction:

　　[Two male protagonists, traveling through a book , please be sure to read the top comments carefully before reading, beware of any spoilers]

　　Other people’s book-traveling skills: golden fingers, big system , and the protagonist’s halo.

　　Li Dezhuang travels through a book: a minor supporting character, a cannon fodder with nothing to offer except his good looks, and even his name is a bit corny.

　　In order to survive, Li Dezhuang made up his mind to guide the protagonist onto the right path!

　　He seemed to have succeeded.

　　The Mu Jian in front of him was well-behaved and cute, sensible and considerate, gentle and obedient.

　　He didn’t seem to succeed.

　　Mu Jian, who was taller than him, said in a low voice that was dangerous and paranoid, “If you dare to run, I will break your legs.”

　　Chapter 1: At the beginning, I killed the protagonist who wanted to curry favor with me.

　　Ji Enxu has traveled through time and space into a book.

　　When I opened my eyes, I was right under the beauty’s bed.

　　The ground below was cold.

　　Above are the concubines and the emperor…

　　Ji Enxu felt sick. He lay on the hard ground, his hands folded on his abdomen, and felt like he was lying in a coffin – peaceful.

　　As the emperor and the beauty communicated, he vaguely realized that this was a BL novel.

　　——Crazy Emperor x Fair and tender little eunuch——

　　I also roughly guessed that the real person who came through was called Li Dezhuang, an ordinary palace guard.

　　No golden finger,

　　No system,

　　There is no official match.

　　He doesn’t even have a high-sounding name, there aren’t even three lines of words about him in the original text, and he’s a supporting character among supporting characters who has never even seen the protagonist!

　　The reason why he was able to guess his identity was very simple.

　　In the original text, there are few idiots who dare to crawl under the beauty’s bed and intend to have an affair with the emperor’s woman!

　　The original owner, Li Dezhuang, was handsome and more beautiful than most women.

　　But what’s the use of having a good-looking face?

　　Traded for my IQ!

　　He actually relied on his good looks to offer himself to the emperor! That very night, after the emperor left, he had sex with the beauty!

　　The beauty wanted to use the original owner to give birth to a prince so that she could silence him when the time came. However, the truth was exposed and discovered.

　　He died…

　　When others travel into books, they either have golden fingers or awesome systems, and they are either great protagonists or crazy villains.

　　Why is he just an unknown cannon fodder?

　　Even if he was cannon fodder, why did he come through at such an embarrassing time!

　　He has one foot already in the underworld!

　　Soon, a eunuch outside spoke softly, “Your Majesty, the imperial concubine has a nightmare, we need you to go over and take a look…”

　　Such an old trick…

　　However, the emperor on the bed heard this and got up and left without saying a word.

　　The room fell into a deathly silence. It seemed as if a maid came in to serve, but was hit by a pillow and knocked out.

　　It was unknown how long it had been, until Li Dezhuang had numbed himself and the beauty had forgotten all about him, when she said, “Come out.”

　　Li Dezhuang shivered and crawled out.

　　The beauty had already put on her clothes without knowing when. Under the dim candlelight, one could see the charm of her eyes and eyebrows, and her delicate skin…

　　In the beauty’s eyes, the man in front of her had a handsome face, a tall figure, and was as handsome as snow falling from the earth.

　　Although he didn’t say a word and lowered his head, the beauty still felt his resistance.

　　”Regret it?”

　　”Uh…” No way.

　　”Weren’t you the one who offered yourself for my bed?”

　　”Uh…” I said, didn’t you believe it?

　　The beauty was already angry, and when she heard him describe it like this, she couldn’t help but get angry.

　　”Are you kidding me?!”

　　Li Dezhuang shuddered and quickly knelt down. His knees slammed hard on the ground, and the pain made him almost cry.

　　”My lady, I…I have a better idea!”

　　The beauty stared at him, the coldness in her pretty eyes still lingering.

　　Li Dezhuang knew that this was tacit consent, and he continued speaking tremblingly.

　　”Your Majesty is in his prime, full of energy

　　”I want you to teach me this?!”

　　Isn’t it because the Emperor rarely comes here, and every time he comes, he is called away by the Imperial Concubine. Will she agree to Li Dezhuang’s proposal? !

　　”I can lend a helping hand to your majesty and teach you the art of sex.”

　　The beauty was stunned.

　　This art of sex has always been kept extremely secret.

　　The women in the palace talked about everything except their skills in bed.

　　Some people also go outside to invite the mothers of brothels to come in, but they are no match for them and not all of them are experts.

　　What can a small guard do?

　　”Just you?”

　　Yes, that’s right, it’s me.

　　He studied painting and hasn’t graduated yet, but he is somewhat famous and people often ask him to do paintings for him.

　　Among them was his evil sister! He knew about this book because his sister asked him to draw fan art for her! And it was the kind that he couldn’t get through!

　　Although he is a virgin, he knows a lot.

　　”Please give me paper and pen, Madam.”

　　The beauty glanced at him twice, put on her clothes, and gave him paper and pen.

　　Li Dezhuang took the pen, and in just a moment, a pornographic picture appeared on the paper.

　　The beauty’s eyes lit up, she picked up the picture and glanced at him meaningfully, “I didn’t expect you to be so capable.”

　　Li Dezhuang said modestly, “Your Majesty, you are too kind. I believe that with your beauty, you will surely win the emperor’s heart in no time.”

　　The beauty folded the picture slowly and looked at him with approval.

　　”Well done. Go back today and think about what you can draw. I will teach you.”

　　Li Dezhuang was ecstatic inside, but looked calm on the outside.

　　”yes.”

　　He took back the foot that was about to step into the underworld and Li Dezhuang breathed a sigh of relief.

　　I quickly reviewed the plot of the novel.

　The hero of this book, Mu Jian, appears to be harmless on the outside, but in fact he is a lunatic with a very dark and cunning heart.

　　He is actually the child of the imperial concubine.

　　But the concubine’s heart is as deep as the sea!

　　The imperial concubine knew that she would become the target of public criticism in the palace. In order to allow her child to ascend the throne smoothly and catch everyone off guard, she switched her child with the child of the palace maid!

　　From then on, the children of the palace maids wore gold and silver.

　　The concubine’s children starved and froze, were thrown into the cold palace, and forgotten by the world. She was also bullied by the scoundrels in the palace and forced to become a pedophile. Later, she rose to power and ascended to the throne like a dark horse. She got rid of all those who bullied her!

　　His good brother, Eunuch Yang, was a young eunuch in the palace.

　　No power, no status.

　　But he was dying, and when Mu Jian was about to die, he gave him a hard steamed bun. From then on, this famous emperor was warmed! He won his heart!

　　Li Dezhuang hit his right palm with his left fist.

　　If you want to survive, clinging to the protagonist’s thigh is the best choice!

　　What the hell is a beauty! She is just a cannon fodder who won’t survive more than three episodes!

　　He doesn’t ask for much, just some money.

　　If all else fails, take two ornaments from the palace, escape from this deep palace, and have fun outside.

　　This is ancient words !

　　what does that mean!

　　It means he can have several wives!

　　ah!

　　happiness!

　　happy!

　　Long live ancient words!

　　Ancient words yyds!

　　Li Dezhuang now has two choices.

　　1. Hug Mu Jian’s thighs.

　　2. Hug Eunuch Yang’s thigh.

　　If you hug Mu Jian’s thigh, there is a chance that this gay man will take a fancy to you.

　　What’s more, he is of royal blood. If you approach him rashly, you might lose your head if you are not careful!

　　Li Dezhuang decisively chose the latter!

　　That night, Li Dezhuang reluctantly took out the change from the original owner’s small treasury and went to inquire about where Eunuch Yang lived.

　　This little eunuch Yang is really pretty, fair and tender, like a little cabbage. He is worthy of being the protagonist, and has the appearance that a protagonist should have.

　　Li Dezhuang made up a fake identity in a few words, saying that he was a distant relative of Xiao Yang, and successfully established a relationship with him. He stuffed some silver coins into Xiao Yang’s pocket and told him to wear two more layers of clothes when it was cold.

　　The kind-hearted Xiao Yang’s eyes turned red.

　　Li Dezhuang immediately gave him a big hug.

　　Good boy!

　　The future of your third cousin’s brother-in-law from your eldest aunt’s wife’s family depends on you!

　　Li Dezhuang, who successfully got on the lap of the protagonist, went back home in great joy and had a sweet dream that night.

　　I dreamed that he had thousands of acres of fertile land!

　　Dreaming that he has many wives and concubines.

　　Dreaming that he has many children and grandchildren.

　　After waking up, Li Dezhuang specially learned from Xiaoyanzi to sew two “easy to kneel” things, preparing to give them to Eunuch Yang when it was dark and windy, to add bricks and tiles to their revolutionary friendship!

　　However, before it got dark, the bad news arrived.

　　Eunuch Yang is dead.

　　Chapter 2 Do You Recognize Me?

　　Because of the small change Li Dezhuang had stuffed in, he was accused of stealing and beaten to death. The small amount of small change was also embezzled.

　　Li Dezhuang became autistic.

　　He killed the protagonist at the beginning, how can the story go on!

　　He has thousands of acres of fertile land!

　　He has many wives and concubines!

　　There is a villain roaring in Li Dezhuang’s heart!

　　In real life, Li Dezhuang lay motionless on the bed with a peaceful expression.

　　He lay in bed thinking for half the night, recalling the words his sister had whispered to him when she was obsessed with the book. He had figured it out.

　　Mu Jian, this little lunatic, is as pitiful as a grass, with no one caring for him or loving him.

　　Eunuch Yang is his light.

　　Now that this light has fallen, there will be thousands and millions of lights that can stand up!

　　Anyway, the crazy guy loves the person who gives him the steamed bun!

　　Li Dezhuang definitely can’t deliver the steamed buns himself!

　　What if that crazy guy falls in love with me? !

　　He remembered that Mu Jian later had a child with a woman, continuing the line of succession. So he didn’t have to go with a man! To be on the safe side, he decided to find a palace maid.

　　Li Dezhuang turned over, feeling upset.

　　Being alone in this deep palace is like walking barefoot on a tightrope. If you are not careful, you will be in danger of being crushed to pieces.

　　After Li Dezhuang thought it through, he started looking for someone to deliver steamed buns to Mu Jian the next day.

　　He was known as a handsome man in the palace.

　　She has fair skin and tender flesh. When she is not smiling, she looks cool and awe-inspiring, quite intimidating. When she smiles, she looks like peach blossoms in spring, sweet and soft, which makes people feel good just by looking at her.

　　Therefore, there were many palace maids who wanted to talk to him, and it was not difficult to find someone to do this.

　　But Li Dezhuang had requirements for this person.

　　This person cannot be too ugly or too fat, and must be pleasing to Mu Jian.

　　You also have to be honest and don’t do anything naughty or cause trouble.

　　The most important thing is that she knows how to repay a favor. Remember that it was Li Dezhuang who asked her to do this. Only then can she hold on to this thigh firmly in the future!

　　While Li Dezhuang was looking for a beauty, he secretly drew a picture of her.

　　Several days passed and he chose a palace maid. He used one third of his remaining money to bribe the maid, and stole two large, white and soft steamed buns from the kitchen. He wrapped them in several layers of cloth to prevent them from getting cold, and gave them to the little palace maid.

　　The little palace maid blushed and took it, and did the job for him without hesitation.

　　After coming back, I didn’t forget to report the situation to him.

　　Coming and going, winter and summer change.

　　Li Dezhuang would ask her to deliver things to Mu Jian from time to time.

　　Sometimes it was a few pieces of not-so-delicate pastries, and sometimes it was a tattered hand-warming stove.

　　Another time, he got a wooden toy that looked interesting, so he asked the palace maid to deliver it as well.

　During the twelfth lunar month, Li Dezhuang heard from the palace maid that Mu Jian had talked to her for a long time today and they became much closer.

　　The progress bar in Li Dezhuang’s mind has reached eighty percent!

　　He is so beautiful!

　　The foreman asked him to drink in the evening, and he drank two more bowls. He stumbled towards his residence.

　　Passing by the plum garden in the south of the palace, I couldn’t help but stop and vaguely saw a dark shadow over there.

　　”Meow–”

　　Li Dezhuang walked over with a lantern.

　　A kitten was lying in the snow, thin, small, and dirty, staring at Li Dezhuang with its glass-like eyes.

　　Li Dezhuang rubbed its head and his expression suddenly became sad.

　　”You are alone too, right? Me too. This palace is dangerous. Come with me, or you will be caught and poisoned someday.”

　　Li Dezhuang picked up the kitten.

　　The kitten struggled and was reluctant. Li Dezhuang coaxed it.

　　”I’ll sing a song for you! Snowflakes are fluttering… the north wind is howling… the world is vast and desolate—”

　　Li Dezhuang sang with great passion. When he turned around, he met a pair of dark eyes.

　　He said, “That’s my cat.”

　　Awkward……

　　The parties involved were very embarrassed!

　　Li Dezhuang calmed down for a few seconds, raised the lantern in his hand, and the bright candlelight illuminated the other person.

　　A person was lying on the high palace wall. He was thin and small, a bit like the cat in his arms.

　　A pair of bright eyes stared at him blankly, with a hint of inquiry and curiosity. His hands, which were clinging to the wall, were red as ten carrots.

　　Li Dezhuang thought that this little radish was perfect to go with wine.

　　He smiled at him.

　　The man was stunned.

　　He saw a tall and graceful man wearing a dark blue gown, holding a cat in one hand and holding a lantern high in the other, under the sparse red plum blossoms in the snow-covered plum garden.

　　He said, “It’s high up there, it’s dangerous, come down quickly.”

　　Li Dezhuang’s voice was a little drunken, and his pronunciation was slow, which made people feel warmer than the candlelight in the lantern.

　　The man leaning against the wall asked, “Do you recognize me?”

　　Li Dezhuang smiled, “Kid, why should I recognize you?”

　　The “child” pursed his lips, “I’m not a child, I’m an adult.”

　　After saying that, he still stared without saying a word.

　　Li Dezhuang thought he wanted his cat back, so he stood on tiptoe and handed the cat to him. He took it, but still lay on the wall and looked at him.

　　Li Dezhuang thought about it and handed him the lantern, fearing that he might fall while walking at night.

　　”Yes, take it.”

　　He didn’t answer and asked, “What about you?”

　　Li Dezhuang smiled, “I’m older than you, so I’m not afraid of walking at night.”

　　Mu Jian wanted to say that he was not afraid and that you are not much older than me, but he still slowly reached out and grabbed the lantern.

　　Li Dezhuang asked: “Do you like this cat?”

　　”I can’t say I like it.” Mu Jian paused and added, “If you like it and want to see it, you can come find me.”

　　Li Dezhuang was stunned for three seconds and thought, who are you? You are so free. Is the palace your home?

　　The man on the wall stared at him and spoke word by word.

　　”My name is Mu Jian.”

　　Li Dezhuang froze in place.

　　I took several breaths of cold air.

　　Damn!

　　It really is his home!

　　Mu Jian slowly moved the lantern to the wall on his side, jumped down skillfully, and ran in the night wind holding the cat.

　　He ran faster and faster, unable to stop smiling. He ran all the way back to the cold palace, then he stopped and carefully put the cat on the ground, touching the place where Li Dezhuang had touched with his swollen hands.

　　”He likes you, I won’t eat you anymore.”

　　Li Dezhuang returned to his room, feeling unlucky no matter how he thought about it!

　　He sang like crazy in front of that lunatic! He almost stole his cat!

　　But this is not the worst!

　　The worst thing was that the next day, when the palace maid came to chat with Li Dezhuang, she told him that she had already told Mu Jian that he was the one who asked her to deliver the things.

　　Li Dezhuang was petrified in the cold wind.

　　Cui Er held her little face in her hands. She didn’t know if her lovely face was red because of the cold wind or because of herself. She looked at Li De Zhuang with an evasive look.

　　”Brother Li, you are such a nice person. There are very few people as nice as you in the palace.”

　　Li Dezhuang had a splitting headache.

　　”Didn’t I tell you not to tell him it was me?”

　　”I didn’t say it at first.” Cui’er lowered her head like a child who had made a mistake, “But I let it slip once.”

　　”Brother Li, you didn’t do anything bad, why are you afraid that His Highness would know?”

　　”Uh…” Because that crazy guy will be gay in the future!

　　Li Dezhuang still had a headache, “This is a good thing, why didn’t you tell him that it was you who did it?”

　　”How can that be possible!” Cui’er’s voice immediately rose, “Brother Li, you are the one who did the good deed, how can I take your credit?!”

　　Li Dezhuang held his forehead with his hand.

　　Blame him!

　　Found such an honest person!

　　Girl, why don’t you have any ambition?

　　Li Dezhuang began to worry and had trouble sleeping.

　　I always dream of that crazy guy saying, you gave me a steamed bun, I want to make you happy!

　　Chapter 3 Will you always be nice to me?

　　In order to protect Chrysanthemum, Li Dezhuang re-arranged the story line from the beginning.

　　The reason why Mu Jian became gay was because of those brainless young men in the palace.

　　One day, he was drunk and saw that Mu Jian was good-looking, so he dragged him behind the rockery and bullied him.

　　Later, when he found out that he was a prince, he did not restrain himself. Instead, he took advantage of his unpopularity and bullied him even more fiercely.

　　It was because of this experience that he became gay.

　　As long as you don’t have this experience!

　　Mu Jian is a good person!

　　Li Dezhuang made up his mind, and that night he took the “Kneeling Is Easy” that he had not been able to give away and two boxes of frostbite ointment, and went to the cold palace.