Love, Delivered
Extra Cheese, please
Author
Hi guys this is my first chat story.
Author
Hope you all enjoy it.
System Notification: Order# LD-77821 delivered. Rate you experience?
Meera
Hello. Emergency. My fried arrived....emotiomally unsupported by cheese.😤
Agent 47
Hello, Ms. Meera. Emotion noted. Cheese absence escalated
Meera
Finally, someone who understands pain.
Agent 47
I'm trained in snack empathy.
Meera
I request extra cheese. This is existential cheese.
Agent 47
Checking... Yes, you selected "extra" not "existential". Common typo
Meera
Wow. Comedy from customer support.
Agent 47
Polite, punctual and punny. Its in my contract.
Meera
Compensation, please.
Agent 47
Approved: obe complimentary ketchup packet.
Meera
i demand cheese justice.
Agent 47
Justice served. 50 coins credited. Usable for cheese add-ons only
Meera
Wait- you can do that?
Agent 47
I have button. I press them with purpose .
Meera
Thank you mysterious Agent 4. Sound like Hitman.
Agent 47
I only assassinate bad delivery and typos.
Meera
You saw my last ticket huh?"Garlic bread"
Agent 47
May garlic forgive us all.
Meera
... Fried got cold while i typed this tragic essay.
Agent 47
Initiating warm fuzzies protocol.
Agent 47
Fancy way to say i added 30 coins for a reheatable side on your next order.
Meera
Are you flirting with me via coupons?
Agent 47
I'm merely optimizing your snack trajectory.
Meera
My trajectory appreciates it.
System Tip: your agent is typing...
Author
For now that's lt .
Author
I hope you enjoyed.
Algorithm blushes
Agent 47
Out of curiosity, why always late night fries?
Meera
Freelance writer. Deadlines. Drama. Deep-fried coping.
Agent 47
Respected. I'm a nocturnal support ninja. Caffeine. Headset. Existential queues.
Meera
How many complaints tonight?
Agent 47
Forty-two. Yours is the only one with poetic cheese grief.
Meera
I contained multitude... Of condiments
Agent 47
Logging resolution: "Partial cheese failure+ added optimism"
Meera
Add: "Unexpected charm from Agent 47".
Agent 47
HR might flag that as suspicious delight.
Meera
Tell HR it's research for my romcom coloum.
Agent 47
Title suggestion: Love in the Time of Tartar Sauce.
Agent 47
one more thing -- your next order note now included: Handle with cheese.
Meera
.... You can edit my notes??
Agent 47
Only to protect dairy destiny
System ETA: Reorder window: 18 min for maximum crispness.
Meera
If i reorder, can i request... You again?
Agent 47
Agent are assigned by algorithm.
Meera
And i i charm the algorithm?
Agent 47
It responds well to sincerity. And 5-star rating.
Agent 47
The algorithm blushes😳
Agent 47
Ours does. It's in beta
Meera
Okay , last question. What's the intrest on "cheese credit"?
Doodle
Agent 47
Compounds at one smile per message
Agent 47
Apply personal romance responsibly.
Meera
I'm reordering. Same place. Extra cheese squared.
Agent 47
I'll watch the ticket. Quietly. Professional. Heroically.
Agent 47
Occupational hazard.
System Update: Order #LD-77892 placed. ETA 22-28 min
Meera
If this one arrives cheesy... I'll write you a thank-you haiku.
Agent 47
I accept haiku and fries donations.
Agent 47
Understandable. Have a great snack, Ms. Meera.
System Rider Update: Courier picked up your order.
Meera
Hey... Agent 47? You still there?
Agent 47
Monitoring in stealth mode.
Meera
If the cheese is right, I'll tip 100 coins.
Agent 47
Brave words. Screenshotting for the motivational posters.
System: Order#LD-77892 delivered. Rate your experience?
Meera
Hold on. Opening box....
Meera
.... There's a sticky note.
Agent 47
From the restaurant?
Meera
It says: "Extra cheese, as requested.--A"
Agent 47
Good restaurant sign with hearts.
Meera
There's a doodle...of a headset.
Agent 47
.... I don't doodle. Usually.
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