“Aaah", Naruto sighed, sinking down further into the warm onsen (Japanese term to hot sprigs), stretching his legs out. "This is so nice. Why don't we do this more often?"

"Because a certain someone spends all his money on ramen and toy frogs." Sasuke answered in annoyance.

"No, I don't! It's actually because it takes forever to make you agree to do anything that doesn’t involve studying or being a bastard."

"Your apartment is full of those frogs, idiot. Besides, we can't all give up on university and work instead. You just doesn't study because you're a lazy a**.”

Sasuke sank down as well, not wanting to admit that it actually had been a good idea to come to this hot spring resort.

“Who said anything about giving up?! I’m only twenty four, plenty of time to start again!Believe it!” Naruto shouted, splashing some water over his best friend.

“Stop that! Or you can go bother some other fucker.”

Naruto pouted, as Sasuke was giving him an annoyed look in return.

“But Sasukeeee we’re supposed to have fun!” He whined, scooting closer and latching onto a pale arm that belonged to Sasuke.

“Don’t cuddle me when you’re nak*d, moron!” Sasuke complained, trying to shake the blonde off, unfortunately, too used to this kind of childish behavior from his best friend.

“Huh? Why? Am I, perhaps, turning you on?” Naruto asked mockingly, with a teasing grin on his face, his eyebrows wiggling up and down.

Sasuke stared at him for a second, then sighed heavily before smacking Naruto right in the face with his free hand, pushing him underneath the water. Naruto flailed for a few seconds, splashing water everywhere, until Sasuke released him since he decided the punishment was enough, allowing him to finally resurface and breathe again.

“Gah! *cough* Asshole! Are you trying to kill me or something?!” He coughed, scowling at the faint smirk on Sasuke’s thin lips.

“Well it would certainly make life easier for me, so I might think about it.” Was the sweet answer Naruto received from his best friend.

He muttered angrily to himself about prissy bastards with sticks up their asses, but Sasuke ignored him in favor of finding himself a better position. They were most likely going to be there for a while, and if he was going to put up with the moron for that long he might as well be comfortable.

Naruto sulked for another minute or so, and then forgot all about it. He just didn’t know how to hold a grudge.

Staring up at the sky, Sasuke relaxed, glancing warily at the blonde now and then, but at the moment the priority for both of them was concentrating on enjoying themselves in silence.

“Ah!” Naruto suddenly exclaimed, bumping his fist onto his palm. “I almost forgot,” he continued, turning around to the small plastic bag he’d snuck into the bath.

Opening it, he took out two small cups and a bottle of sake.

“The hell? What’s with the sake, dobe?” Sasuke asked, frowning at it, wondering if such thing were really allowed in there.

“Hey, teme, calm down. No one is going to see us with all this steam around.” Naruto answered, waving a hand at the other male. “Don’t act like such a prude.”

“Hn. Knowing you, you’re going to end up drowning because you will forget you can’t breathe underwater if you drink all that.”

“As if! And don’t try to escape because you will be drinking as well, teme! It’s been too long since you got drunk anyway.”

“And why, exactly, do I need to get drunk?” Sasuke asked flatly, eyes narrowing at the now grinning blonde.

“Because,” Naruto said, throwing an arm over Sasuke’s shoulders, pointing at him with his other hand that held the bottle, “that’s the only way in the world to make you act like less of a prick, unless someone’s dying and I couldn’t find volunteers.”

Naruto finished off his explanation by poking Sasuke’s cheek, chuckling at the unimpressed face the raven made. Sasuke rolled his eyes, but accepted the filled cup when Naruto offered it to him and took a sip of the strong liquid.

“No no no, that’s noy how you get drunk, stupid!” Naruto complained ignoring Sasuke’s glare at being called stupid. “Now drink it all!” He ordered, chugging down the contents of his own cup and then refilling it.

With a sigh Sasuke gave up, figuring he’d end up doing as his annoying friend said eventually even if he tried to put up a fight. Somehow he always ended up like that, going along with Naruto’s crazy ideas and then, most of the time, regretting it afterwards.

But how much damage could he cause in a public onsen anyway?

A few cups later he was already feeling dizzy, having always been a lightweight. Naruto wasn’t so much better off, a faint blush on his cheeks. Putting down his sixth cup on the ground behind him the blonde sighed, more depressed than content, and Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the put out look on the usually overly happy face.

“Can you believe I’ve suffered from a month long dry spell?” Naruto said, looking to Sasuke for some company in feeling sorry for himself after his fourth breakup of the year.

“No,” Sasuke said with annoyance, “I didn’t come here to talk about what’s-her-name girl you just broke up with.”

“I didn’t say anything about that! And why do you always have to be such a bastard towards them anyway?” Naruto kicked Sasuke’s shin through the water. “Jealous or what?” He continued, the jab directed at Sasuke’s pretty much permanent single status.

“I just don’t see wht you insist so much on getting into a relationship all the time. You are so needy. Just f*ck them and be done with it, I say.”

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Sasuke filled up his cup, cursing himself for not realizing earlier that obviously Naruto was going to get all emotional on him. That's why he hated all those girlfriends, they never lasted and Sasuke is always the one dealing with an upset moron post break-up.

But yeah, sure, just walk away. Who cares if Naruto cried all over his expensive shirt and all but ruined them with the snot and hand-twisting.

"Because only cold emotionless bastards like you do that! I wanna hold hands, and cuddle in the morning, and show her off to the world!" Naruto explained, his arms moving in an wide circular motion.

"You might as well get a dog."

"Dammit Sasuke- uwaaaahh!"

Naruto had stood up, the sudden movement causing his head to spin which made him trip over his own feet, landing pretty much on top of Sasuke.

He groaned with closed eyes, his knee having hit the stone bench they were sitting on , and opening them again he found himself face to face with a pissed off best friend.

Staring into those onix orbs he could only blame the alcohol for what he said next.

"You have pretty eyes, teme." He mumbled, still hypnotized by Sasuke's glare on him, letting out an indignant squeak when he was roughly pushed away, creating another big splash.

After coughing up the water he'd swallowed, happy there weren't any hot girls around, he glared angrily at the bastard who glared right back.

"What the hell was that for?!" He asked in an accusing tone, wading through the water so he could sit down again.

"What's with the gay shit is a better question."

"Hey! Don't say stuff like that! I happen to have very good friends who are gay."

"You happen to know Sai, who's a creep trying to get in your pants."

Naruto's mouth fell open as he stared wide-eyed at Sasuke.

"HE IS?!" He shouted, causing Sasuke to face-palm.

Naruto thought for a moment, trying to make sense inside his fuzzy brain. Then he frowned, looking at Sasuke confused.

"But how come you know that?! You've only met him twice!"

"You're just oblivious." Sasuke scoffed, leaning back and putting his arm on the ground behind him.

The water was only deep enough to reach just underneath your waist while standing, which Naruto was still doing since he'd apparently forgotten that he was on his way to sit down. Now, the blonde crossed his arms scowling at Sasuke for still being able to use such fancy word while drunk.

"Well, Sai says that gay sex isn't that much different from an*l s*x with a girl."

Sasuke winced and gave him a disbelieving look.

"I doubt it. And I really don't need images like that, dobe. And Sai also thinks shirts that show off your stomach are fashionable, and he is supposed to be gay."

"Ugh, It's not that different for the one on top, Sasuke! I mean, think about it-"

"No."

"-its not like there's anything different with the thrusting."

"Oh my God. Stop talking."

Sasuke was grimacing, cursing himself for agreeing with this stupid trip. He'd rather be stuck with Sakura in a closed room for hours than listen to this crazy gay perverted talk of a drunk Naruto.

"But Sasukeeeeee, you're the one who brought it up!"

"And I regret it."

"You're so boriiiiing!"

"For f*ck's sake just drink some more and pass out already so I can dump you in bed."

Naruto stared at him for a moment, then a smug grin spread over his face, his arms folding behind his head.

"Ha, I refuse to drink more than you do, so Im afraid that's a no go, teme."

"Are you saying I can't hold my liquor better than you, usuratonkashi?! Because I can."

"Is this a challenge?!"

Ignoring the fact that Naruto had beaten him an embarrassed amount of times in drinking contests, Sasuke gave him a determined look, refusing to back down from the challenge.

It was just the effect Naruto had on him.

"Bring it. Dead last."

After an amount of that neither could remember it was rather obvious that things were going downhill to Sasuke. Especially when Naruto insisted that they should stand up to see who could still keep their balance and Sasuke had to try standing three times before finally doing it.

Naruto spent five minutes just laughing him.

"Hey hey, teme," Naruto slurred once he'd caught his breath again, "what would you do if Sai took my a** virginity?"

Sasuke scowled at him, almost losing his balance again and being forced to hold onto the side wall.

"I'd f*cking kill that perv." He said venomously, the fact that he hated Sai with a passion surfacing now that he didn't have as much control over his emotions.

"Oohh, you're so protective, babyyy!" Naruto teased, smacking Sasuke's chest playfully.

Sasuke smacked him right back, this time stumbling and falling ungracefully to sit on the bench again.

"Hn, dobe, if anyone is taking your a** it better be me." He answered in a put out voice, because of the subject or his balance failure he wasn't sure of himself anymore.

Naruto stared at him for a moment before bursting out laughing again, clumsy walking over to Sasuke and sitting down next to him, wrapping his arm around the raven's shoulder, thighs touching too much.

"Ha! Now this," he wheezed out in-between laughs, "is why you gotta get drunk! I should've got this in camera!"

"I'm being serious here, usuratonkashi." Sasuke complained, hitting Naruto over the head with his fist.

How he reasoned to come to this conclusion he had no idea, but no way in hell was Sai allowed to get all cozy with his best friend. If Naruto had some weird gay experiment he wanted to do, he should do it with Sasuke, not creepy ugly Sai.

Yeah, he was definitely sexier than Sai, so obviously he was a better choice.

"Of course, everyone wants this sexy piece of a** of mine!" Naruto said proudly.

His confident grin was now just a few centimeters from Sasuke's face, his blue sky eyes staring slightly off focus into Sasuke dark ones.

No matter how many times he tried, he couldn't remember what happened next, to lead them from talking to a sloppy make-out session.

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Naruto was now leaning over Sasuke, tongue shoved down his throat, hands gripping his shoulders tightly. At some point, Sasuke started to unconsciously respond to it. He couldn't even recall any initial surprise.

A mutual decision?

...No, it was probably safer to just put the blame on the drunk blonde that was now gripping his raven hair. After all, the blonde's free hand was now sliding down his neck to his bare chest, then over his hip to rest on his light thigh.

The fact that he didn't stop it and instead cupped Naruto's sun-kissed neck was completely unrelated.

"Holy sh*t! Is that two dudes making out?!"

Naruto broke the kiss after hearing the startled shout coming from outside, turning his head to frown at the two guys standing over by the pathway, barely able to make them out through the steam.

"You getting off or what?!" He shouted back, grinning in victory when they made double-take and quickly left.

"Wha-"

Before Sasuke could finish speaking Naruto smashed their lips together again, silencing any protesting -or urging on- that Sasuke wanted to do.

Oh that son of a b*tch! What's with the whole dominance thing Naruto had going on?! Sasuke frowned, the hand that was once holding Naruto's tan neck now moving to grip his bright yellow hair locks lightly, the other hand flat against his hard chest.

Suddenly twisting his fingers in what must be a painful way for the blonde, Sasuke pushed the moron away from him, not enough to break the kiss but enough to make Naruto sit down so he could successfully kneel on the stone surface, gaining the upper hand on the situation.

"What's that?" He smirked when he could feel Naruto pouting his lips on the kiss. "This was your stupid idea anyways."

"Hmmm but you're not supposed to switch positions like that!!"

Sasuke's eyebrow ticked.

"Dobe, you should feel lucky I didn't kill you yet!"

"E-Ehh, but you said it yourself, Sasuke," Naruto grinned cheekily, "If I want to do some weird gay experiment it should be with you, right?"

Sasuke froze. Mouth hanging open in surprise. Then he slowly collected himself, composing his face into a neutral mask. So what if he said that out loud without realizing? He was drunk, the perfect excuse.

"Hn, whatever, dobe. Just don't complain if your back hurts tomorrow." He said, voice turning low and seductive.

If they were going to do this, he might as well go all out. There was nothing half-assed about his and Naruto's friendship after all.

Using the hold he had of Naruto’s hair, Sasuke tilted the blonde’s head backwards, initiating a deep sensual kiss, one that always had the girls weak at the knees. Of course it wouldn’t be different with Naru-

“Oof!” He gasped ungracefully when Naruto punched him in the ribs, effectively cutting off the kiss.

“Wrong wrong wrong!” The blonde shouted, blue eyes shooting daggers. “You’re doing it all wrong!”

“What the f*ck do you mean wrong?! Don’t punch me like that you dimwit!”

“I’m on top!”

Sasuke stared at his best friend, a serious and slightly put off look on his face, his tan arms crossing just before he puffed his whiskered cheeks like a small child.

“It’s my experiment.” The blonde continued, and Sasuke wanted to bang his head against the stone edge.

Instead of doing that though he grabbed a hold of Naruto’s hair again, lifting him up while ignoring the complaints of pain coming from the said blonde and throwing him into the water for the third time that evening.

No. F*cking. Way.

When Naruto won over his disorientation and found the surface again he only had time for a quick gasp of breath before his face was roughly shoved against Sasuke’s. His dark eyes glaring angrily before he calmed down looking at those blue orbs, changing into a look that Naruto wasn’t familiar with. Those half-lidded dark eyes drew him in, mesmerized him. Sasuke’s breaths suddenly hot against his own mouth, the painful grip on his hair telling him this was one battle Sasuke woudn’t let him win.

Oh god, was that a shiver of anticipation running down his spine? This might be good.

“Naruto,” Sasuke purred, and Naruto had no trouble understanding why girls flocked around Sasuke like moths drawn to a flame, especially Sakura. “Let’s just establish one fact: I will, and always will, come out on top in any argument we may have.”

Sasuke watched in satisfaction when Naruto seemed to finally give in, eyes clouding over with the beginnings of arousal and tongue darting over his already wet lips. Smirking in victory he caught Naruto’s plump lower lip between his teeth, lightly pulling at it before gently tracing it with his tongue. Then he kissed the corner of his lips, his whiskered cheek that was slightly flushed by the alcohol and by Sasuke’s actions, licked the blonde's jaw line all the way back to his ear.

“Don’t go easy on me, bastard teme,” Naruto mumbled, grabbing Sasuke’s free hand and wrapping it around his hardening member.

Sasuke started pumping it slowly, nibbling on the blonde’s ear before moving downwards to leave a large mark on Naruto’s neck. Naruto groaned quietly, his breathing speeding up when the hand touching him teased the head and twisted every time it descended.

“You’re getting hard awfully fast for a straight man,” Sasuke mumbled into the skin of his throat, catching the water droplets dribbling down with the tip of his tongue, lapping almost cat-like.

“Your mouth is a f*cking sin,” Naruto groaned in responde, tilting his head to the side when Sasuke started pressing open-mouthed kisses all over his neck in-between licks.

“No objections? I guess I’m just that good then.”

Sasuke’s voice sounded a bit too smug for Naruto’s liking, but he didn’t complain when he motioned for him to get up and sit on the edge of the onsen, revealing his wet n*ked sun-kissed body. Sasuke gave him a once-over, then another one, finally meeting his eyes with an unimpressed look.

“Well, you don’t look girly at all.”

“Gaah! Assh*le! I’m a man! A man, dammit!” Naruto shouted and smacked Sasuke repeatedly over the head.

He shut up as Sasuke suddenly grabbed his wrist, a dangerous look in his eyes as he pushed Naruto down on his back, climbing up to hover above him with water dripping off his body on Naruto’s chest, the alcohol and steam giving him a faintly blushed look as he leaned towards Naruto’s face, opening his mouth to speak.

“Shit! They’re at it again!” A voice shouted from a ways off, and turning their heads Naruto and Sasuke saw the same pair of guys that caught them earlier.

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