BTS Meme
Chatroom: Bangtan Bantz
Taehyung
Dear BTS fans I have written a meme about BTS, I hope you enjoy it
Taehyung
Why are you online at 3am?
Jungkook
Final boss was disrespectful.
Taehyung
You're disrespectful to your own health 😤
Jungkook
Chill, I drank banana milk
Taehyung
That doesn’t fix sleep 😭
Jungkook
It fixes my soul 🍼✨
Taehyung
Send a selfie doing aegyo
Jungkook sends photo: ✌️🐰✌️
Taehyung
HELP 💀 you look like a confused Pikachu
Jungkook
You're just jealous
Jungkook
Do you secretly listen to my playlists
Taehyung
Only when I wanna cry at 2AM
Jungkook
That’s the goal 😎
Taehyung
Shut up and go to sleep
In case you are a reader and you meant to be in bed go and sleep and don't be disrespectful to your health. Thanks for reading. I will upload another chapter soon.
The microwave who sang
BTS dorm kitchen 10:32 AM
jin
Who touched my pancake!
jin
You have syrup on your nose.
Jungkook
That's... skincare.
RM Namjoon
*walks in holding broken toaster*
RM Namjoon
Guys, the toaster exploded.
suga yoongi
*without looking up*
suga yoongi
Because you put a spoon in it.
RM Namjoon
It was a tiny spoon.
Jimin
*Eating cereal with a fork*
Jimin
Can somebody explain why my spoon is in the toaster?
Taehyung
I was testing if it could become magnetic. 🧲
J-hope
WHO PUT ICE CREAM IN THE MICROWAVE?!
Jungkook
It was too cold 😔
BTS dorm kitchen 10:37 AM (5 minutes later)
jin
New rule: no science experiment in the kitchen!
Taehyung
What about emotional experiments?
Jungkook
*Whispers to Jimin*
Jungkook
Should we tell him the rice cooker is on fire?
Jimin
*Sips juice nervously*
Jimin
Let it burn..... Maybe it will make fried rice.
RM Namjoon
*staring at a melted plastic bowl*
RM Namjoon
In my defense, it said " microwave safe" in Korea.
I cant read Korea that well.....
suga yoongi
You literally Korean.
J-hope
Why is the microwave playing music?! Is that... " fire by BTS?!
BTS dorm kitchen and living room, 10: 45 AM
Microwave is still playing "Fire" by BTS. Smoke every where
J-hope
*running in a circle*
J-hope
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR RM MOM!!!
RM Namjoon
*Frantically pressing button*
RM Namjoon
Why does the microwave have Bluetooth?! WHY!?
Taehyung
*filming with his phone*
Taehyung
This is art. I'm uploading it to Weverse: "BTS vs Technology 🔥😎"
Jungkook
*wearing goggles*
Jungkook
Don't worry I got this.
Jungkook
*grabs water gun and sprays microwave
suga yoongi
You just made it angrier.
microwave
"Mic Drop" starts playing aggressively
Jimin
*dramatically posing*
Jimin
If we die tell AMY I was the Visual.😥
jin
*Storming back in with a frying pan*
jin
EVERYBODY OUT.
I'm making egg. If the house burn down we are eating first.
BTS Dorm - outside the kitchen, 11: 00 AM
Everyone's standing outside the smoky kitchen. RM is holding the unplugged microwave like a guilty child.
RM Namjoon
Okay. So, technically.. This is all the toaster fault.
suga yoongi
Technically, it was your fault for putting spoon inside it.
Taehyung
Moment of silence for the microwave.
It really dropped the mic.🎤🔥
J-hope
That microwave was more active than Yoongi
suga yoongi
I'm ignoring that for legal reasons.
jin
I lost pancake, a pan and my patience
Jimin
On the bright side.... the fire alarm dances to our beat now.
The fire alarm starts beeping in rhythm.
Jungkook
Beatboxes along
🔥🔥🔥Fire remix lets goooooo!
Taehyung
Should we release this as a mixtape?
RM Namjoon
First... we buy a new microwave.
Then... we never speak of this again.
Jungkook is setting up a "funeral" for the microwave on the living room table. it's covered with black fabric and banana milk offerings.
Jungkook
We gather here today... To say goodbye... To mike the wave. 💔
Taehyung
He heated leftovers. He exploded rice. He played BTS track in its final moments
jin
I still want my pancakes.
suga yoongi
Should we say a few words?
Jimin
Mike.... You were hot. Too hot.
Literally.🔥
RM Namjoon
I swear I didn't know spoons were flammable.
Taehyung
Lays a single chicken nugget on the "coffin"
Jungkook
Rest in power, legend.
*salutes*
Suddenly the light flicker.
suga yoongi
Um... Was that just-
microwave
*from the trash can*
microwave
Fire🔥 "불타오르네~" plays one last time
“Jin’s Cooking Show
Scene: BTS dorm kitchen. Jin is wearing a chef’s hat. Jungkook, Jimin, and SUGA are watching.
jin
*holding a spatula dramatically*
jin
Welcome to “Eat Jin: Culinary Legends Never Cry”. Today we are making… eggs.
suga yoongi
This better not end in a fire like last time.
Jimin
*Whispering to jungkook*
Jimin
Last time he made cereal and the microwave exploded
Jungkook
He used foil. Again.
jin
*cracking eggs with flair, but one lands on the floor*
jin
That was the sacrifice to the kitchen gods. Very necessary.
suga yoongi
Kitchen gods left after episode two.
jin
Now we stir the eggs gently. You must whisper compliments so they fluff up.
jin
You are valid. You are loved. You are not scrambled. You are luxury.
Jimin
Are you trying to raise self-esteem or cholesterol?
Jungkook
*Starts beatboxing, RM enters.*
Jungkook
Egg-cellent bars, hyung
RM Namjoon
*Confused, holding a fire extinguisher*
RM Namjoon
Why is there a smoke detector on the counter?
jin
Because I pre-fired it up. Just in case.
suga yoongi
Nope. I’m not insured for this.
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