I Swear I'm Not Into Guys! BL
Chapter 1
Xiao Chunfeng woke up with a pounding headache, his vision blurry as he tried to sit up
The last thing he remembered was falling asleep in his dorm room after pulling an all-nighter for exams
But now, he was lying on a hard wooden bed, covered by a thin blanket, in a room that looked like something out of a historical drama
Xiao Chunfeng
'Where the hell am I?'
Xiao Chunfeng
'Did I... transmigrate?'
The thought hit him like a bucket of cold water
He had read enough web novels to recognize the signs
A loud bell rang outside, signaling the start of the day
Chunfeng scrambled to his feet, realizing he must be late
The academy courtyard was bustling with students, all young men in similar robes, chatting and heading to their classes
Xiao Chunfeng
'Where are the girls?'
He scanned the crowd again. Not a single female disciple in sight
Before he could think too much about it, someone bumped into him from behind
Zui Jian
Ah, sorry about that
A smooth, teasing voice said
Chunfeng turned and nearly choked
The guy in front of him was beautiful. Tall, with sharp features, dark eyes that curved like crescents when he smiled, and lips that looked way too soft for a man
Zui Jian
You’re new, aren’t you?
Zui Jian
I’ve never seen you before
Chunfeng took a step back, suddenly aware of how close the other was standing
Xiao Chunfeng
Uh, yeah. First day
Zui Jian
I’m Zui Jian. And you?
Xiao Chunfeng
Xiao Chunfeng
Xiao Chunfeng
'What the hell...'
Zui Jian leaned in slightly
Zui Jian
You’ve got the face of a scholar but the eyes of a troublemaker. I like that
Xiao Chunfeng
'Is he… flirting with me?'
Before he could react, another student called out
Student
Young Master Zui, stop harassing the new disciple!
Zui Jian laughed, waving a hand dismissively
Zui Jian
I’m just being friendly!
He turned back to Chunfeng, eyes glinting
Zui Jian
See you around newbie!
And with that, he sauntered off
After Zui Jian walked away, Chunfeng stood frozen for a moment
Xiao Chunfeng
'Forget about it. Right now, I need to figure out where I’m supposed to go.'
Chapter 2
Chunfeng had no idea which class he belonged to. Panic started creeping in
Spotting a lone student walking nearby, Chunfeng hurried over
The boy was tall, with neat robes and a quiet expression
He looked serious but not unfriendly
Xiao Chunfeng
I’m new. Do you know where the teachers are?
Xiao Chunfeng
I don’t know which class I’m in
The boy studied him for a second
Relieved, Chunfeng trailed behind him as they walked through the courtyards
After a few turns, they reached a large building with sliding doors
Inside, several teachers sat at desks, reading scrolls or writing
Yu Heng
Teacher, this disciple is new
Yu Heng
He doesn't know his class
A middle-aged man with a stern face looked up
Xiao Chunfeng
Xiao Chunfeng
The teacher flipped through a ledger, then pulled out a slip of paper
Teacher
Your timetable. You’re in the Orchid Pavilion, third-year disciples
Xiao Chunfeng
Thank you, Teacher
The teacher turned to the other boy
Teacher
You, since you brought him here, escort him to his class
They left the teacher’s hall
Xiao Chunfeng
Thanks for helping me
Xiao Chunfeng
I would've been lost forever
Yu Heng
I’m Yu Heng, by the way
Yu Heng
I’m in the Bamboo Pavilion, second-year
Xiao Chunfeng
Xiao Chunfeng. Uh, obviously
Xiao Chunfeng
So, different classes, huh?
Yu Heng
Yes. But the Orchid Pavilion isn’t far
The path led through a garden with blooming flowers and a small pond
Chunfeng couldn’t help but stare
The place was beautiful, like something out of a painting
Yu Heng
You’re not from around here, are you?
Yu Heng
You seem unfamiliar with everything
Xiao Chunfeng
I’m from a small village
Xiao Chunfeng
It's my first time in a big academy
Yu Heng nodded like it made sense
Yu Heng
You'll get used to it
Xiao Chunfeng
Hey, thanks again
Yu Heng’s lips curved slightly
Yu Heng
If you ever need help, you can find me in the Bamboo Pavilion
With that, he turned and walked away
Chunfeng took a breath before stepping into the Orchid Pavilion classroom
The moment he slid the door open, noise hit him like a wave
His eyes scanned the room and then froze
There, lounging at a desk near the back like some spoiled young master, was Zui Jian
He hadn't noticed Chunfeng yet
Before Chunfeng could move, a heavy hand landed on his shoulder
Teacher
Ah! A new disciple!
Chunfeng nearly jumped out of his skin
An elderly teacher with a wispy beard stood behind him, smiling kindly
The teacher clapped his hands sharply
Teacher
Silence! We have a new classmate
Dozens of eyes turned to stare
Zui Jian's eyebrows shot up
A slow smile spread across his face.
Teacher
Introduce yourself
Xiao Chunfeng
I'm Xiao Chunfeng
Xiao Chunfeng
uh... southern regions
Teacher
Take any empty seat. Let's begin—
Zui Jian
That seat's broken
Zui Jian
Since this morning! Poor Liu Bing almost fell earlier
Student
Y-Yeah! Super wobbly
Teacher
Then Chunfeng, take the one by the—
Zui Jian
There's one here!
Zui Jian shoved the boy next to him so hard the poor guy nearly fell off his chair
The teacher either didn't notice or chose to ignore the obvious scheme
Teacher
Xiao Chunfeng, sit there
Zui Jian watched him approach
As Chunfeng stiffly sat down, Zui Jian leaned over
Zui Jian
Fate works in mysterious ways right?
Zui Jian
First we meet in the courtyard
Zui Jian
I didn't expect we'd be in the same class
Zui Jian
And now we're desk neighbors
Zui Jian
Isn't that lucky?
Xiao Chunfeng
('This guy… is he flirting with me?)
Before he could process that terrifying statement, the teacher began lecturing
Xiao Chunfeng
(Maybe he's just being friendly)
Chapter 3
Chunfeng bolted out the door
Zui Jian
Running away already?
Chunfeng nearly tripped as Zui Jian appeared beside him
Walking backwards like an idiot
Xiao Chunfeng
Don't you have friends to bother?
Zui Jian
But you're more fun
Zui Jian
Do you have a lover?
Zui Jian clapped his hands together
Zui Jian
Then I can fill in your loneliness~
Chunfeng stopped dead in his tracks
Xiao Chunfeng
I'm not into guys
Xiao Chunfeng
Girls. Women. You know?
Zui Jian's expression turned genuinely puzzled
Zui Jian
Is that some kind of rare beast?
Zui Jian
A spirit creature?
Zui Jian
Oh! Are you into foxes?
Zui Jian
I know few cultivators who—
Xiao Chunfeng
No! Not foxes!
Xiao Chunfeng
Actual women!
Xiao Chunfeng
Soft, pretty, wears dresses, has_
He gestured vaguely at his own chest
Zui Jian looked utterly lost
Zui Jian
...Are you feeling alright?
Xiao Chunfeng
Why are you acting like you've never seen a woman before?
Zui Jian
I don't know what you're talking about
Chunfeng's mouth went dry
Xiao Chunfeng
You're joking
Zui Jian
Why would I joke about that?
Chunfeng shook his head hard and started walking again
Zui Jian easily kept pace
Zui Jian
So if you're not into men or foxes
Zui Jian
What do you like?
Xiao Chunfeng
Right now? Silence
Zui Jian
You're strange, Xiao Chunfeng
Zui Jian
But I like strange
Zui Jian
Let me take you around the academy
Zui Jian
I'll show you the best spots
Zui Jian winkedand grabbed his hand
Chunfeng yanked his arm back
Xiao Chunfeng
I can walk on my own!
Zui Jian sighed dramatically
Zui Jian
And here I thought we were bonding
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