Dear Diary
Ep. 1, the first entry
Yammy
Dear.. Diary..today marks the first day of my junior year.., and this is my first entry for this year..°writes in her diary, sitting at her table in her room late at night°..today..
Yammy
Was the first day of a new school year...and as always I was late again..so-
The same morning, 08:20 AM
Yammy
°begging the PE teacher to let her in with several other students° PLEASE Let us in!!
Sowmya
°right behind Yammy, pushes her accidentally°
Sowmya
°looks at her innocently°
Yammy
°blinks°..°suddenly the PE teacher opens the gate and let's everyone in though scolding us for being late the first day of 11th grade saying how our ages are serious now to be this late°
all the students rushed in pushing past each other
Sowmya
°pushes yammy again now running in°
Yammy
°standing there like an idiot°..what?
Yammy
When did I.. Get.. Slapped in the face..?...°cheek red°..°starts running behind her° HEY YOU WAITT!!!
°we reached out class huffing and out of breath°
Yammy
Haah.. Haah.. You..little fuvker!ಠ益ಠ
Yammy
°looking at her with a creepy expression° no one's gonna save you..today I'll...eat you alive!! MWUHAHAHAAHAH°Starts laughing like a maniac°
Sowmya
Wha..what?...°stares at her, judging her°
Yammy
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Anyway.. salli bhokne wali khargosh!!*grabs her by her hair° MWUHAHAHAHAH
Suryansh
°enters the class°...
Yammy
°froze, my one leg up on one of the tables as Sowmya is pulled towards me by her hair as I was laughing like a maniac with my mouth open°
Suryansh
°froze and just staring in pure shock°
Yammy
°pulls Sowmya in a hug° I was just showing her some love..-
Sowmya
Yeah..right..°hugs her back°
Suryansh
°dramatically falls on his knees°
Sowmya
*looks at Yammy°...
Suryansh
°started laughing on the floor°
°Yammy and Sowmya both watch him laugh for a minute°
Suryansh
°immediately stood up° sorry
Suryansh
Kya-? maine kya kiya!?
Yammy
。◕‿◕。 Ruk batati hu
Sowmya
°stares at Suryansh who's now lying on the floor°
Vishakha
°Came running in the class° °screaming° aahh.. Ahahhh!!!
Mahi
°running behind Vishakha holding something in her hand°
Suryansh
°still on the floor°
Vishakha
°ran over Suryansh in full speed°
Suryansh
Mujhe.. Maar kyu nahi dete...
Mahi
Heh..hehe..°laughing like a pervert at vishu holding a lizard in her hand°..
Vishakha
°hides behind Sowmya and Yammy° MUMMEEYY
Yammy
andhi laudi wo toy lizard hai..
Sowmya
AANKH KHOL KE DEKH!! °streching Vishu's eyelids°
Suryansh
...°slowly got up and went to his seat, half dead°..kisiko fark bhi nahi padta yahape..hah..
Yammy
Drama mat kar ek aur dungi abhiಠ益ಠ
Astuti
Thoda shant nahi reh sakte kya...
Astuti
Mujhe need aari hai..
Vishakha
Bhen ki lodi rat bhar bl padhegi to yahi hoga na
Suryansh
Send Links queen💅🏻
Anmol
°enters the class°helicopter helicopter °singing the weird song°
Suryansh
YAMMY MUJHE ROK LE
Suryansh
ABE DHANG SE PAKAD NA FISAL GAYA MAI TO AMUL GAYI
Suryansh
AAAAAAAA BEHN KI LODI
Anmol
Waise tumlog kuch chipkali ki baat kr rahe the?
Mahi
haa ye to rahi °shows her the fake lizard°
Mahi
°wiggles her eyebrows at her° kyu kyu
Yammy
°staring at amul, knowing what's about to happen, frozen still holding Suryansh from behind°
Suryansh
°looked at yammy, also known to what's about to happen°..
Anmol
Well I found this little guy on the way here..
Mahi
Maine pehli baar pyara chipkala dekha..
Yammy
Amul ne pehli bar kuch acha janwar pakda hai..
Suryansh
Haa pichli bar to ..
Yammy
Swastik pakad layi thi
Suryansh
Swastik pakad layi thi
Anmol
...°staring at them both°
Vishakha
°staring at the gekko°..i-
Anmol
Abe itna kya darti hai dekh kitta pyara hai..abse daily laungi school
Vishakha
Aur abse mai diwar pe chipak ke rhungi
Yammy
°turns to sowmya° ek second laudi teri harkat to mai bhul hi gayi ye sab me? °still has th red mark on her face°
Yammy
°jumps at her, now has her in a chokehold° sorry bol bhen ki lodi
Sowmya
°struggling° are chamar bola nahi jarha merese idhar °broken voice°
Yammy
Bahane mat maar kuttiya
Astuti
Abe ye seniors ko kam nahi hai kya mu uthake humari class me ajaate hai ghurne?
Astuti
Aur ye KEVIN ke sath woi dalla hai na..ko last year pure sal absent tha..kya nam tha..?
Yammy
°turns around immediately°
Mahi
°looks at the door too°...
Yammy
°looking at him, flustered still has Sowmya in that chokehold°
Sowmya
°coughs° madarchod chhod-!
Kevin
°walks over° ye tu meri behen ke sath kya karti rehti hai?
Sowmya
Bhai aaj ye mera gala daba ke Marne wali thi mujhe
Astuti
abhi dekhna ye yaha ke bhag jayegi..shart? °to mahi°
Mahi
Thike bhag gyi to tu mujhe 500 dena nahi bhaagi to mai tujhse 500 lungi
Sowmya
Mujhe saans bhi nhi aarhi ab to..
Yammy
Nautanki mat kar laudi
Sowmya
ತ_ʖತ aaj nautanki lagra na kal ko mai nahi rahi to kahegi..
Aaftab
°looks around° ye humari class thi khyaal rakhna iska..°wipes fake tears°°
everyone turns their attention to Aaftab, judging him
Suryansh
...yaha saare chutiye hi hai kya
Aaftab
°runs away from the class dramatically° ahahah--!! tumlog meri feelings nahi samajhte
Kevin
...Ye mera dost nahi hai
Kevin
Waise sahi me kha kar rhe the tum dono?
Kevin
Agar maar rahi thi to marde Chidiya ko meri dikkat khatam
Sowmya
tujhe apni class me Jana hai ya nhi kutte? °kicks him out of the class°
Dear diary
Yammy
Oh-! This diary isna new one..should I write our intros?..
Yammy
°deep thinking as it takes some time to write so much°
Well.. there's..me, Yammy. Sowmya, thinks she's a rabbit...more like a wild dog.. Anyway-
Then Mahi, with her anger issues- oh and her crush since 5th grade, Aaftab. Then there's Vishu, the air head, makes impossible possible.. I mean her laugh goes "ting ting ting" nobody laughs like that...- and butt is they key to success,never forget. Astuti, the faggot lover(same) then Suryansh..well he's just a bit.. autistic and gay🌈..
Vedant,I don't even remember when he joined our group but.. he's okay..but something's wrong with him I mean he has a crush on SOWMYA? Also his best friend, Aarav..sometimes it's like he's not even there he's too quiet for loud people like us.. But we're friends,yep. There's Anmol, will traumatise you with words and has her gandu ex, Swastik but let's not talk about that btchess niger..oh and Kevin —
Anmol
Waise Aaj to class me naye naye ladke ayenge
Suryansh
Waise yammy aaj swastik ko dekha tune?
Yammy
Hn.. Apna junior hai pr wo to.. Shayd uski class bagal me hi hai
Anmol
Le swastik pappi dera tujhe gaalo pe
Suryansh
...ye mujhe hi kyu peet te hai baar baar..
Swastik
°looking in from the window of our class°
Anmol
°stands still looking at him awkwardly°
I MEAN MEEI NAZRO ME BHIKARI H WO BUT FOR THE SAKE OF STORY DHANG KI PIC LAGAI PLUS DEKHO KHANA KHA RHA YE BHI AMUL SE MANGA HOGA🥰
Yammy
Oh sorry galti se lag gaya hahahahaah
Suryansh
°throws a book at him° oh sorry galti se fisal gayi hath se
Astuti
Tu humari class me kya kar rha hai?°went to the door to get him out of our class° peeking in our class huh? Apni class me jaa warna °rolling up her sleeves°
Yammy
🗣️ajkal HIJDE bohot mil jate hai.. Bus wagera me
Swastik
°disappeares in seconds°
°the teacher enters and everyone rushes back to their seats°
Row 1 row 2 row 3
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?? Anmol Astu Mahi surie ??
?? ?? __Vishu Yammy somu
°after a few boring classes it's time for ✨PE✨°
Chipkala kumar
°Hiding in amul's hair°..>
Vishakha
°staring at the chipkala°..°shivers°
Chipkala kumar
°hisses at her when sensing danger from her°
Vishakha
MUMMYYY °jumps at Astu°
°both fell down, astu grabbed mahi trying to not fall and Mahi ended up fall over both of them°
Rest of us enjoying the show
Chipkala kumar
°got scared and jumped on the ground°
Anmol
°following chipkala trying to catch him° chipkala!!~~
Vedant
Ye har baar ajeeb janwar kyu pal leti hai..?
Yammy
Tu yaha kya kar rha hai gandu? Tu dusre section me hai na?
Vedant
...ಠ_ʖಠhumari bhi class hai🖕🏻
Astuti
chi chutiyo ke sath khelna padega?
Sowmya
Agyi mai °hopping like a..pagal kuttiya😍°
Yammy
Itni der kya karri thi washroom me tu?
Mahi
Lagta hai pregnant hogyi ulti krri hogi hehehehe °laughs like a pervert°ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Vishakha
Haa bbe mera baccha hai uske pet me
Suryansh
Ek mere pet me bhi daldo°wiggles his eyebrows°
Suryansh
Mera khel khatam hai
Vishakha
Eh..? Ye kya bolke gaya maine suna bhi nahi..
Mahi
Dhyan to butt me rehta hai。◕‿◕。
Vedant
°staring at Sowmya the whole time°
Anmol
°still trying to find chipkala,looks up and yells° dekho kaise kutte ki tarah ghur raha hai! °went back to finding chipkala pretending to not have said anything°
Yammy
°looks out the window, pressing her face against the glass° bahar kyu nhi jaate Aaj khelne..
Sowmya
Abe 10th aur 12th wale kutto ki tarah basketball aur football me lge hue hai
Mahi
°ran to the window and presses her face on the glass too, looking out° janaa chahiye bahar...
Sowmya
ಠ益ಠ MERE BHAI SE GANDI NAZAR HATALE WARNA TAKLI KARDUNGI
Yammy
ಠ益ಠ tu chup reh madarchod tadne de
Sowmya
ಠ益ಠGala daba dungi bhadwi
Yammy
Bube daba dungi ಠ益ಠ °starts running behind her making weird hand movements°
Sowmya
BACHAOOO°Starts running in the opposite direction°
Vedant
Wah kya scene hai °lies down and watches them°
Sowmya
°jumps over vedant and kept running°
Yammy
°follows hers and trips over vedant°..°falls on wei instead°
Anmol
Ohho free pesbian lorn
Vishakha
bbe uske bubu hai wo stress ball nhi。◕‿◕。
Yammy
°looks at Sowmya° ...°throws her off°BEHEN KI LODI MERA REP KARNA CHAHTI HAI
Mahi
Thoda sa deja vu kyu hora hai..?..
Episode bhi second hai...
Yammy
Ha waise mujhe bhi horha hai..
Vishakha
Bbe ho sakta ki aisa kisi aur universe me bhi hua ho tere sath..?。◕‿◕。
Sowmya
Kehna kya chahti hai laudi tu?ಠ益ಠ
Yammy
Ki tu lesbian hai aur mera rep karke ki firak me hai°dramatically wrap my arms around myself as if covering myself°
Mahi
chhodo is vishu ko ye to gawar hi hai
Astuti
vishu ki baat aur gadhe ki paad ek barabar。◕‿◕。☝🏻
Vedant
vishu is hisab se tu dusre universes me bhi ting ting krke hasti hogi na?
Vishakha
ಠ益ಠಠ益ಠZYADA HORA AB
Sowmya
Badhiya tha ye walla! Bhaii°hi-fives him°
Vedant
..°flustured by the slight contact°
Mahi
°stares at him,whispers to astu°..“bhai iska kuch to lafda hai..dekh kaise laal horha..”
Astuti
°does the same and leans closer to mahi° “haa bhai pata lagana hoga..”
Mahi
“mujhe lagra Aarav ko pakka pata hoga.m ye to bolega nhi usse ugalwana hoga”
Mahi
waise Vedant, Aarav nhi aaya tere sath? Tere section me hi hai na wo to?
Vedant
Are.. Haa wo aa hi raha hoga shayad se kisi teacher ne bula liya pehle hi din..shayad firse kuch subjects me highest hai uske..
Sowmya
Meri bhi to 5th rank hai class me mujhe kyu ni bulayaಠ益ಠ
Vedant
Meri bhi 4th hai nahi bulaya
Yammy
Mai batau kyu nhi bulaya
Yammy
Kyuki tum dono chirand ho
Anmol
mera chipkala kumar kho gyaaaa༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Sowmya
ಠ益ಠAbe tere chipkale ki mkc mujhe kyu nhi bulaya teacher ne
Yammy
it's not that deep💅🏻
Vishakha
Sahi me..。◕‿◕。
Suryansh
In teeno chutiyo pe khudke to number aate nahi...
The P.E teacher finally enters and Aarav is also here now
Everyone forms a line standing side by side to each other
Amul→Astu→Mahi→Vishu→Surie→Yammy→Somi→Vedant→Aarav
Baki clas ma chudaye meko kya
Yammy
“bhai ye itni late kyu aaya kachori pel rha hoga pakka” °whispers to sowmya°
Sowmya
“bhai maine last exam wale din dekha tha yellow wale bowl me proper maggi kha rha bhenchod”
Yammy
“Haa maine bhi suna tha sab kehre the family pack ek baar me pel gaya”
Suryansh
Kitne fit physical ke teacher hai humare °lip bite° meri kacchi gili hogi
Vishakha
Bbe ye loda maine dekha tha ek baar wo first ka baccha subah ice cream leke aaya tha fir isne cheen liya aur bola beta pighal jaygi
Mahi
Fir ek bite me puri ice cream bacche ke samne hi nipta di bhai
Astuti
are wah ye to darinda bhi hai
Anmol
Manne to ye kiddy fiddler laagge hai ji bat pakki hai
Suryansh
Chori mahre gaav me normal relationship kehve hai ,trend hai.
Yammy
Ye bat kaha se kaha chali gyi..
P.E: saare bacche line me lago!!
All the kids make rows like we did
Dear Diary
teacher:....°tch° Vishu and Suryansh count all the students present here from section B and C
Suryansh
°Ahem° Oh sir ji counting manne hindi me karni hai ki angreji me? Baat ye hai ki manne angreji na aave
Anmol
Shuru hogya fir se ye..
Suryansh
Wo sir ji ek baar na humare gaav me pehli baar humne sabun dekha tha.. Fir maine dekha to khushbu aati thi..fir mujhe laga ki ye khane ki chiz hai..fir maine teen lifebuoy kha liye tabse hi dimag sahi nhi chalta mera
Vedant
°trying his best to not laugh°
Teacher: °speechless° tum rehne do beta.. Vishu tum-
Vishakha
°ting ting ting ting, started laughing°
The teacher got worried
"tum dono rehne do beta.." *shayad dono baccho ki mansik sthiti kharab hai..*
°both went back to their places and the teacher asked Astuti and Aarav to count°
Astuti
Sir.. there's total of 46 people of both classes combined..
Aarav
Mm.°nods in agreement°
teacher: then you'll be playing dodge ball today, everyone partner up
Yammy
°staring out the window and notices the slow shower of rain start°..eh?..sudden rain..°the students playing outside start running inside as they start getting wet in the rain°
Sowmya
°drags carry away° apni bhi class hai idhar dhyan de le chimkandi
Yammy
Abe- kaha? Mai to barish dekh rahi thi bhai..
Sowmya
Haa sab pata hai mujhe
Yammy and Sowmya team up, surie and vishu, mahi and astu, amul got stuck with some random, vedant and Aarav teamed up
Yammy
Ghochu ab tujhe mai potect karu ya mujhe tu kregi??ಠ益ಠ
Sowmya
ಠ益ಠಠ益ಠಠ益ಠaise to hum dono pehle out honge
Yammy
ಠ益ಠare mandh kuttiya
Sowmya
Abe pr ball kiske paas haiಠ益ಠ
Yammy
Mujhe kya pata?ಠ益ಠ
Yammy
Tu game pe dhyan de naಠ益ಠ
Sowmya
ha aur tera Dhyan kidhar hai。ಠ益ಠ
Astuti
vishu ka to abhi bhi butt me dhyan hai..。◕‿◕。
Vishakha
Kuch bola tune?。◕‿◕。
Astuti
Butt is the key to success 。◕‿◕。
°someone threw the ball and it came straight towards Sowmya and yammy°
Yammy
ABE SUAR YA TO SIDE HOJA YA CATCH KRLE KYA KAR RHI-.
Sowmya
°end up getting hit°
Yammy
°standing at the side° madarchod pehle hi round me out kara diya
Sowmya
( ꈍᴗꈍ) wo aksar aisi situations me mera dimag band pad jata hai
Yammy
Haa Mera bhi padd gaya tha jo tere sath khel li
Yammy
°Watching the others play°
In the next couple minutes the students which were playing outside burst in too
°everyone stopped playing and looked at them°
Kevin
°enters with his group of friends°
Aaftab
°walked in with kevin°
Yammy
°kept looking in their direction°..
Astuti
Ye dalle seniors dubara se agye I swear inhe dekh ke khoon khaulta hai ಠ益ಠ
Vedant
haina haina man to krta hai us Nikhil ka mu todd du ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Aarav
Haa na iski ladai Hui thi last year usee
Sowmya
Haa meko yad bhai bc maine suna wo 9th se hi gym wagera jata tha
Yammy
Ha tabhi to Vedant ka ek hath todd diya tha
Vedant
Abe Mera bas chlta to mai to uski tange bhi tod deta bas mai thoda acha hu na
Suryansh
°place a hand on vedant's shoulder from behind°
Vishakha
Haw tu to gaya sun liya sab Nikhil ne
Vedant
°turns around° sorry bhaiya mazak tha sab kuch....
Suryansh
Ye to gandu hi rahega
Vedant
Behen ke laude itna bhadda mazak ಠ益ಠ
Aaftab
°came from behind and put his arms on both of their shoulders°
Aaftab
Aur bhai kya chlra?
Vedant
Bhai tum saare chutiya ho kya
Suryansh
Haa bc jidhar dekho koi peet deta hai koi piche se dara rha hai ya to pitt ke marjaunga ya to ye heart attack se
Suryansh
Ab to lagne laga hai school nhi survival show me aata hu daily
Suryansh
hath ni chhodna sath ni chhodna haath ni chhodna sath ni chhodna
Kevin
°walks over, running his hand through his wet hair° kya kar rha be Aaftab tu juniors ko pareshan krne aajata hai baar baar
Vedant
Haa bhaiya ye gande wale bhaiya mera rep karna chahte hai
Aaftab
...°slides away° maine notice kiya hai tu dhire dhire gay ban gaya hai vedant
Astuti
Recently suryansh ke sath zyada rehne laga hai
Sowmya
Abe yar ye 12th walo ne hi jack krli humari class
Mahi
bhen ki lodi ek round terepe khela nhi gaya
Kevin
Kya khel rhe the tumlog?
Teacher: *ab itne saand kaise baccho ko kaise sathme handle kru* °looks troubled°
Suryansh
Sir bade pareshani me lagre ho aap bolo to..
Yammy
Shilpa medam ko bula de hum?ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Teacher: HAA-! °ahem° matlab haa bulaa laao unko itne baccho ko akele nhi sambhal sakta..°ahem°
Suryansh
afjsksakakshsjs bhnchod gala daba de mera tu
Yammy
Are Mera matlab Mai bhi chlungi
Teacher: ek minute ek minute tum kyu uske sath jaarhi ho?
Yammy
Are sir aapne dekha nhi bechare ka mansik santulan kharab hai kahi akele gaya aur isko kuch hogaya to!?
Suryansh
Sahi baat Kehri hai sir ye.. aurat jaat.. Waise to °chuckles° mahre ko aurato se koi matlab rakhne ko pasand na hai par wo thoda dimag se gaya guzra hu na
Yammy
haa sir isko aise laat padti rehti hai bichme to hosh me ajataa hai abhi ye Suryansh Chaudhry bngaya hai laat padne pe Surie banega
Suryansh
ui maa-! Kya hogaya behen mai dubara pagal hogyi thi kya?
Yammy
Dekho sir wapis agaya
Teacher: °staring in shock° acha..beta jaao...
Yammy
°quickly ran out of class dragging suryansh with her° ab maza ayega
Suryansh
Bhai waise gay hone ki acting achi krta hu
\(ϋ)/♩♪ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ)\(ϋ)/♩
Vishakha
Abe ye dono kya bakchodi krre the dubara se
Aaftab
Sir to badi gambhir chinta me lagre hai
Sowmya
aur wo dono class se bunk marenge ab aur hum is mote ki bakchodi sunege..
Astuti
abhi sadme me hai to chup hai warna phir shuru hojayega
Chipkala kumar
°nodding from amul's shoulder°
Vishakha
°hides behind mahi°
Mahi
lavdi Terese bechara chipkala khud darta hai
Anmol
MERA CHIPKALA WAPIS AGAYA
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