I m an investigator not the police one but i always had a habit to know all the juicy stories and gossips of the neighborhood that i didn't realised that i was hiding in the closet . watching my neighbours making out......(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

I can explain i can explain..!! I was just there to steal my freind's notes, she was being a beach and refusing to give them to me and i was at a helpless position so i had no choice but to steal. Then i suddenly heard the frontdoor open and i had heard gossips that my friend's father was out of station but still moaning sound come from her house....ahm ahm ..so since i was in the bedroom i had to go somewhere and hide and get out the house when i got the chance.

That's how i ended up in that situation. But i swear that's the only time i did that ,,seeing other couple make out that is . Breaking into other's house is....... another topic (⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠メ⁠)

Now back to present

im at a cafe thinking about the incident given above and chuckling to myself . The fact that i had to stay in that closet till midnight is traumatizing enought but next day when the same aunty kindly gave me free cookies because i looked tired ( thx to her long lastingness ) made it even worse.

Then i noticed a man i never saw in the neighborhood in the cafe sitting in the corner

seat.

I did what i usually do when i see a new person. Stalk of course. Ok ok stalking is a bit too much but what i mean is i observe.for obvious reasons. What if he is a serial killer or something, i m basically protecting the city. Thats my excuse to follow other people like creeps.

He was reading a book whose title read " how to kill a man and get away with it"

he read it with great interest.

WTF?!!!! i never expected this when i said i was protecting the neighborhood!!!

He was not great looking but it was his elegence that seem to attract the girls to him. He was about 5'9 not muscular but not fat either his face was bearded and messy oily hair. The guy looked like he came straight out of bed and didn't even took a bath. Buttt the look in his eyes ..boy oh boy the lashes was longer and better than by new year resolutions and his adams apple looked juicer than juice itself ( the girl in question is the winner of dad jokes competition hosted in the local dad community so ignorance of meaningless admiration is appreciated)

So in short he was a 7/10 without taking a bath . And could he really be a criminal in cover?

What was intresting was that i couldn't stop staring at the man. And after an intense staring of over 10 min straight ...he finally looked out of the book . It was at that moment he looked right at me ; i. was. ded. ahm ahm what i mean is i looked immediately away from his table .

The adrenaline still thumping in my veins i walked out of the cafe as smoothly and calmly as i could.

* she was walking like a drunk woman who was trying to hide the fact that she was drunk*

I gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta peeeeeeee.......but here im stuck at a cafe with no washroom. You might be thinking then go home or some other shop with a restroom but.........

* the situation outside - a freaking storm.

just a while ago the sun shine was brighter than her future

Ahm ahm the last part was not at all necessary but ok . I was at the cafe to observe the alleged criminal but by no surprise he wasn't here. And now i m stuck in a pity full situation.

With no other option i have to run for it. The no thunder and no amount if rain may stop me from taking this very important nature's call.

* She ran through the storm , the ppl from the shop cheered for her . she ran till her hair were shaped like the thinder itself, her makeup all messed added to her ghostly appearance. The flower shop in the next street had a restroom.

Im using ur restroom thank you she wasted no time and headed to the wash room leaving the cashier and other customers in fear. She didn't notice the cashier was the man who didn't show up.

" I swear if i was 1 sec late i would have wet my pants..oh they are already wet but atleast not from my pee" i said to myself coming out after 10 min.

"The storm had already turned to normal rain it had became rather pleasant outside " I said to a random stanger who was still in horror of my showing as i did well i cant blame him .

I didn't know if the using the restroom was free or not so but i headed towards the counter with a 5 dollar bill.

Holy shiiiii.....was the first reaction i had after i saw him at the counter. Still that messy hair . Deadly sharp eyes . Pink plump like lips.And he was reading the same goddam book . Is he really a criminal???? can be coz he was reading it as trying to hide the title but i knew the cover from first time i saw him.

May be 'holy shi..." isn't how u greet people u met the first time. He looked as if he had seen a ghost . Wait was HE the one afraid of ME????

His pov:

The wierd woman who was staring him with deadly eyes in cafe just entered my shop with a terrorising look and now she is swearing right in front of the entrance. Does she have connection with the under world ? Why is she so fixated on my hands? Does she wants to cut em off???

He thought ( no one can blame him)

* the poor guy was about to scream when she said " That ur payment im leaving !!! Keep coming to the cafe i swear i gonna be a good girl.!!!!

Wait what was the last part????!!!

She left as abruptly as she entered

Thinking how to get more intle on him. And it was time to bring her secret weapon.