You, Me, and a Very Illegal Body Swap!!
Ep-1 This is not my ceiling
📱YOU, ME & A VERY ILLEGAL BODY SWAP!!
7:42 AM
Location: Unknown Room. Unknown abs
Cade throne (Female soul)
Mm…
why is this pillow so flat
why does it smell like… men’s deodorant and regret
(her eyes flutter open)
Cade throne (Female soul)
Wait
this isn’t my ceiling.
Where are my glow-in-the-dark stars?
(she sits up slowly)
Cade throne (Female soul)
Okay maybe I crashed somewhere
party? No. I don’t party.
Study group? Nope. I have no friends.
Wait. Whose shirt Is this?
...wait. is this a shirt or—
IS THIS A MAN’S CHEST???
Cade throne (Female soul)
(she blinks. Looks down. Slowly lifts the covers.)
Cade throne (Female soul)
What
what is this body
WHY ARE THESE THIGHS SO… EFFICIENT
(she jumps up. Runs to a mirror.)
Cade throne (Female soul)
Ok deep breath
you’re dreaming
this is a dream
any minute now you’ll wake up in your bed—
(leans closer. Touches her—HIS—jawline.)
Cade throne (Female soul)
No no no
this can’t—
why do i have a five o’clock shadow???
WHY DO I HAVE A JAWLINE???
📱[Phone buzzes — "9 Missed Calls: Roommate 🧠💀"]
Author
umm...so this is my first chat story, so Idk whether you guys will like it or not, but yeah that's all for today....we will meet soon with ep 2 bieeeee!!!✨✨
Ep 2~~~
📱[Phone buzzes — "9 Missed Calls: Roommate 🧠💀"]
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
(half-asleep, holding a bowl of cereal)
You good, man?
Lira freezes. Milo blinks. Lira blinks harder.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
You smell like fear and… is that lavender?
Cade throne (Female soul)
(in a deep guy voice):
…Sure. That checks out.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
Cool.
Hey, quick question—why were you screaming like a Victorian ghost bride?
Cade throne (Female soul)
(sweating):
Nightmare.
About… taxes.
Milo rheys (Ml bestfriend)
(nodding like that makes sense):
Mhm. Well, your phone’s blowing up. And you’re already late to studio.
Also—don’t forget your protein bar, gym rat.
Cade throne (Female soul)
(thinking):
WHO IS THIS GUY
WHO’S “STUDIO”?
WHY IS EVERYONE SO CHILL
AND WHY DO I HAVE A JAWLINE THAT COULD KILL A MAN?
Okay. No big deal.
I just woke up in a stranger’s body, in a stranger’s apartment, with a roommate who thinks I’m… his bro.
This is fine.
This is totally, 100%, cosmically FINE.
Meanwhile…
7:55 AM
Somewhere across the city
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
Ugh. What smells like… strawberries and rent anxiety?
(sits up in bed)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
This is pink.
Why is this so pink.
Did I get kidnapped by glitter?
(looks down—slim legs, painted toenails, fuzzy socks)
(sees reflection in makeup mirror)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
That’s not me.
That is NOT ME.
(gets up, nearly trips over yoga mat)
(squints at the wall: fairy lights. motivational quotes. collage of k-dramas.)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
WHAT IS THIS PLACE
WHERE ARE MY SWEATPANTS
WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS
(eyes land on sparkly phone buzzing on nightstand)
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
Lira? Who the hell is Lira?
Is this… her body?
Did we—no. No.
This has to be some fever dream.
But it feels too real.
Like… painfully, terrifyingly real.
And if I’m here…
Then where the hell is she?
Author
so... I will meet you guys in the next episode till then bieeeee!!!✨✨
Episode 3 – “You Answered As Me”
Lira’s apartment
Cade, now in Lira’s body, is sitting quietly on her bed.
He’s been trying to stay calm.
But nothing about this is normal.
There’s a cat curled up on the desk, watching him like she knows he doesn’t belong here.
He picks up Lira’s phone.
Pink case. Glitter sticker.
It’s warm. Familiar.
And completely not his.
He taps open the dial screen.
Stares for a second.
Then slowly dials a number he knows by heart.
Lira’s holding Cade’s phone.
She doesn’t know who she is yet.
She hasn’t looked in the mirror.
But she knows something’s wrong.
When the phone rings, the caller ID says:
"Lira☁️"
Cade throne (Female soul)
She freezes.
Answers.
Cade throne (Female soul)
Hello?
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“…Okay. You picked up. That’s good.”
(quiet pause)
“Are you… me?”
Cade throne (Female soul)
(still trying to process)
“You’re the voice I heard in my head earlier. You’re the one in my body, aren’t you?”
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“Yeah. And I’m guessing you’re in mine.”
Another pause.
The cat lets out a soft meow behind him.
Lira hears it through the call too.
Cade throne (Female soul)
“That’s Marshmallow. She doesn’t like strangers.”
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“Yeah. She’s been staring at me like I broke into your life.”
Cade throne (Female soul)
“…Honestly? Same.”
They both fall silent again.
For a second, neither one knows what to say.
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“Look, we need to talk. In person. This is too much to figure out like this.”
Cade throne (Female soul)
“Where?”
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“There’s a small café near Galleria Street. I’ll text you the location.”
Cade throne (Female soul)
“Fine. I’ll be there.”
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“And please bring my phone charger. And maybe explain what half the apps on this phone even do.”
Cade throne (Female soul)
“…Only if you tell me why you have jazz music downloaded in five different playlists.”
Lira Wren (Male Soul)
“…Meet me in 30.”
Call ends.
They both stare at the screen, heartbeats steady but unsure.
They don’t know what just happened.
But they know what’s next.
Author
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