One Liners Of A “Funny Guy”
Episode 1
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Hey, what are two things that “fly” but they are not supposed to?
Annoyed Listener
* Eye-roll and sigh* What?
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Bees and Butter-flies! Haha! You know, like flying butter! Oh! Did you know that bees are not supposed to fly because of their “heavy weight” and tiny wings! (True fact!)
Annoyed Listener
Wow! Sooooooooo cool! And not to mention funny! *fake laughs, eye-rolls, and uses monotone to infer sarcasm!*
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Thank you!
Annoyed Listener
*Jaw drops at the stupidity!*
Author note and stuff!
Thank you if you read this! I am very happy if you did! I hope you comment, like, and subscribe if you enjoy this! PS: if I state a true fact (which I will do) I will state in parentheses and if I am wrong, please correct me in the comment section! I am very open to criticism especially from experienced writers or anyone in general! I hope you enjoyed and express that satisfaction by commenting, liking, or subscribing!
Episode 2
Author note and stuff!
Warning: This update jokes about queer stuff (LGBT+) and other stuff like culture that may be offensive!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
What are two things that are seen as innocent but aren’t?
Annoyed Listener
*sigh* what?!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Hawaiian dancing and a computer curser! You know because it is a “curser”, it curses!
Annoyed Listener
*eye-roll* yes, I get it, but what does Hawaiian dances have to do with anything?!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Weeeeeeeeellllllll, that is number “t(w)o” (says to but means 2!) and they pretty much twerk when they dance! They do that kind of hip work!
Annoyed Listener
*fake laughs with sarcasm* Oh! I get it! (Uses monotone for sarcasm) Very funny!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Why thank you! Oh oh ooooohhh! Guess what transgenders use to travel great distances!
Annoyed Listener
What?! (With sarcasm and irritation!)
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Trains running on trans-continental railways!
Annoyed Listener
*fake laughs with eye-roll* ha ha ha!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Oh, what invertebrates are Bisexual?
Annoyed Listener
*waits with aggressive looks!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Bi-vales (meaning two shells and stuff, invertebrates like clams in Phylum Mollusca or something like that?)!
Annoyed Listener
Wow! *over all annoyed at this point*
Episode 3
Author note and stuff!
The following is texts between Seal and her BFFF, Pelly! (Best Female Friend Forever!) It also kinda makes fun of peoples names!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
I am in History!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
I am learning about the phone! Alexander Graham Bell’s name is making me want graham crackers!
(BFFF) Pelly
I am learning about the radio! The teacher is miss pronouncing Marconi as macaroni! It makes me want macaroni!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Ok! That settles it! We will eat what we want after class! (After all, it is the last class!)
Author note and stuff!
Later...
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Ahhhhh! This is soooooo good!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
Simple things are perfect when you are craving them! I love it!
(BFFF) Pelly
I love this macaroni!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
I love these Grahams!
(BFFF) Pelly
I love this five cheese, Italian macaroni! It is the best! It reminds me of my mother’s cooking!
“Funny Guy” (Seal)
My grandma used to always make me graham crackers just like these! That is why I eat these! I can still remember the jokes she would tell as she handed them to me!
Author note and stuff!
Seal always jokes around because she had a silly mom and grandma that always used jokes as a go-to for almost any circumstance!
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